Inspired by a thirsty Seth Everman and his wishful Dan/Phil/Seth throupling, as well as the definitelynotforPr0n tour bus mirrored ceilings:

Deth & Philth & Ceiling Mirrors: A Movie

But hey, this is 2018, we live in a post baking universe now, maybe they'll haru it totally or maybe they won't and people will be react with maturity and accept Dan and Phil erecting whatever boundaries between us and their bedroom selves that they feel necessary l o l sorry couldn't even finish t...

I was pretty spoiled for it by the time I got home and got to watch it, but that was a pretty good episode. I almost wish they'd acknowledged pride month, but I'm guessing they might not have been entirely sure when it would go up at the point of recording and it would have been weird to firmly dat...

This situation is kind of reminding me of when that dad freaked out on them at the book signing for something out of their control. I'm really glad everyone got their rightful vip experience though https://twitter.com/heavnlyumbrella/status/1011726541049475072 I couldn't read Phil's at first and I ...

I'd love to read a book from Phil in ten years time; he's got quite the persona he puts forth and it would be really interesting if he were to take us behind the scenes more about his thoughts/feelings regarding YouTube and his business decisions with Dan and such. I actually think he could write a ...

Is there any reason as to why they didn't fly straight to Philadelphia? I'm assuming it's because you can get pretty decently priced tickets London - New York vice versa, much more so than elsewhere in the states. My host family is constantly 'weekending' with their Brooklyn friends at their house ...

Ok I should definitely be asleep right now :o but two things I absolutely adored in the livestream (when I was finally able to see the whole thing tysm): 1: Phil's merch says 'phil' on it in wingdings!! :bloom: lol 'bloom' thx Troye fvr ruined :bigthumbsup: and both boys seemed really proud of their...

Thoughts: Most likely Rize will crash in >10 minutes, but not before we are subjected to awful, cringe-y OmGPHaN!1 comments that will be loudly squaked over by houseplant and furry waffle from Dan while Phil awkwardly fixes his phantom fringe. BUT I'm trying to be optimistic and I've downloaded the ...

In honour of the wonderful ig stories lately and all the flesh on show:
Tol Men, Tiny Blinds, & Naked Knees

I can't watch past the first two seconds of the video because I don't understand what Dan is mumbling and even though it DOESN'T MATTER it's driving me crazy. The man should come with subtitles. :/ Same here, so I played it back at .75x and the volume all the way up and Dan (slightly distracted by ...

(First off, a belated happy birthday to Dan - it was so nice to read through everyone's messages who donated to YMs; it warms my heart to see the Phandom pull together things like that. IDBpeeps should be proud!) And YAY for a new video! :newyear: This is just what I needed tonight. I've got to say ...

So, is it to soon for the capitaKommunistL☆ster jokes?

Yay bathbombs! but Ewww - I can't imagine taking a bath at a hotel without personally scrubbing it out first :yuck: And same, Phil, same. Separate taps is one of my biggest annoyances about the UK (seems to be rather prevalent here). Let me just simultaneously scald and freeze my skin; that's going ...

Ok, but the thing about these Instagram stories is that ' Phan ' isn't even a question anymore. They've tipped right over from 'probably very likely' to 'without a doubt most definitely' a Something (who needs labels in 2018) and it's such an amazing thing to see. Never have they looked so in love o...

I'm going to put fuel in @SHITiveHITtheFANdom's Eurovision :illuminati: from the previous thread and say that Dan and Phil definitely know who the Finnish performer is because Dan used to follow her on Twitter when she was a contestant in X Factor UK. Wait, so my gay fetish club stage inspiration c...

Um, guys :shock: :illuminati: :philtrash: warning, this is just playing into my demon, but... :lol: https://twitter.com/VickyPapaliakou/status/993948595782111232 https://twitter.com/bbceurovision/status/993945922244620288 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.gaystarnews.com/article/londons-gay-fetish-...

human wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 9:36 pm Who was the person who wanted a hat? I got two anyway lol.

Solid show tonight. No spoilers.

We saw Tomska in the pub beforehand so it was nice at least one friend showed up.

Ahh hi! It was me who wanted a hat. Could I buy one off of you? Cheers

I popped over to the pop up shop in Camden this morning. It was rather empty, but the merch looks good. The marble shirt looks better in person, and the long sleeve shirt looks really nice as well. Major con though: they don't have any introvert caps! :( Apparently they're only selling them at venue...

SHITiveHITtheFANdom wrote: ↑Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:40 pm Gah! I can't decide which to submit. Hmm, which one do you think says Dan&Phil more :

PrincessObviously & PiñaColada
or
PrincessObviously & BeefDrinkwithWhiskey

Okay I've decided! My official submission:

PrincessObviously & BeefDrinkwithWhiskey

Amiaw wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 10:18 pm

human wrote: ↑Tue May 01, 2018 9:49 pm I can’t even with this new video. A few of us have agreed that Dan seems particularly frisky on tour so far and this video isn’t helping.

What do you mean? Does he just seem more playful?

Pretty sure they mean thirsty, flirty and ready. Dan's just living his truth, remember.

I'll admit I snickered throughout the whole video however I don't think this is one I'll let the 11 year old watch...
Thoroughly entertaining for myself though!
I'll give it 8 /10

Yeah, sorry everyone for the incoherent squawking over DanandPhilBaby. :oops: I realize that's not everyone's :daddy: I have baby fever at the best of times, regardless of my infertility. You would think being a nanny and working regularly with infants/toddlers would quell that somewhat :P I think d...

Look I'm not even baby crazed like yes I like babies but don't want any but damn those pictures are doing something to my heart! Also do they have baby pearl in between them? I'm suddenly so glad there's no proof of that I don't think I could handle the image of them holding a baby between the two ...

Oh my laaaawd, Phil?! They're literally trying to kill me. That's what this whole tour is - giving the people what they want? More like hunting down the Phandom and crushing them one by one.
All the AUs are becoming reality and I don't know how I'm going to survive the next 4 months.

https://twitter.com/updatedphan/status/991292771179868161 END ME. I just can’t with this photo, it’s too much. That's it. I am deceased. I was just barely handling Deppy's collective glo-up this year, but DEPPY WITH A BABY??!?!!?! Fuck what are these men trying to do to me? God I can't, Dan's story...