Phil Lester more like Phil Hell Yes-ter


.... I'll see myself out

Lol last time I went to see my grandma she went all out on the adoption jokes. I have a different blood type (A-) to literally everyone else in my entire family going as far back as great grandparents. That was from my own grandmother ffs. Also praying Dan makes a video for mental health day. It wou...

sparkle!!!!! ur back!!!!! oof i agree,, can i get uuuuuhhhhh video about therapy pls ...... I'm amused I've been gone this long and my signature is still relevant :lol: But yeah. Like literally anything. I wonder if he'd do a video on therapy next week? Im hyped for spooky week - October is my (sec...

If they get anymore fond on Instagram I'm going to actually explode.

(and yes. I'm still waiting for Dan to upload. Please let October bring a video. Please.)

hi im sparkle, im 23, and this is my daily request for Dan to remember he has a youtube channel



(ironic in that i have also been MIA but i've been moving house... and playing Fortnite/Crash Bandicoot.... and working)

I have nothing of substance to add (is it worth requesting a video that he's apparently definitely going to upload? idk...) except actual footage of Daniel Howell https://media1.tenor.com/images/4b2d09402864e2740f42a35b39119d53/tenor.gif?itemid=8072263 is he trying to get a sponsorship deal with dur...

hello. I am Having A Week (translation: I got called a lesbo at work today and because i'm the only white girl i got told to get 'extra extra mild' food like a. fuck you for being a homophobic dick, and b. fuck you for being a racist piece of shit, and c. bitch can handle her spicy food, i'm lactose...

Dan Whomst?

going to hit you with a variation on my daily request today. I'm moving house, I'm not going to have wifi until BT come on monday and unless someone here works at O2 and can reset my data for the month because I've got like 1gb to last me 10 days so... this is your weekend request from Sparkle (aka...

FUCK ME (i clicked submit too soon but the sentiment still stands. FUCKING HELL PHIL LESTER) I concur. I was just going to quote this to say I ghostwrote every word, but ig Dan wanted to claim his work before me. In other words, this is more proof that @sparkle is, in fact, Daniel Howell. Shh.... n...

FUCK ME

(i clicked submit too soon but the sentiment still stands. FUCKING HELL PHIL LESTER)

@sparkle i’m v late but i’m impressed by how brave you are to actually stand up to yourself like that, by going to the police! you have all my admiration also i LOVE your tattoo idea! i think it’s amazing! :D i booked an appointment for my new tattoo (dnp related) too! it’s in TWO DAYS (omg i don’t...

I'm really sorry about your experience, sparkle . That really sucks. I would also love to hear more about your tattoo idea. Did you already have the design? sparkle i'm sorry to hear that and it's horrible that you've experienced it, i hope you're alright and i hope that scumbag gets what he deserv...

going to catch up properly tomorrow but I wanted to add a few thoughts. Considering my Pride Month ended with some fucking twat calling me and my girlfriend 'lesbian slags' while threatening us (me, queer af, scared of dogs) with his very aggressive staffy I'm tempted to actually watch The Sims seri...

If I ever think I'm a lesbian can someone please just send me a photo of Phil. Heck can someone just send me photos of Phil daily. You'll be my best friend. I mean... I feel like Dan himself is doing his best to fulfill that need right now. (Plot twist, he's not posting pics of Phil because #proudb...

i'm going to throw a bit of a curveball.... its past midnight. This is Sparkles (that me, Phil trash af) daily request for an AmazingPhil video - because I want to stare at him longer. No other reason. He's just really fucking hot. If I ever think I'm a lesbian can someone please just send me a phot...

https://twitter.com/danielhowell/status/1012439173318488064 I'm loving the pics and stories we've been getting, and this one is great. :love1: AS A PHANDOM OUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IS INSTALLING PHIL TRASH #1 IN PHILS LIFE. TRULY GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT WE WANT DAN. my trashcan brain on laptop could...

i'm going to put it bluntly. Phil is so fucking hot. Every time I think he's peaked he gets better.

they have to be together because I refuse to believe any human being could be around someone THAT hot and not want to jump his bones then I'm lost for words.

#PhilTrash

obsessivelymoody wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:28 pm

sugar wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:26 pm i still can't read phil's...what does it say?

His says "memes" and Dan's says "cry" (for anyone else wondering too!)

(I believe you btw)

HOW DOES PHILS SAY MEMES. And 'Phil' looks like Rib...

Dans is like Gerard Ways autograph, which can either be read as 'G xo' or 'sex'. It either says 'cry' 'gay' or 'lrg'

Phil's on the other hand - please explain because all i'm seeing is 'mould'

I'm so glad I'm not the only person seeing Dans golden eyelids because I've noticed it and now I cant UNSEE it :lol: Also re: Dan and intelligence. Academic achievements aren't everything but UoM isn't easy to get into. I'm still not entirely sure how I got in, and I didnt do something as competitiv...

am I going insane - I swear to god that Dan looks like he's wearing gold eyeshadow. I keep thinking this, and I cant tell if its just the colour of his lids. I really liked the video - nothing special but I'm enjoying watching them more than I am watching anything else - I think because they keep br...

This post is your daily request from Sparkle (me, serial procrastinator, i'm aware of the irony) for a new dinof video FINALLY http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/i-did-my-waiting-12-years-of-it-gif-5.gif great trailer, made me so nostalgic for II, wanted to cry a bit. Will put off my da...

This post is your daily request from Sparkle (me, serial procrastinator, i'm aware of the irony) for a new dinof video featuring a complimentary gif that will be my reaction when my request gets answered: https://78.media.tumblr.com/feef10b1823b0746483475cbcc92b3f1/tumblr_inline_n4taa2PHI71rkz85t.gif

I unsubbed around that time too, it was probably late 2015-early 2016 for me and I think the reason was disconnect. To me the number of uploads never really mattered that much, but I liked that he did liveshows and tweeted often(ish) and I really admired how in the know he was about his own audienc...