They started out with a nicely edited video and a count down on the microwave on stage. Props to them, it got me really excited. When the timer went out and they jumped out of the microwave, that was probably the most hyped I've ever been
, but simultaneously on of the loudest sounds I've ever heard. It was so loud with so much high-pitched screaming that it literally just went blank noise in my ears, but still so loud. (the loudest screaming of the night by far) SO there was that.
I assume most of you probably get gist of the plot in the tour, so I'll talk about the segments and some stuff that stood out to me, personally.
-When they first came out, they were talking and uncovered a giant llama and a giant lion ("It's a throwback to 2011!"-Dan). So Phil climbed up on the lion and looked at Dan and told him to "mount the llama", but Dan didn't want to, so Phil commanded "Dan, MOUNT the LLAMA" and Dan looked at him and sighed and said fine so he went over and climbed up on it. (Just thought the way Phil said it was cute) And when Phil was going to get off the lion he was like "Dan I'm stuck!" and Dan started commanding Phil going "Get off right now" and he wouldn't get off so Dan looked at us and said "Having a bit of a domestic." and turned back to Phil and said "Get off the lion." and Phil got off and hung his head and everyone "awed"
-Note: Dan called Phil "Phil Lester" (emphasis on -ESTER) and Phil called Dan "Danny" and stuff like that, but my brain can't remember the exact parts
Phil did some tricks like making a bowling ball drop out of a sketchpad and pulling string out of his mouth and Dan "I'm just going to be the glamorous assistant" (also Phil didn't talk which I found kind of weird but
He also did the thing where he turned Dan's legs into llama legs and then sent him away in the microwave which segwayed into his reasons why he's a weird kid segment
-At one point that I can't remember Dan did this thing to mock Phil and was like "lalala" and said something in a high pitched voice and skipped and twirled on stage and it looked rlly cute
-Reasons Why Phil's a Weird Kid:
Cute baby Phil pictures and one from old uni Phil with a broken arm, the next picture in his slideshow was a Japan Dan picture and I was confused for a second and everyone screamed (like every other time something happened), but then it turned into him showing us Dan's "reject selfie collection" ("derp face" pictures) He also used the audience's stories (one girl ate live butterflies??) and he rated them with Dan (who came back on stage)
-Phil tried to sing then went offstage and it turned into Dan's Internet Support Group segment except instead it was "Uncle Dan's Hotline"
and he used audio from people before show. Also when he went to go get a "drink" a monster truck came on stage and it had a mountain dew plastic mug with a crazy straw in it and he was like "what..I mean oooh it's the drink of your people
(and I laughed at that bc it's so true even tho I hate it) He answered some stuff (A girl asked if she should drop out and become a stripper, and a dad asked what he should do about her daughter spending all her time watching his videos) and Dan was like "how many dads are in the audience, and a few raised their hand, and Dan was like "Oh...so sports amirite? hahahamoving on"