Dan on tumblrI happened upon these tumblr asks when scrolling through Dan’s tumblr the other month. They might be old news but I’d personally never seen them before, and I thought they were pretty amusing/interesting. (For one thing, there’s an example of Dan being explicitly asked, “What is your sexual orientation,” not just “Are you gay?” I think they get less attention because he never deleted them, so they lack the allure of his formspring / customerservicedepartment answers.
Tuesday Dec 20 2011 01:19pmAnonymous asked:
What's your sexual orientation?danisnotonfire:
Friday Mar 30 2012 09:14pmAnonymous asked:
No judgement, all god's children. But, you're gay aren't you?danisnotonfire:
Friday Mar 30 2012 09:16pmAnonymous asked:
Wednesday Apr 11 2012 12:47pmAnonymous asked:
hey! please contest my ask... I do not want to offend... but, you and Phil are gays?I just want to know if it's true, there are many rumors out theredanisnotonfire:
‘gays’ lol. noMore Dan on Tumblr (privately answered + customerservicedepartment blog)Then we have the oft-circulated tumblr responses and customerservicedepartment answers:allisontheepic asked:
asdfghjkl this drama is starting to piss me off. I already know that you’re bisexual. I’ve been watching your videos for as long as you’ve been making them and I was curious ages ago, back when you still had all of your profiles everywhere. Really easy to google. But you know I never shipped Phan, not until I got a tumblr. And now people are pissing me off and I’m ranting in ask box of a person who is probably going to hate me for writing all this but srsly I just shflfjhadhbgtrdjlfbhdjfjdjldvdjdanisnotonfire:
just so you know i wasn’t a particularly good example of a human 3 years ago and i was very prone to both lying and attention seeking.
2012-12-01 15:02hithepedalheavymetal asked:
ur so gay and you don’t even like boysdanisnotonfire:
well i do jack off listening to mozart what can i say
2012-11-04 08:46kickthebj asked:
stay away from your tag, it’s full of rants and penises atmdanisnotonfire:
omg penises? i am o-ver there
What would you do if you met a really hot, lovely, smart, funny girl and she was perfect for you but she had a neck fetish? o.Ocustomerservicedepartment:
If she was THE ONE I guess I’d either have to wear one of those dog lampshade things for the rest of my life or just hypnotise her while she sleeps. It’d be worth it in the end.
Monday Oct 24 2011 03:18pmAnonymous asked:
If you were a teenage girl which member of One Direction would you fancy and why? danisnotonfire:
zayn because of his face.
Sunday Feb 19 2012 01:06pmAnonymous asked:
if a girl has a lot of stretch marks, does that make her unattractive? :/danisnotonfire:
no i’m quite weird (orami?) in that i like things like scars/bruises/veins/dark eyes etc
Monday Dec 19 2011 02:08pmnaomiarsyad asked:
If you could choose one female celebrity to be in your videos, who will it be? And why?danisnotonfire:
tilda swinton. i would lick sugar off her body
Friday Apr 27 2012 01:31amAnonymous asked:
So you like reading about milk enemas?danisnotonfire:
god i read that think when it was ryden like a million years ago or whenever that was. you guys aren’t half as internet creepy as me
i’ll be honest though, i remember at the time thinking i knew most things about sex ..but that.. yeahPhil on FormspringNo alcohol or no sex? ;D
no alcohol! xDphil responded 3 months ago
——————————————Are you bi?
Yeah. Tho I don’t really label myself as anything :]phil responded one year ago
——————————————How did u find out you were bi ? Btw i love you alot <3
Hey he’s hot!
Huh Phil? OH WAIT
Um.phil responded 9 months ago
——————————————i find the fact that you’re bi even more attractive than if you were straight. i don’t know why.
wahey =Dphil responded 3 months ago
——————————————Who was the last person you wanted to kiss?
__ __ __phil responded 2 years ago
Pl0xphil responded 3 months ago
——————————————You seem so innocent! Have you ever been to a strip club? xD
hahaa i’m not that innocent :3
BUtt no i haven’t!! i would feel awkward in a strip club. unless i was with friends who were all there to laughphil responded 3 months ago
——————————————(From Phil's old blog amazingphil.blogspot.com)F: Are you attracted to men? women? or lions?
All 3!Posted by AmazingPhil on Friday, 20 November 2009Dan on Formspringwhat does sex taste/smell like? O_o
cherry apparentlyDan responded one year ago
——————————————What’s sex like? ^_^
cherryDan responded one year ago
——————————————(plz note that he is responding to Phil here)do you prefer cherry or pinocolada
pinacolada tastes nicer and was less of an all consuming sticky onslaught than cherry.. but i think i had some sort of reaction to it xDDan responded to phil, one year ago
——————————————Do you swallow?
i will if they insist, or to be polite, but i dont like the tasteDan responded 11 months ago
——————————————have you ever been in love? if so who with?
id say 3 times. [norly]
maybe once cant count as real love
then the next was, but it wasnt happy love
then the 3rd time is the best time ever. real true requited love which is the best feeling in the world <3Dan responded one year ago
——————————————Is it really true you’re not a virgin?
no that was a vicious rumour.
i had been in a relationship with a girl for 3 years and i loved her, im 18 years old, no im not a virgin
permanent end of discussionDan responded 10 months ago
——————————————do you consider yourself pansexual? (meaning you fall for only personality and gender isn’t a factor)
i guess so but looks are also important xDDan responded 2 years ago
——————————————I’m gay, you say you are not gay, why do you follow Brent Corrighan on your twitter. The GAY porn star,
im bi! not gay though, im still attracted to girls.
as for that, he was having an arguement with chris crocker and jefree star on twitter and i wanted to be able to watch all the fighting.Dan responded 12 months ago
——————————————what would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
there would be a serious breach in the laws of biologyDan responded 11 months ago
——————————————What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
girl/boy nice bum, face, eyes, hair
boy/nice chest, backDan responded 10 months ago
——————————————Do you prefer to spoon or be spooned? (Spooner vs. Spoonee)
be spoonedDan responded one year ago
——————————————What is the coolest/ weirdest thing you’ve ever bought online?
probably the lifesize cut out of anthony padilla i keep in my bedDan responded one year ago
——————————————Would you do Crabstickz?
yes.Dan responded 5 months ago
——————————————Are there any common misconceptions about you? Assumptions people make that simply aren’t true?
yeah i DO NOT have a poster of charlieissocoollike ironed onto my pillow
anymoreDan responded one year ago