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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by IckleMissMayhem » Sun May 22, 2016 2:14 am

Dan
No no no Phil - you need to do it slowly...
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by spider » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:03 pm

Phil
I'll use my fingers instead so I can get it right in there.

Dan
These are quite fun to lick inside your mouth.
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by Cora » Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:01 pm

Dan:
Om nom, stick it in my mouth!
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by Maraeni » Sun Jul 31, 2016 9:06 am

Dan:
It hurt, but then I liked it.
"Right now, you are breathing manually.
You're welcome!"
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by karlitatvphan » Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:20 pm

This thread is hilarious! Here's my personal favs.

Phil
Let's do me!...

...on the game


Dan
The world is collapsing by your butt
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by spider » Mon Aug 08, 2016 1:03 am

Dan
Your ass will be sore.
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by swofro » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:43 am

From the video Will Dan and Phil Survive Australia

Dan
I do not even consent to you to stroke my Joey

It's called little D

sorry lil D


Phil
nice and erect

probably doesn't count
sexually transmitted infection
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by IckleMissMayhem » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:37 pm

Dan
I made a dog feel good, and I maybe made a girl feel good.


Phil
I don’t mind the taste, I just don’t like the texture.
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by IckleMissMayhem » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:25 am

Phil
That’s a little bit like “Hey, I’m naked, everybody look at me!”


Dan
“WHAT. That took a BDSM turn for the what the fuck out of nowhere!”
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by mio » Sun Sep 11, 2016 11:28 am

Phil
Come back to life I'm scared I can't live without you Dan
~ IT'S A HORSE SUSAN ~
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by anathema » Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:03 pm

Dan
Try different flavors
"The saltiness reminds me of my tears."
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by CallMeAyana » Sat Sep 17, 2016 5:25 am

Dan
"You have to sound like you're about to have an orgasm."

"Wow. You are- you're just sex defined, aren't you, Phil?"

Basically, my signature.
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by IckleMissMayhem » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:54 pm

Phil
I've tried it everywhere!

:rofl:
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

PostPosted by IckleMissMayhem » Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:55 am

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