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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by mez29 » Sun Sep 04, 2016 4:13 pm

:stan: to all of you, your names will be remembered.

anathema wrote:52:20 plays a few seconds of a piece I don’t recognize.


Aha, this made me smile. Dan plays this after saying "I just had another person say 'who are you?'" "Who … Are You?" is the name of part of the Final Fantasy VII soundtrack, and the excerpt he plays is another part of that soundtrack ("The Nightmare Begins"). I love how he knows it so well that those words immediately make him think of it. even in 2012

I just found a clip of Dan playing the whole excerpt, although I've no idea where it's from (another liveshow I guess?).
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by anathema » Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:08 am

mez29 wrote: :stan: to all of you, your names will be remembered.

anathema wrote:52:20 plays a few seconds of a piece I don’t recognize.


Aha, this made me smile. Dan plays this after saying "I just had another person say 'who are you?'" "Who … Are You?" is the name of part of the Final Fantasy VII soundtrack, and the excerpt he plays is another part of that soundtrack ("The Nightmare Begins"). I love how he knows it so well that those words immediately make him think of it. even in 2012

I just found a clip of Dan playing the whole excerpt, although I've no idea where it's from (another liveshow I guess?).


Thanks for letting me know! :garbage: :garbage:
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by fancybum » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:01 am

anathema wrote:(I now remember why I said I probably wouldn't be contributing much to this thread- it took me five days to watch this. Five.)

Haha! Well five days was worth it, it was a good read :thanks:
Imagine a tipsy Dan liveshow these days, it'd be wild.

I know it's only September but I'm already in the mood for Halloween, so I watched both of their Halloween liveshows from 2012:

Phil liveshow: Oct 27, 2012

[TL;DR - psychic!Phil is prominent (well, kind of): says they should do a tour round the world to meet viewers, discusses a gaming channel (“it’s too much work” lol). Some height mentions.]
1:00 - This isn’t going to be a crazy Halloween show because Dan’s going to do that because his is the day before Halloween.

2:25 - Muse were amazing last night! Me and Dan went to see Muse last night. It was so good!

4:20 - I’m about 6 foot something..? 6 foot 1?

4:30 - (shows Dan playing Guild Wars in the lounge, of course)

6:45 -
So me and Dan almost died the other day. We were sat in the lounge watching TV, we were meant to be going out to meet my brother at some point, when I started to smell smoke. Dan had just posted his video and I was like, “I can smell smoke” and Dan said he was sure it was someone outside having a BBQ. There was no one having a BBQ and it didn’t smell of smoke outside. I left the room and came back in and could see smoke in the room. I was like, “Dan, there is smoke in the room.” He said, “Phil, I’m just posting my video, it’ll be fine.So I started to unplug everything and panic, I was going insane. I thought there was an electrical fire, I thought one of the mouse-- mice had set fire, I thought the XBox was on fire. So I unplugged everything, I pulled the TV out and I could see the smoke. I was like, “Dan, the house is on fire. We have to call the fire brigade or something.” We spent like an hour trying to work out where this smoke was coming from. And it turns out it was coming out of the fireplace. So that was scary. My brother came round and was like, “Let’s go get Mexican food!” not worrying that the house might burn down. So yeah, we left the house, got Mexican food, came back, it was still smoky. Turns out the guy underneath us was having a fire, like a real fire, and the chimney is broken. So all his smoke from his fire came into our lounge. Yeah I’m glad we didn’t get burned to death; I was scared we would get carbon monoxide poisoning or something.

Lol, another example of Phil panicking in an emergency and Dan just being casual (um too casual though in case of a fire). I like that they thought the best option was to just leave and see if the POTENTIAL FIRE just solved itself in their absence. Good times.

9:10 - I always think that, if something dramatic happens to me, like, 'Well, at least I can tell people about it in a video!'

I should maybe create a YT video-- this is morbid-- one of those ‘if you’re watching this right now, I’m dead’. […] Not like a suicide note, just like if I get hit by a meteor one day, I’d be like, “Oh yeah, upload the secret video.” It would be depressing, says [chat]. Yeah, it would be depressing, sorry, I don’t want to depress you. Maybe one that after I’ve died of old age, it’ll be like me from this time: “Hello from the past” and I’ll tell all the secrets about the world.
No, please don't wait for old age, do tell Phil

21:27 - Me and Dan are around the same height [person who asked]. I slouch. In pictures, it always looks like Dan is about 10 feet taller because I’ve got this subconscious thing where I lean down to the height of the person I’m having the picture taken with. [still true!]

4K people watching the show.

25:45 (talking about ideas for his next video) “I was thinking of doing a Halloween baking video with Dan. Would that be cool? Or something with loads of Halloween games? Or I could attempt some kind of sketch? But I don’t really make sketches, so that could suck. But I have faith in myself, I think I could make a sketch. If I wanted to."
[Everyone in chat votes baking]

27:00 - (says maybe a sketch for Halloween is too much pressure as it would need to be good for the occasion, but maybe he’ll spring a random sketch on us some other time)

“I used to do some weird ass stuff on my channel like 3 years ago. As anyone who’s watched all my video will know, I went through kind of an experimental renaissance where I just made some weird, weird stuff. I don’t think I’ll be going back down that route."
[!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the people constantly wishing for old!Phil should see this]

33:20 - (Phil has Dan move the router so he can show us his new shelf in his room without the internet cutting out. Turns into a room tour.)

35:55 - I always make scary bear noises when I hug, it’s kind of off-putting

41:20 - What would I do with a million dollars? I would buy a slide [no audio], go on a round the world trip and meet loads of you guys, uh, buy a golden camel [no audio]. I’ve always wanted to see inside of a pyramid as well, so I’d like to do that.

42:00 - [chat] says I should do a tour around the UK. That would be cool. [Dan says something in background]. I mean a tour to meet everyone, not like a travel guide.

42:50 - Or Asia, I’d love to do that. Yeah, if I get a million pounds, I’m gonna do a tour. So if someone-- someone-- give me money. Actually, Dan just got 500K subscribers, so everyone give him 2 pounds, then (looks at Dan) you’ll share a million with me, won’t you? [Dan: um] If it means we get to do a tour of Asia; everyone give Dan 2 pounds.

I like that it went from Phil saying 'I should..' to 'We get to..' (although I suppose if Dan's bankrolling it it's only fair he be invited along) :lol:
Also, thank you Monster Legends, thank you crunchyroll. :thanks: Pretty cool they got to do it (minus Asia, whoops).

45:30 - There is an eevee watching, tomorrow she will be a vaporeon
(eevee congrats)

48:40 - [chat] said me and Dan should have a gaming channel. When would we have time to do that? It’s a lot of work. It’d be fun though. Maybe one that’s not like a frequent thing, because gaming people just literally play games all day everyday.
[Dan in background: They *literally* play games? 'Gaming people literally play games'?]
Phil: Noo, I said 'all day everyday’
{and then Phil possibly calls Dan ‘sassbot’ if I heard properly? I don’t know if I did, but I Want To Believe}

49:25 Dan finally joins properly and sits next to Phil

Halloween drawing game - cute
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57:30 - Phil reads the chat sarcastically: "Oh my god their arms are touching"
(Dan doesn’t react or comment, just continues with drawing game - neither appear bothered by it, plenty of arm touching continues as they're sitting so close)


Dan Liveshow: Oct 30, 2012

[TL;DR - “Special Halloween show” where he has themed music playing throughout and tells creepy stories with the viewers. Dan and Phil discuss their belief in ghosts and share some family stories of paranormal experiences. A+ show, recommend listening to get into Halloween spirit]
5:00 - I don’t personally believe in ghosts, although this is interesting: when we’re talking about what you’re scared of, like people murdering you vs. a demon possessing you in your sleep, I don’t believe in ghosts or demons or anything fictional or stupid like that. I just don’t. But the only thing I’m scared of is supernatural stuff. What’s that about? The girl from The Ring terrifies me even though I know she’s not real. Anything remotely paranormal, a ghost or a demon, and I’m like ‘jesus christ I need to stop right now’. How weird is that?

I can’t deal with turning the lights off. If I was going to bed like two hours later than Phil, the guy I live with to anyone who’s watching this that doesn’t know, I would rather leave the lights on throughout the night than turn them off. Can’t deal with that, don’t know why. What am I scared of? I’m scared of a small girl, I’m afraid of children being in my house [even though I don’t believe in the supernatural, it’s the only stuff that scares me].

10:00 (reads comment from chat about a fear of somebody getting in their house) See that’s funny because my flatmate Phil, my biffle, is just afraid of horrible thug people that might beat you up. But I’m not, I’m just scared of small asian girls basically.

15:00 - reads story about a porcelain-faced Japanese monster thing (The Case of the Expressionless Woman)

21:25 - reading creepy viewer stories from his Tumblr asks

24:10 - tells a story of when he was 9. Halloween night after trick-or-treating in a playground with a friend. 9 years old out alone at midnight...
(That seems like questionable parenting just saying but maybe I’m sheltered. Also he probably misremembered the time because really?)
tl;dr - saw gooey shadow ‘people’ that makes him consider the possibility of ghosts

30:15 - Slenderphil appears

13K people watching

31:15 (Phil to Dan) “Play some spooky music. White boy.”
(Dan sings same sentence to tune of Play That Funky Music)

Dan: So, I was just telling the story of the gloopy creatures I saw in the playground when I was a kid, you know, that one.
Phil: Yes, yes.
Dan: Firstly, do you believe in ghosts?
Phil: Uh, I do now, thanks to my story that I’ll tell you. I didn’t used to really.

32:10 (paraphrased):
Phil’s parents bought an apartment on the Isle of Man, and he got a strange feeling staying there. His dad had a recurring dream of a woman with long white hair standing at the end of his bed staring at him. Three times he woke up to see her standing there, but after waking his wife up to see, she was gone. “We thought he was going mental.” His aunt stayed there for a holiday and none of them told her about this ‘creepy woman’ situation. But when she came back and Phil’s mum asked if anything strange happened, his aunt said one night she woke up and thought there was a woman with long white hair standing at the end of the bed. “Luckily we have a priest in the family, so we had an exorcism.” "Well, more of a blessing," he flung holy water around. And since then, no ghostly activity.

39:20 (Phil holds a toy ghost to his eye)
Phil: Spangle [the ghost] is trying to pull my eye out
Dan: That sneaky Spangle
Phil: Help. Help.
(Dan’s reading Facebook)
Phil: Help. Help.
(Dan keeps reading)
Phil: What a great friend Dan is, I was having my eye ripped out
Dan: I’m sorry, I’m on Facebook
Phil: Oh, ok

(I just want to say how funny it is that Dan literally is telling the following story mostly to Phil, he keeps turning and staring at Phil while talking and Phil just looks at the screen. Just such a glaring difference to how Phil told his story to the camera, it’s making me lol)

40:00
Dan: I think I got my ‘I don’t believe in ghosts’ vibe from my dad. I feel like a lot of my similarities are from my dad in that way because he’s a very sceptical, kind of science-y guy like that. And I was on holiday with my parents last year when I went to Sicily, and it was like 2am and my brother had gone to sleep, and I just decided to ask them, I was like, “Mum, Dad, do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal? Do you believe in aliens?” And they were like, “Yeah, there’s probably other life in the universe.” “Well what about ghosts?” “Yes.” And I was like, “Umm.. excuse me? Why?” And my dad was like, “Well, weird things have happened.”

One of the things, apparently was [his dad lived in Vietnam briefly as his dad (Dan’s grandpa) was in the RAF, so they moved around the world to different RAF posts. They were in Vietnam for about a year. During one foggy winter, Dan’s dad and uncle looked out their bedroom window to see a black dog standing there in the rice field staring up at them. It would run away if they went outside but came by every Tuesday. One night when their parents weren’t there, they heard growling outside and saw that the dog was sitting right outside the porch. Dan’s dad opened the door and the dog started barking crazily for like 20mins, then left before the parents came back. Later that night they heard howling. The next Tuesday, the dog was found dead in the middle of the field].

44:45 (discussing why so many stories involve some old lady ghost standing by the bed)
Phil: Why is she stood next to peoples' beds though?
Dan: Because she’s a frickin perv.
Phil: Why isn’t she at a theme park?
Dan: She just likes to watch people sleep.
Phil: Like you.
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Dan: Yes, I do. I’ll be honest. But I’m not an old lady, so it’s okay.
Phil: You will be one day.
Dan: Thanks.

46:10 Phil leaves to finish editing his Halloween video; Dan says he’ll tweet it

47:10
Dan: Phil, why are you standing there? *laughing* I can see you through the crack, stop trying to prank me, you dingus. Phil’s not aware that I can see the doorway in the mirror. What a silly [boy? I don’t know what he says].

52:00 Phil tries again to scare Dan, this time wearing a dark coat and a scarf on his face, Dan laughs and tells him to go finish editing the video

59:00 Tells Lavender Town song story
(paraphrased): In Japanese version of Pokemon Red, the theme for Lavender Town had something hidden in the audio waves that made a bunch of kids commit suicide, and it was taken out of the European version.
(it's just an internet story)

1:03:40 “That’s the end of Spooky Time, we need to lighten the mood a bit” Starts playing the Monster Mash. Keeps reading creepy stories though. Plays Time Warp.

1:08:00 Takes his laptop and goes into the lounge
“Phil, I couldn’t cope. Too many scary stories.”
(Phil ‘aww's in the background).
Dan: Yeah, I jump out at Phil constantly, don’t I?
Phil: Yes! It’s horrible.
Dan: So to be honest I probably deserved an epic slenderman scare from you.
Phil: You did.

1:11:00
Dan: If you want some freaky stories, I can recommend some things to google:

-Ted’s Caving Page
-Lavender Town conspiracy
-Marble Hornets
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by ocelot » Fri Nov 04, 2016 8:35 am

17 July 2012 Liveshow



This is 2 hours long, so be prepared for the horribly long post. :daddy:

1:26 Chat: Phandom broke the internet D: LOL, not that you’re a fandom. :roll:

6:00 They couldn’t edit their radio show, so it wasn’t as good as the Christmas one. [control freaks™]

6:55 [about Dan and Phil’s Super Amazing Guide to finding love online] ”Catchy title, I know, thanks to the people who edited it”

7:40-They’d love to have a regular [radio] show, but they live too far, so maybe in the future :dead:

8:22-Hogwarts house: Griffyndor or Slytherin

8:50 Rachelle is an exotic and sexy name, unless you’re 12

9:14 Fleur is a sexual name and a pretty sexual HP character

9:28 proposal ”I can put my finger in the ring hole. *moan* That was an inappropriate moment”

10:54 Chat: How is Phil’s mum? ”I could tell you, but I don’t know what’s legal on this website”

11:28 Chat: Are you in love with Anthony Padilla? ”No, but he is a cool dude and people should stop saying creepy things to him” [Is he talking about himself? :? ]

12:24 He’s going to upload the next dinof video, then the Vegas video :rofl:

This is the last liveshow from the Manchester apartment

13:15 Chat: Do you want to get married sometime? ”I’d like to think I will, I’d like to think I won’t die alone, that will be nice”

13:51- He shows the new cat T-shirt and asks for opinions

16:08 His last video, Drama llama will be his first video with a million views

17:39 ”We should make it a tradition to basically troll the comments on my videos” [I’m sure he regrets saying this. :rofl: ]

19:16 Chat: Is Phil masturbating? ”Probably, I think it’s a safe bet, he knows I’m not going to interrupt him for an hour. I would. joke”

23:04 Kanye mention :roll:

His favourite communitychannel video

27:55 His haircut is based off Jonghyun from Shinee

28:21 Chat: Your hair is perfect. ”It’s the most awkward thing ever”

31:16 ”I can’t sing, I wish I could. It’s weird, like, if I had Beyonce’s vocal cords, then I could sing, because I know how to sing, I just don’t have a good voice for singing. I don’t think I’ll ever be singing to you unfortunately” :crystalball:

32:48 ”One day I’ll do a world tour on a unicycle” :crystalball:

33:15 Chat: Do you ship Larry? ”I don’t actually ship anyone, I can’t get into fanfiction, because I can’t get emotionally attached to something that isn’t cannon. I couldn’t read something about Eric and Sookie from True Blood, because I’d be like - this isn’t real, you know what I mean. I could still appreciate it though, it’s a creative hobby.”

34:27 Chat: Phan is real *shakes head* ”Hate to burst your bubble, It’s not going to happen” *laughter*

35:45 Phil stood on the router *Phil opens door* P: It wasn’t my fault. D: It was, you were masturbating, we all decided this, you were masturbating, you slipped and landed on the internet connection.
P: I was looking at jellyfish and I wanted a bean bag
D: We all know what happened. Phil was masturbating looking at Sarah M-G pictures on his Buffy DVD case, weren’t you? P: NO
D: You got so into it, that you did a backflip and landed on the router. P: It was the jellyfish.
D: Tbh it was probably the mess that I left, it was under several cushions. :rofl:

38:21 Chat: Do you wear eyeliner? ”No, I have really thick eyelashes. Some people used to say that in school. They were like- Hey kid with the emo fringe, you wearing eyeliner? No, dear God, no.” :(

40:35 He feels bad, because he has 100 000 Twitter followers, which is ridiculous.
When he had 100 followers, he was ” happily tweeting for months to nobody to be honest, nobody would even reply” Now that he has too many followers, he feels self-conscious about his tweets. :(

42:50 ”Luke proposed to me. This is beautiful, I’m gonna cry. This is a 9 to 1 ratio to girls to guys, I mean guys to girls proposing to me. I hope we have a happy life together in our big gay house, cause we are all polygamists” :sideeye:

46:29 ”I believe in science and sadness and the colour grey”

49:29 ”Taylor Swift is cool. And pretty. She has a nice face, doesn’t she?”

52:07 Chat: Are you gay? ”No. Are you shocked? Sorry guys and shipping girls.”

52:16 He has a second pillow to cuddle, without that he can’t sleep. :haru:

55:33 ”It’s nice to be appreciated for the fail that I am by so many people”

56:06 Chat: We want Phil ”That’s a first. Philgirls.”

British swearword talk

59:25 ”Haven’t had a girlfriend for 3 years. Not looking for one.”

1:04:00 Pimm’s is his all time favourite drink. :ribena:

1:04:13 He’s glad they’re moving, because people have probably worked out where they live. In London, they will be sure never to show anywhere near their new apartment.

1:04:22 He’d go gay for Tom Yorke or Richard Branson, if he had to.

1:05:25 ”I’m very scared of ever encountering negativity on the internet” :(

1:05:27 Chat: Do you have a boyfriend? ”No, quite fond of tits.” :2012:

1:06:54 He got into YouTube because of Paperlilies (Bryony). ”She was a pretty girl that I liked stalking for many years. One of the many people I stalked for many years.”

1:07:20 Opinions on smoking. His dad smokes, but he smokes expensive, hipstery tobacco which is ok because it smells nice.

1:09:37 Chat: Does it annoy you when your followers are perverted?
”No, because they wouldn’t be if I didn’t encourage it, and I encourage it because I think it’s funny.” [2016!Dan probably agrees :rofl: ]

1:09:59 His followers are hilarious and he has a much more personal relationship with them, than other people with people who follow people. [avoiding the word fan :roll: ]

1:11:43 Frank Ocean mention. His tumblr post was brave. [the one where he talked about his sexuality? :?]

1:12:53 He is a really good swimmer, but he isn’t into competitive sports.

1:13:24 The social situations we are born into don’t determine how nice we are as people. US-UK cities compared.

1:16:48 Chat: What is your all time favourite video game? Final Fantasy 7:somuch:

1:20:22 A lot of bad-behaving people took drama because of the hot teacher and the fact that they didn’t have to study a lot. Even though it was his favourite subject, he didn’t take it for A-level because he hated everyone there. :(

1:21:46 ”I hate my hair. A reason that probably contributes to the ’people immediately think that I’m gay-ness’ is the hair. I wish I didn’t have to fiddle with it, but I just do.” :(

1:23:36 ”Phil is probably watching this from the other room. :love2: If he’s done cleaning up the mess. Haha, how crude.”

1:27:28 ”I’m not famous, I just have a lot of Youtube subscribers, because I’ve been doing this for 2,5 years. Not even that many compared to some people.”

1:27:49 He left a white T-shirt on a lamp once and it turned black.[How are they alive?? :shock:]

1:29:37 Sexy internet dating is his funniest video, but it got deleted.

1:30:30 He hasn’t done any ’trendy videos’, because he thinks people would hate him and he wouldn’t have any integrity. He is paranoid of judgement and hatred. :(

1:34:10 He bangs on the wall to call Phil.

1:36:00 Dan to Phil ”Talk about Embarassing bodies, I will serenade you.” :garbage:

1:36:34 ”Dr Christian is gay […] and every episode he gropes a bunch of naked guys” [So not cool Dan :facepalm: ]

1:37:00 They saw Dr Christian at R1. P: Omg, he can- he’s going to put his fingers in my disease. No, I don’t have a disease. [he seemed excited about meeting him ;) :gg: ]

1:37:47 About Oli Sykes D: ”I like his clothing line more than his band.” P: ”And his face.” D: ”Quite.”

1:37:58 ”We spent ages talking about vaginas [during the liveshow], which is nice”

1:39:04 Phil ’attacks’ Dan’s neck, Dan just laughs :love2:

1:40:10 The infamous ’I love you Phil’ moment :phangoggles2:

1:43:17 Phil pressing the Tonberry plushie against Dan’s face :garbage:

1:45:30 P:”Now that my curse is lifted I can touch a woman again, if I wanted to. Not in that way. *suggestive handmove* Oops. This is Dan’s liveshow” They say boob and Phil said Dan corrupted him.

They are playing with thinking putty. [hand porn alert :gg: ]

1:46: Dan’s more into rap and metal than Phil. Phil’s music: The Smurfs Christmas album, Echo and the Bunnyman, obscure film soundtracks: The Fountain, Sunshine, Reqiuem for a dream, Howl's moving castle, Spirited away, Ink, Kill Bill

1:47:06 Chat: Are you brothers? D: ”No, we just have similar haircuts.” Phil compares their skintones.

1:48:35 D: ”Double proposition. It’s a girl, so my big gay house is becoming increasingly less gay.”P: ”Maybe I can marry her, and it can still be a big gay house.” :sideeye:

1:53:17 Phil puts on a fake mustache made of thinking putty

1:58:48 Them playing the piano together. :love2:

Hi guys, I've been lurking for months and this was a good opportunity to procrastinate
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by ocelot » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:56 pm

1 December 2012 Phil liveshow




Preface:
  • Pretty much a joint liveshow
  • Phil makes some quality innuendos :ribena:
  • Their opinions have either changed completely or remained exactly the same, that's pretty visible in this liveshow
  • They look adorable in their jumpers and Phil hasn't straightened his hair and he keeps playing with it, so by the end of the video it's messy and that's hot af :love2:

  • 3:55 ”I’m thinking of getting a business in America where I sell advent calendars”
  • 4:36 Dan’s glorious ass appears and the liveshow has jut begun. Phil: ”Show your butt to the camera.”
  • 5:20 They won’t do Christmas baking, because they’ve already done a Halloween one [I still really hope they’ll do another this year tho]
  • 8:38 Chat: It’s illegal to stalk. Phil: ”It is. I deserve my privacy #creepsters”
  • 10:40 Dan: ”You’re like Hitler but worse.”
    Phil: ”I am. Maybe not worse than Hitler.” *Dan rolls his eyes *
    Dan: ”You denied chocolate”
    Phil: ”I don’t think even Hitler did that”
  • 11:35 Showing their Cadbury advent calendars. Stingy!Phil is stingy and doesn’t want to pay double for Lindor.
  • 11:50 Phil: ”If we get the same shape [of chocolate], I’m going to write an angry letter to Cadbury" :illuminati:
  • 12:03 Phil: ”Moisten your fingers”
  • 14:48: Phil: ”Eating Louis’s [1D] butt.”
  • 21.50 Dan: ”Come to our house, we got the WII U” :love2:
    Phil: ”I’ve technically bought most of the WII U except Santa has given me 50 pounds and Santa’s my mom.”
  • 22:21 Dan: ”I still get a stocking. My mom legitimately comes into my bedroom at 2 am […] Now, because I’m awake later than ’Santa’ [his mom], Santa’s usually is just awkwardly like ’Close your eyes!’ I’m just gonna hide this under your bed.Even though I’m freaking 21, I still get a stocking. It’s filled with like shitty DVD’s and stuff.”
  • 23: Yeah just goes-scoop and Dan’s Christmas is sorted. [is this shade on his family? :? ]
  • 24:47 Phil’s idea of a ’controversial thought’ is that the seasons have changed slightly.
  • 27:00 [someone ordered pizza in the chat]
    Phil: ”If you got a Texas BBQ Domino’s, would you please post it through the webcam.” [I feel like Phil probably won’t be vegan anytime soon. I empathise, sorry.]
  • 27:44 Dan has a list about his favourites in case someone asks because he can’t name all-time favourites.
  • 27:50 Phil: ”Which Pokemon would you eat?”
    Dan: ”Snorlacks would be good because it just sits on his butt and eats all the time.”
    Phil: ”It looks too human. I would eat one that looks like an animal.” [Phil cooks for them usually and judging by this he isn’t really into veganism, but this was years ago, so :shrug: ]
  • 30:16 Chat: Do you guys have onesies?
    Phil: ”I’m against onesies.”
    Dan: ”You are against them?”
    Phil: ”I know they’re comfortable. Onesies look like a giant baby, it’s weird. How do you pee? Do you just take it off? I saw one with a bum flap, but that’s just even weirder.”
    Dan: ”Part of me wants to get a 1D onesie just for the irony factor. If you’re being really awful and getting a onesie, you might as well go all the way.”[…]
    Phil: ”Just get the flap open and…No.” [I can't :rofl: I bet the onesies will cause the #phandivorce ]
  • 32:13 Phil saw gay lions at the zoo. Phil: ”They were humping. I should have got it on camera.” :wtf:
    Dan: It seems a bit strange that the lion would be happily receiving the other lion.
    Then they discuss bees breeding plants. [What is it with Phil&breeding and Phil&plants?]
  • 38:33 They are reading about characters on their advent calendars.
    Phil: ”Esther? Is that Lloyd’s girlfriend? Are they doing it?”
    Dan: ”No, fuckin’ Phil!” [Phil forgot how to play AP in this ls 8-) ]
  • 41:10 Chat: Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Dan: ”Probably not.” [What happened since then? ;) ]
  • 41:39 Finn Harries has hypnotic eyes.
  • 43:26 Dan: ”GOT will be finished in like 11 years” [he clearly doesn’t have Phil’s psychic powers :lol: ]
  • Phil's favourite TV show is AHS
  • 44:15 Phil: ”I feel like I’ve letterboxed myself into a scary non-cursing environment. I should just swear. Maybe one day. No, I don’t swear that much irl. It’s just, if I meet someone for the first time and I swear, they’re like whaaaaaat. Everybody swears a bit, ok?” [surprisingly honest :bigthumbsup: ]
  • 52:14 Phil: ”I just feel like I choose the best gifts, so I want to help people. Like toasted gloves that look like toast that you plug into your computer. That’s a good gift.” [yes, those things exist :facepalm2: ]
    Dan: ”So you’re just gonna say things on firebox.” [#spon :dildo: ]
  • 52:38 Phil: ”I met Bryony at an airport and I jumped on her. Then I met Molly and then we were both quite nervous ’cause she was so beautiful.”
    Dan: ”Well, you’ve been internet friends with Molly for a long time, I had been a massive fangirl of Molly for a long time. So it was a bit weird for me, ’cause she had no idea who I was. She knew who Phil was, because Phil was a youtuber. But this was only after I’ve been doing it for 9 months, so not that many youtubers knew who I was. So I was like OMG it’s Mememolly.”
    Phil: ”We got off a plane so we just looked terrible and she just came floating down the stairs in a black dress. I was also quite shy. I’m still quite shy, but not as shy as I was then.”
  • 53:44 Chat: Do you date them? Dan: ”No, we have female friends we’re not dating.”
    Phil: ”You can have female friends that you’re not dating.”
    Dan: ”I thought you were gonna say you can have female friends you are dating. I was like, what?”
    Phil: ”That’d be awkward.” [extremely reaching, but I sensed some jealous!Dan]
    54:20 Phil: ”I enjoyed stroking Liam.”[1D]
    55:33 Moaning and Lara Croft talk combined with some synchronised moments [they're so married]
    Phil: ”I used to throw her off cliffs when I got bored.”
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by idk » Sun Nov 13, 2016 1:32 am

Dan's liveshow: May 20th, 2014



2:40 you can tell when vloggers aren't looking at their camera but at themselves, he used to do it too, it's a bad habit

3:55 he's doing a mini live show because he "didn't want to commit himself to anything"

5:10 It's summer and very warm. You can get fans next to your bed but he was telling Phil the other day about an urban legend in Korea "Korean Fan Death" that having a fan on next to your face will kill you. "There's an irrelevant fact for you, people in Korea are afraid of fans next to their faces, I'm not but I slightly freaked myself out by reminding myself of it the other day"

7:51 "the spider incident" could be a second channel video if he ever sorted his life out. Last night he went to the bathroom and there was a massive spider on the toilet roll - it was traumatising

13:33 chat asks "how do hedgehogs make babies" he google searches hedgehog mating rituals, clicks on a David Attenborough video and shows it to the screen, adding his own commentary

16:02 it's getting "kinky" / "wow does she want that or is she playing hard to get" / "okay females out there, I will nose your spines next time I get intimate with you" / "Dan's sex tips - do it with someone you're comfortable with and nose their spine"

18:12 Godzilla talk - went to see it, didn't like it too much - thinks there'd be at least one aspiring person who could make it a good film - whatever, "opinions, opinions, opinions"

19:48 not afraid of snakes

20:40 he likes living with the blinds closed constantly because he's a hermit with cabin fever and he hates the world generally. He wants "his house cave to be a cave which is his place"

21:20 The smell of people's barbecues is ruining his life

21:41"The only thing that mine and Phil’s beautiful, lovely, amazing flat is missing, is outside space. And people keep having barbecues, and I can smell them, and it’s ruining my life. Like, me and Phil always have to decide whether we’re going to stay in this apartment for another year - and I think we probably are, we're debating whether we're gonna stay in this apartment that we're renting for another year, we probably are. Cause it’s really, really nice. It’s just, it’s so lovely and charming, and it’s just got the right amount of rooms and big bedrooms that makes us not go insane and hate each other. So, it’s good. But no roofy/terracy/gardeny thing for barbecues, so tldr; I hate barbecues"

22:40 Chat asks what he's holding: "I'm holding a post it note. As some of you know, I'm in a transitional period where I'm planning many exciting things that I'd like to do with my life and stuff and it's a very slow and painful process for various reasons but I decided to buy a bunch of sticky notes because I can organise my life via notepad files so much before I just kinda wanna have an iron man visual spread of everything that's on my mind." the genesis of TABINOF? iirc phil mentioned they started TABINOF with post its in the office, also Louise in a vlog once mentioned seeing post its everywhere and saying she couldn't show the camera but it was exciting stuff

23:46 didn't like the pilot of Stein's Gate - questions whether he should continue, this shows up in his first anime rec video doesn't it?

24:32 "so Lousie, Sprinkle of Glitter, one of the few females who fan girls seem to like. Generally people should like everybody. You know, you're a girl, what did Tina Fey say in Mean Girls, 'girls need to be nice to girls cause there's enough people in the world that aren't nice to girls' you know, you can't hate on other girls for caring about their appearance or whatever or having male friends, it doesn't matter but for some reason people really like Louise and don't like other females, everybody's nice"

25:08 Louise came round and made some videos - dan's editing them

25:27 Chat: "I don't like anybody, what do i do" Dan: "there's a difference between not liking anyone/generally hating humanity and not being nice to people and generally being negative, you know what I mean, it's like I hate everybody, I hardly like anybody and humanity makes me so depressed constantly, I hate the world and society but I'm a very nice, positive person these days who generally loves everybody and everything, I'm just nice, chilling about this, I'll make a video about this one day and it'll be the most important video I've ever made.

Did I speak to you last week about how the biggest stress with my videos isn't coming with new ideas but deciding what order I wanna post the videos in, cause I've got the next 6 of my videos in a line planned out now already

27:17 typos talk - vigorously checks his tweets before posting them, still makes typos "need to stop missing out the d, man" who needs context? (context: missed out the letter 'd' in a Godzilla tweet)

29:13 chat suggests he should go on LBC, London's Biggest Conversation, says he doesn't like it because it's too political, conflict all day, appears about to say more, gets distracted by Ben C mention

29:23 "ben cook debate" was just bants tweets between him and Ben, don't take anything on the internet seriously

31:14 #danssextips is trending, "nose their spine and do it carefully"

32:32 he thinks kill bill vol 2 is better, phil thinks vol 1 is better "cause it's more Japanese, and cool, and Asian and Kung fu-y with cool action and stuff"

33:01 "I romanticise, in terms of things that kinda turn us on romantically ...that's not what I meant at all, just kinda thematically. You know how a lot of English people think American high school is... like they romanticise the idea of it so much, I might make a video about this one day so I won't waffle too much but American high school, American sport, the westerns, I just love westernness and I fricking love kind of like deserty America just as part of the world... I prefer KBvII because it's got that spaghetti western, with that absolutely amazing soundtrack" recommends everyone go watch all Tarantino films

35:16 "I should so make a video about things that people romanticise, I could make that interesting" - writes it down in video ideas notepad file

36:02 "I'm a part of many, many, many, many fandoms I don't have any fandom blogs for any fandoms, I don't contribute to any fandoms, but I am a member of dozens and dozens of fandoms when it comes to keeping up to date with it, appreciating it, appreciating what the community talk about, are talking about creating and stuff like that. yes"

36:28 Recommends getting a mac. He didn't buy a mac till he was 20, you should buy a mac because it'll change your life. All laptops prior to buying his first mac were "very, very crap" hand me downs from his uncle

38:03 "I hate Vine... I like some Vine, I hate most Vine, that's fine. Not generally, I'm not a mean person, I have re(asons? - cuts himself off there) I take that back, I don't want to get into my opinions on Vine, Vine is great, I watch a lot Vine videos and there are so many things on Vine that are amazingly hilarious, I'm very happy that vine exists because I get a lot of laughs from it"

38:38 he and phil have seen the Phanime. "It's incredibly amazing, one of our favourite things"

39:32 someone asks why he doesn't make more Vines "I don't wanna get into Vine. In my big list of things that I'm currently doing and want to be doing, going hmmm how can I get a good vine account is not one of them"

40:38 opens the door because there's a moth apaz

41:29 he's going to R1's Big Weekend, he's excited, says don't go to just see him cause he'll be eating lunch the whole time lol

43:00 AHS is one of his favourite shows - Coven season was underrated

43:50 going to vidcon, says the meet up won't be perfect because of the way it's organised, "it sucks and it's stupid" that so many people get to go and only a few get to meet them, it's the stupid thing about yt events

45:10 he's going to f off to eat food because he loves food. Earlier he broke down, went to a bakery and bought a pecan and maple twist. He's never going to look like Marcus Butler if he keeps buying pecan and maple twists, but he doesn't care cause it was amazing "would I rather be obese and eat the maple pecans? I really think I would because of the food"
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by idk » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:57 pm

Dan Liveshow: September 25th, 2012


00:29 Not intoxicated this week (last week was the incredible ~drunk liveshow)

00:49 Thinks he was 6 or 7 out of 10 on the drunk scale last live show, not 3 or 4

1:02 Chat asks if he got the mouse. - Dan: "That may or may not be a question that Phil wants to answer in one of his videos. I wouldn't ruin a Phil vlog video by telling the mouse story."

1:37 Someone mentions the Vegas video - Dan: "Oops, how could I forget about that for two weeks. I've just edited half of that, I'll get back to finishing that, Jesus."

4:19 He was going to make a side channel video about his hair / hair in general but then he was tired and had to do SAP so he didn't but he may make it on Friday

6:13 Chat: "Do you troll a lot of tumblrs?" - Dan: "I don't know what that means, but I do stalk a lot of people."

6:53 October's going to be a good month for gigs 'cause he's going to see Muse, Radiohead and iamamiwhoami

7:18 Chat: Is he afraid of injections? He's not afraid of them but he doesn't like them - "I'm not googling injection porn yet" ok

9:15 Chat: "Where's Phil?" - Dan: "In the other room, I'm guessing. He's got an illness. Someone gave him swine flu at the party in Manchester we went to the other day."

9:29 The chat misses him being drunk - Dan: "I honestly think if I have friends round, cause it would be a bit sad if I did it completely by myself, but if I'm in a social situation I should try to at least drink a bit before my live shows cause I think it's a good social lubricant innit"

9:52 Someone compliments his face - he thinks he doesn't look good in videos, it's all camera angles and lighting. "If you watch season 2 SAP and then watch the video I made last week on danisnotonfire and a video I made two years ago on danisnotonfire they look like three completely different people even though I have the same face and pretty much the same hair. It's just lighting and camera angles and I don't know how to do it in danisnotonfire videos. Seriously, people like Jacksgap and Charlie have clearly mastered the art of how to make their face look nice in videos whereas I still don't know what the f I'm doing."

10:54 Chat misses his long hair, he says that's okay because it grows back. He thinks his hair randomly looked good in pinof but it was actually horrific. He thinks his hair in this current moment is a bit too short and wants it a bit longer because it makes his face look nicer. He then tries to make himself look like a "shark/ice cream cone"

11:53 He's making a youtube video with "a successful UK youtuber next week" which he's excited for. He wanted to do it this week but the other youtuber was too busy. The AD collab, I think?

13:35 He'd have liked to make a video with Tyler Oakley whilst he was there but he missed that opportunity and now Tyler has left

15:12 SAP talk - they uploaded a video yesterday, and he really liked it. He thinks this season will be the best

15:50 "Check me out, new video every Monday, Thursday, and random side channel videos and liveshow and vyous. Who am I and what did I do with Dan? Well, I stopped being busy with horrible law course work basically. I was just lazy, let's be honest. I was lazy butt."

16:27 Chat: "Play Slenderman." - Dan: "I would. Gaming channel, that may or may not be a thing after the SAP. I will go insane if I try to juggle three channels. danisnotonfire is always the priority."

16:43 He uploaded a youtube video and youtube broke. Talks about how big American youtubers like Shane Dawson got popular was that they uploaded good videos a lot, got a large following and consequently when they uploaded more, they got featured on the youtube home page but that doesn't work anymore so the way they became popular can't happen any longer. "It's great uploading a video and youtube just breaking. That's what I have to deal with in 2012. Some people had it easy back in the day. Serves me right."

17:36 Chat asks about university exams in August. Dan: "Ohh so many side channel videos I'm supposed to make. Um, okay there's a video which I've been wanting to make for a long time on my main channel which is more of a talky serious, well it's not serious, but it's just less stupid than the usual video, that I've been thinking about making for a while and when I upload that, I'll put my life update video on my second channel. I feel like a lot of the people that have subscribed to my channel since March this year maybe have been expecting me to be the sort of person who just talks about my life and does cinnamon challenge and stuff like that but really that's not ever what I've been on youtube. I've sort of always just done reasons why dan's a fail and then random things in between. So I've never really been that much of a vlogger that just talks about my life so that'll go on my second channel. If you want someone to do that crap there's plenty of other people."

18:38 He hums a bit of a song then questions what it is that he's humming - "Oh Jennifer Lopez. Thanks Phil, for getting that in my head."

18:49 Chat: "I like you being a fail" - Dan: "Okay I'm the worst person ever, like seriously. Being a youtuber obviously people say 'you have to have thick skin cause people will leave mean comments'. I don't care if someone leaves a comment saying 'wow you're the stupidest gay f** I've ever seen, die' I just find that funny. I probably take a screen shot of it and add it into a folder. It's just if someone goes 'hmm I don't like this type of video' it makes me go 'uhhh' it makes me cry and it ruins my day. It's probably like 1/10000 comments that says that but I'm just such an awful person that takes everything so personally. Phil was like 'yeah, there's dozens of other pages of people saying that they enjoyed it and then you listen to the one stupid person that didn't get the video and is complaining' and I'm like 'uhhrgh I hate my life'. The internet's probably not the best place for me. I am rather insane. I don't have a very healthy mind so being a youtuber probably isn't the best career choice for me but doing it anyway. It's fine."

19:58 Chat: "Negativity stands out from the good." - Dan: "I know, I know. That's a Dan quote."

20:45 Chat: "More Instagram!" - Dan: "I do like instagramming but I only feel like I should do it when I'm doing something. I don't know why. Like it's either 'I've just had my hair cut' 'I'm in the changing rooms at Allsaints look at my hair cut' which is half of them but like, I dunno. Some people are just 'here's my face, here's my face again, here's my face again, here's a fucking pancake that I'm eating, look at my Starbucks'. I don't wanna do that, that's not an interesting Instagram to follow. I'll Instagram when I have something's to say like '35,000 feet above Greenland' cause I'm not a hipster. Oh, Dan."

22:35 Attempts to play some One Direction on the keyboard

23:33 Plays some Moonlight Sonata on the keyboard

24:00 Chat: "Single??!!" - Dan: "At the moment. Single and ready to mingle. I'm joking, I'm not ready to mingle. I have Guild Wars 2, that's all the love I need in my life. I was about to say something very weird then, okay..."

25:42 Chat: "Do you watch Big Brother?" - Dan: "Phil likes Big Brother so I usually walk around when he's watching it."

26:15 Chat: "Can you play Einaudi on the piano?" - Dan: "One of my favourite Ludovico Einaudi songs is called La Linea Scura" and he learnt how to play a bit / he plays that bit

26:48 Recommends 'Le Onde' especially if you're revising for exams

27:27 Chat: "House tour?!" - Dan: "Me and Phil have lived in the apartment for nearly 2 months and we still haven't bought a fricking arm chair. Seriously, we need to get our shat together. Seriously."

28:14 Plays some Fur Elise on the keyboard

29:35 "Me and Phil went to visit some old school friends from Manchester last weekend. A friend, and she had a partay and there was this girl and she was walking around with a digital camera and she was one of those girls at a party that takes photos of people with the camera like right there -has his fingers up close up in front of his face- and seriously she was a bit drunk and she was just walking through the room and then going -camera noise- just randomly taking photos and I was like 'every single photo on that camera is gonna be monstrous' so when she was sitting down and looking like she was gonna be sick, I was like 'can I borrow your camera, all I'm gonna do is walk around and take some good photos' and she was like 'okay' and then I took her camera, went upstairs and deleted every photo on her camera with me in it. Score. Probably didn't notice, but that was funny. There was a personal picture I saved myself from some true horror."

30:34 Chat: "Do you love all your fans?" - Dan: "Well, not all of my youtube subscribers like to call themselves fans. Some of them do, and that's fine, but either way I definitely love all of my subscribers. Even the ones who are a bit silly sometimes and don't understand my jokes, that's not their fault. Well it is, but I'm not gonna be angry at them about it cause I'm fricking Mother Theresa, okay."

31:13 Chat: "Can you cook anything?" - Dan: "I cooked today, a crazy Indian thing. It was very tasty."

31:50 Plays the Mario theme with his cheeks. Truly a sight to behold if you love Dan's mouth

32:48 Chat: "Jesus bracelet?" - Dan: "They're actually kittens, as you can see. Kittens. Would it be offensive if I wore the Jesus one ironically? I feel like it would, so I'm just wearing the kittens one cause that way I won't get called an evil guy. I am an evil guy who are we kidding. I'm so evil."

33:23 Would want a not evil twin cause an evil twin would just constantly do evil things

33:53 Chat: "Does Phil swear around the house?" - Dan: "He tries to but then a beeping sound just happens. God just goes beep really loudly."

36:08 Appreciation of the production of pop music - "I like Kesha, well I don't like Kesha like a 14 year old gay guy likes Kesha but I just appreciate it"

41:43 Chat: "Short hair doesn't suit you." - Dan: "Well, sorry if you want me to look like a big lesbian, but I think it does suit me. I think it does. I think it makes my face look cheekbone-ier."

42:12 Doesn't want a quiff because every single guy in England looks like that

43:31 Chat: "Cider?" - Dan: "Yeah, me and Phil have recently become obsessed with expensive cider that's fruity tasting. Seriously. It's a Swedish cider brand called Rekorderlig who make loads of tasty ciders and it's like mmm"

43:51 He, Phil, and Chris went to Lionhead Studios today, played a horse game, it was weird

45:23 He's glad Anthony Padilla still follows him on twitter, it was validating to him - "Like seriously when Charlie McDonnell followed me on twitter, it was like an academy award or something. It was like a seal of approval that I'm respected by my peers basically."

45:54 Likes Pewdiepie, could never make as many videos as him because he likes to eat and play video games after he's made a video

46:30 "I'm really OCD about the order of my videos. Like, a lot of people are like 'how do you come up with video ideas' I'm the opposite of this. I have a video ideas file on my computer which literally probably has more than 40 video ideas that I could make. So when they're like 'ooh video every week, Dan, are you sure you can come up with the ideas' I have the ideas, for me it's just whether it feels right to put that idea after the next idea, and for me in my head, it was 'oh god, I made three reasons why Dan's a fail in a row, how did I do that, oh dear'. Sexy internet dating 2 cause that's so different to everything, that's like okay, a bit different. Then I was gonna post a video that I'm filming with a youtuber next week on Thursday, but I can't do that now because I'd planned the next sequence of my three videos and I got really excited and now I can't do that until next Tuesday and it's like my video order OCD is like ahhhh and it's ruining my life to be honest. Ruining my entire life, serious business, first world problems."

49:23 Tried on a pair of jeans from Allsaints and the buttons popped off story

57:25 Chat: "What do you think about Phil's Toxic vid?" - Dan: "What, his lip syncing one? I think the cover's really good." - starts talking about the Toxic sexy intro

57:47 Plays a bit of Sunburn by Muse on the piano

1:00:10 Plays a bit more Einaudi on the piano

1:00:40 Goes to see Phil - I'd truly recommend watching the last 11 minutes of this liveshow because they are honestly some of the best dan and phil minutes that have graced the internet

1:01:29 "Is this the sympathy Phil in a hoody?"
Phil: "I'm so ill, it's just hit me like a car"
Dan: "How come I'm not ill? We went to the same partay"
Phil: "I don't know"
Dan: "Did you make out with somebody? I bet you did"
Phil: "No"
Dan: "You made out with a slug didn't you"
Phil: "I made out with a slug"
Dan: "You got wasted and made out with a giant..."

1:01:47 Phil has Strepsils and other medicines - he got excited by buy one get one free at the pharmacy

1:02:07 Dan likes Lemsip drinks, Phil doesn't

1:02:25 Phil thanks people for the 'get-well-soons'
Dan: "You're hamming it up so much"
Phil: "I'm not"
Dan: "Why have you got your effing hood on"
Phil: "Cause I'm cold"
Dan: "You're inside you gimp and the radiators are on"
Phil: "I'm dying"
Dan: "No you're not. You heard that I was coming in so you put up your hood so that everyone will feel sorry for you"
Phil: "I've been like this" - Folds into himself-
Dan: "No you haven't. We were playing Kinect earlier, you were groping a horse at high speed and now you're pretending to be ill"

1:02:52 Dan: "Someone asked me what I thought of your Toxic video"
Phil: "Oh really, what did you think?"
Dan: "I said the song's good, I don't really have an opinion of you lip syncing to it. It was very old school wasn't it, back then"
Phil: "It was. I like that video"
Dan: "That kind of video, like when you could just do things like that"
Phil: "I wanna do another music video"
Dan: "The good old days when it wasn't so serious business"

1:03:18 Sexual Toxic discussion and attempts - truly incredible and the origins of the Toxic intro Thing that has survived the years

1:05:39 Dan: "Wow, you're just sex defined, aren't you Phil. Seriously. The ladies can't handle it."

1:06:10 Phil: "I'm probably going to go to bed after this"
Dan: "Liar. How was your documentary on the guy who can't forget?"
Phil: "It was kinda boring actually"
Dan: "Yeah, I thought it would be. I think we heard the whole thing this morning"
Phil: "Yeah, it could have been like 10 minutes long... It was a guy who could remember everything in his life, which I can do too I just don't brag about it on tv"
Dan: "Hah, ooh. No you can't"
Phil: "Ask me"
Dan: "Okay, what happened on the 10th of February 2011?"
Phil: "10th of February 2011... I went to the shop and bought some milk"
Dan: "No you didn't"
Phil: "I did"
Dan: "No you didn't"
Phil: "What did I do"
Dan: "You were with me in Wokingham"
Phil: "Really?"
Dan: "Ha ha ha, foiled"
Phil: "How do you know that?"
Dan: "Because it's my mums birthday, that's why I remember. Foiled"
Phil: "Oh, I went to that. Foiled."
Dan: "You are such a bag of lies"
Phil: "I'm not a lie, you're a bag of lies"
Dan: "No. You're a bag of lies, you're not a lie, I'm not being that mean"

1:07:19 Chat: "Have you been taking care of Phil?" Dan: "Not really."
Phil: "I only got ill like really quickly"
Dan: "I made you stack the dishwasher"
Phil: "Yeah. He made dinner. I didn't want to make food"
Dan: "I made dinner but that's because I was effing hungry and food is all I care about."
Phil: "Yeah, but it kind of just attacked me today. As I was playing with the horse."

1:07:45 Dan makes Phil turn off the lights as in the Fable Kinect game and it's just essentially jerking off with his hand movements

1:07:57 Phil: "I want to cover my hands in glitter glue and then pick it off. I might do that for rest of the day"
Dan: "And that's what you missed on Phil"

1:09:56 Phil sticks a sticker on Dan's face

1:10:28 Phil sticks another sticker on Dan's face
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by idk » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:57 pm

Dan liveshow: August 28th, 2012


1:58 Early liveshow because he's going somewhere tonight

3:43 Phil's doing "Phil things in his Phil life"

16:05 Dan has a tradition of spamming his latest video with a random word, this week it's "uterus"

19:44 He read something on tumblr and he's thinking of starting a segment called 'stupid thing dan saw on tumblr of the week' "I'm only joking, I love every body"

20:03 "I've had lots of people talking about me and Phil sharing clothes. Just because, regardless of situation, we've worn the same print of t-shirt on about 4 occasions over the last 3 years doesn't mean we share clothes like sisters do or something like that. It's like we own several items of the same clothing cause we've either been given them by somebody like baby cakes or stuff like that but me and Phil don't like each other's clothes so don't worry about that"

20:41 "Although I do kind of hate phil cause even though I got the bigger bedroom in this apartment, he's got a bigger bed. He's got like a quad billion king size bed with a memory foam mattress and I slept on an air bed for 3 weeks and then bought a bed off eBay"

20:58 "It's not good to lie said Abby. I want to punch you in the face. I'm only joking"

21:08 Chat: "Denial much" - Dan: "No. Stop being creepy"

21:27 London talk: He likes london, they have friends in London which is why they wanted to move there and now they have too many friends who won't leave their house. People have been staying at their house almost every day "I've had more youtubers sleeping in my bed than I can name to be honest. I'm a pretty lucky guy." Most of them have been youtubers, some weren't. Majority are boys.
22:10 "We have had couple of ladies though. Of course, get some ladies back to my place."

22:29 The Edinburgh diary videos are up "If you wanna see Phil get in a four way with a bunch of cabaret girls then it's good to go"

22:39 Chat: "Do you have a girlfriend" - Dan: "Not at the moment. I'm the selfish centre of my own universe. Guild Wars 2 is my girlfriend at the moment and that's all I want"

22:48 Chat: "They were straight on Phil" -Dan: "They were straight on Phil. Wingman of the year 2012. Basically there were these cabaret dancers at this show that me and Phil went to in like proper moulin rouge clothing, and they were basically the people me and Phil got friends with the most just cause they were really nice but it's quite funny, if you go to the day 3 video at some point I'm filming them and I'm asking them how they're so flexible and they say 'we can touch our toes because of all this practise that we do' and then I said 'well why don't you try to make Phil touch his toes' and then all of a sudden he finds himself surrounded by loads of mostly naked girls being bent over trying to touch his toes. It was pretty funny and I got to film it. Didn't get to join in though, but I know how to sacrifice myself for my bro, I'm not a cockblocker, man, I just throw him into a pit full of naked ladies. He was probably a bit scared to be honest. It was a bit awkward but I was laughing behind the camera. It was good. Bros. Bro feels."

24:23 He forgot to eat yesterday because he was playing GW2 all day

24:43 His school used to have a 'Japan day' where everything was Japanese, his teachers wore kimonos and he had a bad sushi experience which is why he doesn't really like it

30:42 Old man who lives across from him was staring at him getting changed in the morning

32:21 Went to the tate modern the other day and he did an actual art appreciation face according to 'some friends'

33:30 Chat: "Gaming channel?" - Dan: "Possibly but I couldn't do that and the SAP so what would you guys prefer to see? Would you prefer to see Phil and Dan gaming or SAP? I'm just throwing this out there, cause we are pretty funny I do say so, going by our sonic 4 and crash bandicoot. 'Both' said somebody... Maybe. Well there will be S3 SAP and maybe I'll have a/ we'll have a/ a bunch of people will have a gaming channel at some point. Cause to be honest I feel like there's a lot of people who get like a billion views with gaming videos and they're just really fricking boring like 'oh hey guys, oh I'm playing mine craft today, oh look at this thing' whereas I feel like some of the actual youtubers would be pretty entertaining"

34:47 Side channel talk - the reason why he hasn't uploaded to dini like he said he would is because his "super epic 15 hour long Vegas adventure" video is still being edited. Because the Vegas video will take a long time to upload he asks whether people would prefer he do side channel vlogs until Vegas is uploaded or wait until Vegas has been uploaded and do them after

37:15 "'Phan' said somebody into the chat. What about it? Good for you"

37:22 Chat: "Naked vlog?" - Dan: "Probably not. One day if I get sexy I could do like a hiding behind objects calendar but I'm totes fat right now, um not really but I'm just not ready. I'm not ready psychologically."

37:57 He starts talking about social media, when he gets asked which he prefers he talks about how they all serve different purposes, uses the one direction fandom as an example - youtube is where they watch the music videos, twitter for the actual people, tumblr for fandom creepiness. He uses the 1D fandom as an example and then definitely begins to really make it not about one direction: "tumblr is the place where you go drawing naked pictures of them and write the fanfiction and take screenshots of them making eye conact with each other to prove that they're secretly in a gay relationship. That's what tumblr's for, cause god forbid anybody makes eye contact with somebody of the same sex, tumblr will be on you"

42:10 "Why would you type 'do you ship phan' into the chat? Unless you're doing it to be funny in which case fair enough. Obviously not. Yeah, I'm only worried for your sanity if that's an actual question if you're joking then you go person but if that's an actual question then I worry for your face."

42:55 Goes to get Phil - "Philip, can you come?"

43:30 Dan to Phil: "How are you today?"
Phil: "I'm good. Haven't seen you all day because you've been playing guild wars 2"
Dan: "That's all I'm doing with my life at the moment"
Phil: "I've been tiding the house"
Dan: "Go you, you tidy that house"

44:23 Phil's just hit 300,000 subscribers, congrats

44:49 They eat cheese llama bites

45:36 They show a cup they got when they went to the 'bodies' exhibit in Vegas, it was full of dead bodies and it was cool

47:56 They wouldn't hire other people to edit their videos
Dan: "I don't even trust Phil to edit videos. I edit all of the SAP and all the Edinburgh videos"
Phil: "No, I do half of the SAP, that's not true"
Dan: "You do the news"
Phil: "And the other.. Like half of it"
Dan: "Which ones?"
Phil: "The segment and the news"
Dan: "Oh the segment, it's been so long I can't even remember what it's about"

48:34 They were on Jeremy Kyle

49:13 They do that alternating sound thing they've been doing a lot recently after one of them says something dumb

49:33 V-neck talk - Dan bought a v neck once (his dan mail 2 shirt) and can't decide whether he likes them

51:29 Phil entertains Dan's audience as Dan changes his shirt

52:43 Phil was taking the recycling out and the recycling man told him to throw it in the truck so he did but it missed the truck and the man laughed at him

53:20 Talks about clavicles and shows them - talks about licking toffee sauce and strawberry gel out of his clavicles

55:26 Phil says they need to go making it clear that Dan's plans tonight also involve him
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by 000dia000 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 4:34 am

idk wrote:Dan liveshow: August 28th, 2012


1:58 Early liveshow because he's going somewhere tonight

3:43 Phil's doing "Phil things in his Phil life"

16:05 Dan has a tradition of spamming his latest video with a random word, this week it's "uterus"

19:44 He read something on tumblr and he's thinking of starting a segment called 'stupid thing dan saw on tumblr of the week' "I'm only joking, I love every body"

20:03 "I've had lots of people talking about me and Phil sharing clothes. Just because, regardless of situation, we've worn the same print of t-shirt on about 4 occasions over the last 3 years doesn't mean we share clothes like sisters do or something like that. It's like we own several items of the same clothing cause we've either been given them by somebody like baby cakes or stuff like that but me and Phil don't like each other's clothes so don't worry about that"

20:41 "Although I do kind of hate phil cause even though I got the bigger bedroom in this apartment, he's got a bigger bed. He's got like a quad billion king size bed with a memory foam mattress and I slept on an air bed for 3 weeks and then bought a bed off eBay"

20:58 "It's not good to lie said Abby. I want to punch you in the face. I'm only joking"

21:08 Chat: "Denial much" - Dan: "No. Stop being creepy"

21:27 London talk: He likes london, they have friends in London which is why they wanted to move there and now they have too many friends who won't leave their house. People have been staying at their house almost every day "I've had more youtubers sleeping in my bed than I can name to be honest. I'm a pretty lucky guy." Most of them have been youtubers, some weren't. Majority are boys.
22:10 "We have had couple of ladies though. Of course, get some ladies back to my place."

22:29 The Edinburgh diary videos are up "If you wanna see Phil get in a four way with a bunch of cabaret girls then it's good to go"

22:39 Chat: "Do you have a girlfriend" - Dan: "Not at the moment. I'm the selfish centre of my own universe. Guild Wars 2 is my girlfriend at the moment and that's all I want"

22:48 Chat: "They were straight on Phil" -Dan: "They were straight on Phil. Wingman of the year 2012. Basically there were these cabaret dancers at this show that me and Phil went to in like proper moulin rouge clothing, and they were basically the people me and Phil got friends with the most just cause they were really nice but it's quite funny, if you go to the day 3 video at some point I'm filming them and I'm asking them how they're so flexible and they say 'we can touch our toes because of all this practise that we do' and then I said 'well why don't you try to make Phil touch his toes' and then all of a sudden he finds himself surrounded by loads of mostly naked girls being bent over trying to touch his toes. It was pretty funny and I got to film it. Didn't get to join in though, but I know how to sacrifice myself for my bro, I'm not a cockblocker, man, I just throw him into a pit full of naked ladies. He was probably a bit scared to be honest. It was a bit awkward but I was laughing behind the camera. It was good. Bros. Bro feels."

24:23 He forgot to eat yesterday because he was playing GW2 all day

24:43 His school used to have a 'Japan day' where everything was Japanese, his teachers wore kimonos and he had a bad sushi experience which is why he doesn't really like it

30:42 Old man who lives across from him was staring at him getting changed in the morning

32:21 Went to the tate modern the other day and he did an actual art appreciation face according to 'some friends'

33:30 Chat: "Gaming channel?" - Dan: "Possibly but I couldn't do that and the SAP so what would you guys prefer to see? Would you prefer to see Phil and Dan gaming or SAP? I'm just throwing this out there, cause we are pretty funny I do say so, going by our sonic 4 and crash bandicoot. 'Both' said somebody... Maybe. Well there will be S3 SAP and maybe I'll have a/ we'll have a/ a bunch of people will have a gaming channel at some point. Cause to be honest I feel like there's a lot of people who get like a billion views with gaming videos and they're just really fricking boring like 'oh hey guys, oh I'm playing mine craft today, oh look at this thing' whereas I feel like some of the actual youtubers would be pretty entertaining"

34:47 Side channel talk - the reason why he hasn't uploaded to dini like he said he would is because his "super epic 15 hour long Vegas adventure" video is still being edited. Because the Vegas video will take a long time to upload he asks whether people would prefer he do side channel vlogs until Vegas is uploaded or wait until Vegas has been uploaded and do them after

37:15 "'Phan' said somebody into the chat. What about it? Good for you"

37:22 Chat: "Naked vlog?" - Dan: "Probably not. One day if I get sexy I could do like a hiding behind objects calendar but I'm totes fat right now, um not really but I'm just not ready. I'm not ready psychologically."

37:57 He starts talking about social media, when he gets asked which he prefers he talks about how they all serve different purposes, uses the one direction fandom as an example - youtube is where they watch the music videos, twitter for the actual people, tumblr for fandom creepiness. He uses the 1D fandom as an example and then definitely begins to really make it not about one direction: "tumblr is the place where you go drawing naked pictures of them and write the fanfiction and take screenshots of them making eye conact with each other to prove that they're secretly in a gay relationship. That's what tumblr's for, cause god forbid anybody makes eye contact with somebody of the same sex, tumblr will be on you"

42:10 "Why would you type 'do you ship phan' into the chat? Unless you're doing it to be funny in which case fair enough. Obviously not. Yeah, I'm only worried for your sanity if that's an actual question if you're joking then you go person but if that's an actual question then I worry for your face."

42:55 Goes to get Phil - "Philip, can you come?"

43:30 Dan to Phil: "How are you today?"
Phil: "I'm good. Haven't seen you all day because you've been playing guild wars 2"
Dan: "That's all I'm doing with my life at the moment"
Phil: "I've been tiding the house"
Dan: "Go you, you tidy that house"

44:23 Phil's just hit 300,000 subscribers, congrats

44:49 They eat cheese llama bites

45:36 They show a cup they got when they went to the 'bodies' exhibit in Vegas, it was full of dead bodies and it was cool

47:56 They wouldn't hire other people to edit their videos
Dan: "I don't even trust Phil to edit videos. I edit all of the SAP and all the Edinburgh videos"
Phil: "No, I do half of the SAP, that's not true"
Dan: "You do the news"
Phil: "And the other.. Like half of it"
Dan: "Which ones?"
Phil: "The segment and the news"
Dan: "Oh the segment, it's been so long I can't even remember what it's about"

48:34 They were on Jeremy Kyle

49:13 They do that alternating sound thing they've been doing a lot recently after one of them says something dumb

49:33 V-neck talk - Dan bought a v neck once (his dan mail 2 shirt) and can't decide whether he likes them

51:29 Phil entertains Dan's audience as Dan changes his shirt

52:43 Phil was taking the recycling out and the recycling man told him to throw it in the truck so he did but it missed the truck and the man laughed at him

53:20 Talks about clavicles and shows them - talks about licking toffee sauce and strawberry gel out of his clavicles

55:26 Phil says they need to go making it clear that Dan's plans tonight also involve him

These liveshows are so many layers of cringe :facepalm: can't understand how you can watch them and not want to flip the laptop and scream. Btw thanks for making these :bigthumbsup: these are so interesting to see
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by oqua » Tue Dec 06, 2016 12:17 pm

mez29 wrote: :stan: to all of you, your names will be remembered.


Oh my goodness, truly! Thank you so much fancybum, ticia, lain, starlight-still, anathema, ocelot, and idk!!!!

This thread has seriously surpassed all my wildest dreams and expectations! :stan: :stan: :stan: It's such a treasure trove of information!!

Ahhh I'm so happy right now reading through all these. :D <3
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PostPosted by oqua » Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:15 pm

Note:

I added a table of contents to the first post on the thread. So if you want to quickly check if a certain liveshow has been covered here, hopefully that will be useful! :bigthumbsup:

I will update it as people add new shows to this thread. :)
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by papierklemmen » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:16 am

21:27 London talk: He likes london, they have friends in London which is why they wanted to move there and now they have too many friends who won't leave their house. People have been staying at their house almost every day "I've had more youtubers sleeping in my bed than I can name to be honest. I'm a pretty lucky guy." Most of them have been youtubers, some weren't. Majority are boys.
22:10 "We have had couple of ladies though. Of course, get some ladies back to my place."


that caught my attention... interesting... so when did their narrative change to "we have no friends" then? were they still not marketing themselves as "relatable recluses" back in 2012?
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by idk » Sun Jan 01, 2017 9:31 pm

Dan liveshow: December 11th, 2012



0:30 Chat: "Nice cardigan, gay boy" - Dan: "It's a hoodie, you fricking idiot. God how stupid do you feel, Elaine. God, Elaine. Who invented Elaine."

2:37 Chat: "Apartment tour?" - Dan: "No. You've seen all of my apartment.”

2:57 Drowning in ladies would be a good thing

6:21 He sent his family his Christmas list today. It had books, tv shows etc on it

8:01 Seeing Skyfall tomorrow

8:11 He’s been so busy lately, he’s been too tired to do anything with his spare time

9:03 Men vs Women was his latest video. He was talking to ‘other youtubers’ and commenters who were saying it was funny that “even though you put up a screen saying that the video was supposed to be entertaining people were still going ptttfffff in the comments which was quite funny. Although, I don’t think they’re my subscribers. I think a lot of people that randomly saw the video came to it and then all it takes is one 12 year old boy in the comments to go ‘kicking in the nuts is well harder than child birth’ shit storm 9000. Seriously. It’s pretty funny though. I do recommend reading the… people are saying it’s a cardigan. It’s not, it’s a zippy zip hoodie. I actually lost this for like 3 months and then I just fricking found it under an airbed in my… laundry cupboard or something.”

11:31 He’ll see if he feels like editing the Vegas video over the Christmas break

11:46 “Amber B says are you gay cause I’m gay for you and a girl. That makes no sense but no.”

12:49 He doesn’t spam the comments of his videos anymore “cause a bunch of people had a problem with that” even though he thought it was funny

13:44 He “really, really likes Anne Hathaway in many, many ways” so he’ll go see Les Mis

14:06 Running jokes he can’t get away from: placenta, llama, delia smith, ‘where’s phil’, shitstorms

15:01 His favourite colours are white, gold, black

15:13 “Stephanie said ‘I bet Phil’s doing Phil things in his Phil life’ I think you’re on to it. How’d you know?”

17:54 “Chalendar cocklets”

18:17 He’s going to have a blog where he talks ‘behind’ his videos. He’s going to talk about why he makes the videos etc

19:05 He doesn’t like the new youtube, wants it to stop trying to be a social media site (display pictures now appear with comments on videos.) He thinks it’s ‘generally better’ even though the new homepage sucks

19:58 He doesn’t reply to emails from subscribers because it’s for srs bsns only. Twitter, facebook, tumblr are where he talks with subscribers

20:19 Someone got a B in English - “If you were Asian I’d disown you, will not do, go read some Shakespeare.”

21:47 This Thursday he and Phil are going to a srs Radio 1 thing for R1 presenters and he’s terrified because famous people will be there and he doesn’t want to look like a gimp

22:36 He can’t escape being the ‘weirdo from the internet’

22:42 Chat: “What’s the age limit young and old dating?” – Dan: “That’s just a weird question to be fair, isn’t it?”

23:23 “I finished school and then I dropped out of college to become a full time internet homo."

27:28 “I’m not that socially awkward all the time but I do a number of incredibly socially awkward things all the time at completely random moments and trust me when I say there are many more reasons why dan’s a fail videos that could be made.”

28:26 Chat: “You’re rapidly approaching 1 million subscribers, thoughts?” – Dan: “Rapidly? I dunno, it’s still going to be several, several months. On one hand I think it’s absolutely insanely mental. On the other hand, a lot of youtubers do now. Like I don’t even think you’re in the top 60 youtubers if you get a million subscribers now so the times are changing but it’s still absolutely insane and incredible and I’ll be very happy if it happens. Eventually. I’d like to get there before Jack Harries. It probably won’t happen. Unless I start trying a bit harder.”

29:06 Chat: “Do you miss Manchester?” – Dan: “Yeah, I used to live in Manchester in the UK up north and I liked it cause it was quite a small town centre that was very nice and I lived very close to it which was convenient but all my friends are in London so I think I’d be very depressed.”

30:14 ‘Are you wearing make up’ is going to become the new ‘where’s phil’

31:20 Chat: “What’s your Christmas present for your friend?” – Dan: “Probably something selfish that I can enjoy too like a video game.”

32:24 Chat: “Thoughts about Portugal?” - Dan: “It’s very nice. I’ve been there a couple times. You have good beaches.”

38:57 Chat: “Why don’t you have cat whiskers?” – Dan: “I don’t traditionally have cat whiskers unless I’m making a phil is not on fire video. And when I say ‘I’m making it’ I just kind of sit there.”

43:34 He’s talking about people who he should get his hair cut like, someone mentions Zayn: “People are allowed to joke about Zayn cause he’s like an 11 out of 10”

49:55 He wasn’t a total wallflower at school, he did go to prom. He went to two proms when he was 18 because his girlfriend at that time went to a different school

50:20 Doesn’t have a girlfriend at the moment - “I’m married to the internet. Almost literally.”

53:38 He’s talking about the midnight beast & kesha and how they did a tik tok cover and someone says their cover is better than Kesha’s version – Dan: “Everyone, literally everyone, did a parody of tik tok. It’s like ‘hey you want 10 million views, do a tik tok parody’. Congrats ijustine. Do you feel cheap, ijustine? How do you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror? I’m only joking.”
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by idk » Mon Jan 02, 2017 1:49 am

Dan liveshow: Janurary 1st, 2013


0:15 He's wearing the galaxy shirt his grandma got him for Christmas

0:23 "Someone's already typed 'hipster' into the chat. Get out, you don't know what the word means. I'm only joking. I'm not joking, I just don't want you to feel offended."

0:42 Someone thinks his voice sounds different and asks if he's sick - "I'm not but thanks for saying that. That really helps my confidence and all that."

1:21 He was consuming alcohol yesterday but didn't get drunk

4:11 He didn't have a New Years kiss - "No. I didn't. I kissed some chocolate. That's okay, wasn't really expecting one."

6:41 He's not hungover today but he was about a week ago when he went out with some real life friends. He hadn't seen them in like a year so it doesn't count as friends. "Don't worry, guys. I don't have any friends. I'd let you know if I got any friends."

8:48 He got a bunch of dvd's for Christmas, a galaxy shirt, halo, "and then me and phil, my buddy that I live with, got a wiiu"

10:30 He wonders if the wiiu would work through the walls but then everyone would see the dolphin porn he looked at in his browser "cause I do that a lot"

12:10 He's worried that all his real life Facebook friends are watching his live show because he accidentally left a box checked before he went live

17:43 Discussion about the christmas radio show that he did with "mi amigo phil"

19:04 He's not going to promise to do a video every Friday anymore

20:09 Discusses who he should get his hair cut like, someone mentions miley cyrus and he says he could pull it off because her hair is just "slightly more lesbiany version of the hair I already have. Slightly."

20:54 He can always rely on the internet to ruin any situation that he tries to take seriously "which is a good thing"

21:22 Hannah Hart said she may want to do a video with Dan. It may or may not happen.

24:43 Chat: "Who do you want to marry, Dan?" - Dan: "I don't know. Jesus, I'm only barely not a teenager. I don't want to be thinking about marriage right now. Need to be thinking about regressing back into childhood and playing video games."

27:37 Shipping is an addiction, get out while you can. "It makes everyone go mental."

28:20 He's gonna watch les mis with his grandma

32:17 Gives a masterclass on how to eat malteasers

38:13 He doesn't find day in the life videos "creatively satisfying" to make but that doesn't mean he won't do them every once in a while

40:08 Chat asks him to make a video with Charlie - "I would if he wanted to be my friend"

42:00 He won't do every day vlogs for a lot of reasons, most notably: it takes away from the other stuff you do, radio show etc

43:24 He's implied a few times throughout the stream that the Vegas vid isn't going to happen. Chat: "What is the story behind the Vegas video? - Dan: "I went to Las Vegas last June for my birthday and to go to vid con so I basically went to Vegas, met up with a few people, had some fun. I just went as a holiday but then I just happened to film some of the things I got up to and then I was like 'oh yeah I could edit that' and then people were like 'yeah, that's a good idea' and then people were like 'so dan, are you gonna upload this thing' and I was like 'oh yeah, yeah maybe later' and then like two months later people were like 'dan, what did you do with those things that you filmed in las vegas' and I'm like 'oh yeah, I'm not gonna edit that cause it's gonna take ages to edit so I'll do it at some point' and then it became an inside joke where people go 'vegassss videooooo where are you??!?!' So it's like the reality of what I filmed in Las Vegas is a lot [less] interesting than how funny the joke is but one day I might do it."

44:58 It's like the India vlog that's never going to see the light of day

45:24 "After watching Life of Pi it made me really wanna go back to India. It made me wanna become a Hindu cause it seems so amazing and spiritual. I like the spiritual religions a bit more than the more straight and narrow ones. There's just something about the romanticness and the moral stories of Hinduism that's like 'oh that's just nice and it's making people nice people' whereas like catholic it's like oh god. No offence to catholic people."

46:16 He's not mean but if someone says something stupid he may be a bit sassy but only in a jokey way - "I'm never negative. I'm only ever trying to make people laugh cause I don't take life seriously. It's probably some kind of weird emotional problem. 'Dan, why don't you take life seriously ever' is there something that you're trying to... It's probably just procrastination. I don't want to deal with life. I'm procrastinating from dealing with life's issues so I just try to make everything funny all the time, oops."

47:45 Chat: 'What's the youngest you would date?' - Dan: "Aren't you aware of how that is the weirdest question you could ever ask someone... That is just a weird question. No offence to you but it is a bit strange."

49:16 He tells the story of the blue statue thing that he has on his nightstand - "I went out with some friends over the Christmas period from school and we went to this bar and I accidentally stole a cup. One might ask 'dan, that's a bit big, how did you steal that cocktail glass' okay it was an accident. Okay, I didn't mean to. I was making a joke and I put it down my trousers cause someone said 'that'd make a good cod piece' and I was like 'would it', put it down my trousers and then I forgot that I put it down my pants. I literally forgot that this was behind my belt so when I got home I was like 'I'm really uncomfortable' and I was like 'what the hell' so now I've got this lovely cocktail glass/toothbrush holder. So yeah, sorry. Stealing is bad. Don't steal unless it seems morally right to you for some reason. Don't steal."

50:27 "I was wearing quite baggy jeans so I don't think I realised. It was just under my belt. So it wasn't that noticeable cause it was just under my belt but the fact that no one else noticed that this was behind my belt is... Clearly they were a bit too drunk."

51:18 Goes to see his friend phil cause people would be sad if he didn't

52:00 "Do you want to say hi, flatmate"

53:05 They're talking about how to eat malteasers, phil just sucks them - Phil: "You gotta let the pleasure last."

53:47 Phil got Death Note, burger socks, egg socks, banana socks (from his mum), dessert flavoured gum (from Cornelia), a book called 'Unlikely Friendships' (from his mum) - it's a book about unlikely friendships between animals, eg/ a kitten & deer, snake & hamster. Dan's favourite one is a goat and hippo.

58:25 Dan's had really bad chapped lips for about a month. Chapstick isn't working, Phil says it's because Dan doesn't drink enough - Dan: "I have a fricking vagina in my lip. It's a crevasse. It's a meat crevasse... I have a clunge on my face."

59:50 Phil's New Years resolutions are to eat less crisps, go to the cinema more, have more fun, more videos
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PostPosted by idk » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:59 pm

Dan Liveshow: October 23rd, 2012



2:22 He's tired today because he was up late editing a SAP video

3:14 He's going to see Muse this Friday at the O2

3:23 His latest video was the 'how to speak internet' with Jack & Finn Harries. He felt it hadn't been done before because people usually do "how to speak my little ethnic minority"

4:34 He and Phil don't really have time to being doing SAP because they're super busy now, unlike when they first started doing it

8:32 He finally put up his GW2 poster above his piano - "I totally ship him with a different guy. The only guy I ship with somebody. Got Guild Wars feels I do."

9:47 Chat: 'What do you order at Starbucks?' - Dan: "Caramel macchiato but at the moment I'm having the salted caramel mocha which is extremely fat but yolo."

10:00 Chat: 'Can you and Phil sing Always?' - Dan: "No, I don't like singing."

10:25 They're still on season 1 of Full Metal Alchemist

10:31 "You homo said somebody. Surprisingly not. I feel like I should be. No, wow, okay. Without context Dan what the hell are you on about? No. Just... I'm not gonna even explain that. No. Just shut up." this part is so weird. the comment literally comes out of nowhere and he offers no context to it at all idek

10:56 November is his favourite month

12:32 Chat: 'What's your view on the presidential elections?' - Dan: "Ooh, I shouldn't influence politics. Well you always have to choose between the lesser of two evils don't you and based on my personal views I'm probably more of an Obama girl."

12:55 His least favourite season is spring

15:27 The India video is a lost cause "It's in the same category as the Vegas video except I'm telling myself I'm gonna do that one day"

15:43 He doesn't think Scotland should become an independent country - "I don't think it should because it pretty much has its own independence as a country, like it has its own nationality and heritage and individuality. So much. The only thing it benefits from is the economicness and not having to deal with so much political crap because London does it all for it. I mean there is the Scottish government that sort out some stuff but Scotland would be so much worser off if it had to fend for itself in all these ways cause I dunno... people are like they wanna be proud of Scotland and they want it to be independent but I just feel like they... you know everyone knows how separate it is because of golf courses and kilts and bagpipes and everyone around the world knows what Scotland is. It doesn't need to make life harder for itself. That's just my opinion. I might have been massively ignorant cause I'm not Scottish."

17:23 He went to Huddersfield once when he went to visit Crabstickz, it was quite nice.

18:07 "Love a bit of Hayley Williams. Woof."

18:26 He was on the news on channel 4 the other week

18:38 Chat: 'Are you gay you said woof' - Dan: "Well I was saying... If woof gay? Is it? I was saying it in regards to Hayley Williams so I guess not."

18:47 He was on the news because of a youtube vlogger segment. They interviewed him and Phil for about an hour and asked a million questions - "They just used two answers and they completely cut out my friend which was quite funny but it also, they were like 'hm, to get you both in shot for this tv we need you to squeeze together' and we were like 'uh, what do ya mean' and they were like 'well'... No Emily J, I'm not gay. Are you deaf? We were debating whether saying woof is gay. I did not just say I am gay. Oh, Emily. But yeah they were like 'um, if you wanna get you both in shot, you need to get closer together' and we were like 'this is gonna look a bit awkward on the tv' and they were like 'no it won't' and everyone was like 'wow, you were sat really awkwardly close to your friend' and I was like 'yeah, me and Phil were touching thighs cause of the tv people'. Maybe the tv reporter was a phan shipper. Everywhere. Bastards."

20:54 Chat: 'How did you meet Phil?' - Dan: "We had a mutual friend in Manchester and I recognised him off the internet. A lot of people seem to think I used to be a fangirl of Phil, that was only a joke I made for a video. I didn't used to really watch that many British youtubers when I was like 14 and I was just watching youtubers for ages I used to just watch American youtubers really and gaming videos. I was one of those guys watching American girls and gaming videos but I did know who Phil was so then when I saw him in Manchester I was like 'you're off the internet'.

21:33 "Jamie G said he would go gay for me. Thank you, that's a big compliment. Maybe we are in an alternate universe."

22:02 Best gig ever was Muse at Wembley stadium in 2007

23:02 He had a Blink 182 pencil case when he was in school

23:13 Chat: 'Why don't you swear as much?' - Dan: "I do swear, I just censor it if it's either... We censor the Super Amazing Project cause Phil doesn't swear so Phil viewers might wanna watch it without getting sweared. I censor videos if I swear a lot and it's a bit vulgar but I will happily drop the f bomb whenever I feel like it cause I'm a rebel, obviously."

23:39 He can play the drums, he's very good

24:43 "I was into K Pop before Gangnam Style. I'm so cool."

24:48 Someone says his aura is very red "Is that good? Let me know."

25:17 Someone mentions they're into Frerad - "I feel like I'm not allowed to find things creepy because I have to have a more personal connection with the internet whereas if he's (Gerard Way) a mega successful guy in a band he can be like 'what the fuck, what the fuck is fanfiction, freaks'"

25:44 Gangnam Style is "too organic" to be considered KPop. "It's not manufactured and soulless enough."

26:00 There's no anon on his tumblr because he doesn't like spamming his tumblr with loads of asks, he just privately answers them

26:55 Chat: 'Where's Phil?' - Dan: "Doing Phil things in his Phil life. I'm guessing. Unless he's dead."

28:05 He found out that looking at any kind of animal porn is illegal. He used to have easter eggs on his tumblr and one was a link to one of his favourite shock sites 'eel soup' but he removed it.

29:25 Someone asks him if Chermion is real idky this is so funny to me - "Yes. I know this from personal experience that Cherimon is very real. Very."

30:23 Chat: 'Is Phil doing dishes again?' - Dan: "Yeah, I guess so. That's what the clinking is. I wake up and they're dealt with."

31:22 He recommends people play GW2. He's had a few people message him in game asking if it's really him, he ignores them. Someone asks what realm he plays in - "don't stalk me"

31:54 Some subscribers have planned a meet up in Hyde Park and he's aware of it. He said he would go but then the Toby Turner meet up ordeal happened and so he won't be going. It's now generally been decided it's a bad idea.

32:53 He saw You Me At Six in a bar in Reading in about 2005 when they had about 2000 friends on MySpace. He was friends with cool people on MySpace but he wasn't cool himself.

34:33 Chat: 'The channel 4 video makes you and Phil seem gay' - Dan: "Yeah, we went over this. They kept telling us to squish together cause we didn't fit."

35:57 He likes the idea of a gaming channel but "I wouldn't want to turn something I really like into a job. It'd probably get loads of views because there's a lot of gamers that have a lot of subscribers but I think I'm pretty funny. So I'm just saying that if I was to do gaming commentary it'd probably be more entertaining than the average person. But the people like Syndicate and Pewdiepie and Yogscast that have gaming channels all they do ever is just play games, record it and put it on youtube and I need time to just do nothing so I can't work. I can't be jealous of Tony Turner's success cause I could never work as hard as him."

36:41 Chat: 'Have a llama or marry Anthony?' - Dan: "Is that give birth to a llama or just own someone? Cause that would really change whether I'd get married to Anthony Padilla or not."

43:16 Chat: 'Snog/marry/avoid - Batman/Superman/Spider-Man' - Dan: "Avoid Batman, he seems a bit violent. Snog Spider-Man. Marry Superman. Cause I think superman has got the most promising career." Batman is too angsty to marry.

55:23 Listens to some Ludovico Einaudi (this is after he's been playing the llama song, afro circus etc)

58:50 Donnie Darko is one of his favourite movies

1:00:25 He doesn't really have a favourite book but he likes the Edge Chronicles, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Angels and Demons, Black Holes and Baby Universes by Stephen Hawking

1:01:05 He wants to start a segment where he tells people what articles he's been recently looking at on Wikipedia. He goes to his browser history and this week he's been looking at: "zoophilia, stang's law, spaghettification, gravitational singularity, super massive black holes, the French Revolution, the Age of Enlightenment, LaVeyan Satanism, satanic ritual abuse, satanism, satanic grottos, the Abbey of Thelema... Ordo Templi Orientis, illuminati, the New World Order, Freemasonry, Pazuzu, the exorcist, Metatron. That's the sort of stuff I read at 2am. If you're wondering why I'm weird, if you think I'm a weird guy that's obviously had some traumatic incidences I just do this to myself on a nightly basis. It's always post graduate level theoretical physics or something horrifically terrifying. Those are my two areas of interest."

1:02:43 The voice of god is supposedly Metatron. Dan imagines it has a whisk hand and a laser cannon with anime eyes 'oh, Christianity'

1:03:59 Phil enters Dan's room with an owl light

1:05:28 Phil's favourite film is The Science of Sleep

1:07:37 Phil has disappointing cereal

1:09:00 Dan: "My OTP is me and Rytlock Brimstone."

1:09:04 Phil helped Dan put up his GW2 poster

1:10:31 Dan plays Sunburn by Muse on the piano whilst Phil meows the lyrics
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by dollicious » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:06 pm

this was a great thread idea :love2:. i really enjoy reading/writing timestamps and it is always interesting to see what other people pick up on in their ls. i watched the first dan and first phil liveshows as i’ve never seen a lot of the early ones.

Dan liveshow: 10 July 2012

there were countless more “ladies”/men proposing mentions i chose to leave out (i put enough in to give the idea of it).

1:31 - “if you’re wondering where i am uh me and phil have been flat hunting in london so i’m currently in the world’s most awful hotel room.”
4:47 - “chat: dan, you seem so hyper.” “d: if i sat here looking relaxed then everyone would be like ‘why were you sad on you now?’ so i just- i have to look uh suspiciously excited..”
8:47 - “where is phil by the way? he’s having a shower so uh yeah in his hotel room, which is not this hotel room.” i laughed too hard at this clarification.
9:38 - dan’s version of the brixton story
17:36 - “chat: why are you leaving manchester?” “d: basically, it’s cause all of my friends- mine and phil’s friends now live in london, all the work is in london, and also it’s time to just do the next exciting chapter in our lives.
24:02 - dan gets super camp when brendan proposes.
Image (gif from phan-liveshows).
26:37 - “why is it only boys asking me to marry them, c’mon ladies.. i mean no offense.”
28:26 - “stupid hoe - i’m not going to go into this right now.. i love stupid hoe, it’s an amazing song.” reminded me of SIMS 4 #31 where phil said dan makes him listen to it at least 5 times a year :lol:.
30:02 “chat: did you see ian and anthony naked at vidcon?” “d: i think i walked past that (laughs). me and phil got asked to do that and i was like no. it’s okay for ian and anthony looking like sex gods but i’d just be looking like jabba the hut who let loose over christmas, which wouldn’t be attractive.” sad to see dan constantly be so critical about his body image/weight.
33:53 - “maybe i’ll do a world tour one day.” said as a joke for everyone in the chat saying to come to the countries they live in. it made me weirdly happy to know that today d&p actually have done a world tour.
37:16 - “another boy proposing to me(...) let’s just all get married and live in a big house (pause) although there’s no girls that have proposed to me yet. ladies, what’s happening? we need some more girls in here what." (i had to take a break from these timestamps after this moment because it was hard to watch tbh).
37:59 - “interesting fact - when i was six i could pretty much speak french. what? yeah when i was about four my grandma took me to an extracurricular french classes so when i was like four i was doing french classes every sunday and i could speak insane french and then i just forgot, which sucks.” this is super interesting to me, i don’t think he has talked about taking french at age four before?
47:03 - “someone said ‘is that t-shit phil’s?’ it was, he bought it from all saints like a year ago and then only wore it once. (...) wears it in a video once and then never wears it again. how annoying is that? (...) silly phil.”
57:03 - “have you all seen my new video [drama llama] by the way? did you like it?(..) did you like it or do you wish i would shut up and stop giving my opinions. just wear t-shirt boobs and do stupid stuff, dan.” worried that people only like him for doing "stupid stuff."
58:58 [text to phil] “iight bitch get in my room.”
1:00:24 - (dan bursts into laughter) “hey mate, thanks for proposing to me.” (continues laughing) “seriously girls i just - ah man this is the gayest chat ever.”
1:01:21 - phil joins the ls.
1:03:29 - “d: get a twin room with your best friend he can see you pooping. okay, i’m sorry but even if a married couple stayed here wouldn’t that be a bit weird, being able to see through the toilet.” just thought it was an interesting jump - regardless of even being married he wouldn’t want to share the room because of lack of privacy in the toilet.
1:04:16 - discussion about getting drunk and having deep conversations at university.
1:05:46 - phil: “have you told them about our potential flat?”
dan: “uh, that it’s too expensive but it’s awesome.”
phil: “it’s awesome.”
dan: “yeah, like you know when you have to live in a place when you’ve already envisaged filming the SAP in it. that’s what i was doing.” i love this exchange so much and i always get nostalgic for SAP. it is cute that envisaging filming SAP was what dan was doing while flat hunting.
1:09:04 - phil’s version of the brixton story.
1:09:22 - “d: phil’s got this adorably dorky folder.”
1:12:09 - “are you wearing my t-shirt?” “d: uh, we’ve been over this” “p:what?” i thought it was funny phil only just noticed dan was wearing this shirt and also forgot that he gave it to him.
1:19:00 - synchronized singing the mario theme.
1:22:34 - “d: phil always pretends to edit videos and then i can hear him attempting to play the mario theme tune on my keyboard.”
1:23:40-1:27:26 - the longest goodbye off you now ever.

Phil liveshow: 5 May 2012

with phil’s first liveshow i didn’t find much to comment on just a lot of games and requests for the most part. he also spent nearly half of the time trying to read the chat.



4:26-5:21 - tries accents from various places from people in the chat.
8:45 - does a dance.
9:22 - “chat: where is dan?” “p: dan is at his friend’s house, unfortunately.”
9:53 - “chat: dan has friends?” “p: yeah, he does have a friend.. that’s not me (laughs).” weird phrasing. also changed "friends" (plural) to "a friend" (singular).
20:51 - the drawing game.
31:55 - “should i make new ‘simons’ or would that just be horrible and against his memory? because i have another simon making kit but i don’t want to replace him like that.” well it took over 4 years but he did end up making more triops.
47:58 - “yes, i am single.”
48:22 - second drawing game.
56:05 - phil shows off his messy bedroom.
56:49 - “how did i meet dan? uh we were talking on twitter and then we had a friend that lived in manchester that we both knew, um which was weird. but then yeah, we met up and went to some youtube gatherings and stuff and we became best friends aww.” infamous 'mutual manchester friend' story :roll:. is this the first time he used this story?
58:20 - “see, i can’t lie. i wish i- i wish- well i don’t wish i was a good liar because i don’t think lying is something people should do generally but i suck at it.” this was in reference to people wanting him to prank call dan but it was funny when 2 min. prior he lied about how he and dan met :facepalm:.
58:33 - “chat: girls hate lying.” “p: i would never lie to a girlfriend..”
58:50 - “like i need a girlfriend to be able to watch horror films, that’s one of the requirements.”
1:03:48 - live ‘phil mail.’
1:12:07 - dan joins the ls.
1:12:37 - “p: you should sit on the bed so we can both be on.” “d: i’ll kneel awkwardly over it.”
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Re: Liveshow Rewatch Thread

PostPosted by lishachi » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:09 am

really cool thread idea! i've had so much fun reading through, excited to see some more :D thanks for making these guys :tu:
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