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Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:49 am

Just for fun:
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Phil
Don’t bang me
Dan
Has anybody seen my penis?
Phil
You missed it so much you've mounted me already?!
Dan
So Phil, how was your erection?
Phil
Board me
Dan
Oh my god, I am really high
Phil
Wait - lets get a little bit more juice in there
Dan
Fuck, I missed the hole
Phil
That was a tense experience
Dan
Phil... didn't hit the G spot
Phil
TOUCH ME!
Dan
Screwing montage!
Phil: That was something I still have nightmares about.
Dan: We did that. We did it. It was a thing!



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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by PolarFox » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:31 am

The first ones that come to my mind:
Soz if they are not 100% correct :D
Dan: Suck my... Banana?
Phil: Do you want to mount me again?
Dan&Phil: WE GOT THE D!!
Phil: I'm gonna be the girl, you're gonna be the boy...
Dan: You don't have to make a noise everytime I apply the wood.
Phil to Dan: Swallow!
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:57 am

Phil
As I child, I did savour some pennies in my time...
Dan
That, Ladies and Gentlemen, was peer pressure
Phil
Look at how exaggerated Spiderman's crotch is. Thanks for that.
Dan
Smell my finger
Phil
I thought we could try it out now, it's probably a terrible idea, but I'm known for my terrible ideas...
Dan
I don't know the science. You might be happy to just not question the science Phil, but I-I want to know why this is happening and I don't trust it.
Phil
There ends the odyssey of the toilet.
Dan
I dare you to kiss it. Don't make out with it, that would be-

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:09 am

One more (edit: each) for now, cos I just can't help myself

Dan
Father Christmas is going to come down the chimney and slap you for your infidelity
Phil
So we've got socks, pants, stationery, time-machines, clothes, clothes, clothes, and the DRAWER OF SHAME!
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by daphenaxa » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:11 am

From the blessings that were the bishi-bashi videos:

Phil
I bishi bashi alone quite a lot
Dan: She's my waifu
Phil: That's MEEEE
If you’re attracted to somebody, you’ll want them to sniff you eventually - Dan
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by smarties » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:36 am

Oreo lick race gem...

Phil
No teeth, just tongue
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Thu Apr 07, 2016 4:40 pm

Dan
Who's gonna stop touching themselves? Dan's going to stop touch...ing... his hair.

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by lucydenia » Fri Apr 08, 2016 5:08 am

Phil
You loved it. You want to do it more.

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by achika » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:12 am

All from my favorite DAPG video god there's so many in this one video

Dan
Can't find what, the G-spot?
Dan
Tossing my erotic hair!
Phil
I'm better with my feet than I am with my hands.
Dan
Insert it into him.
Phil
Take my erect --
Dan
...
Phil
I was going to say "hair."
Dan
Yes, my favorite move of yours, Phil.
Phil
Power fist.
Dan
I've got a feeling... a tingly feeling that says we're going to do this.
And Undertale part 1 of course:

Dan
You're huge.

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:32 pm

Phil
That's not being in the video.
Dan
There's something about that butt
Phil
It's actually rat poison, I'm just trying to get rid of the big YouTubers, too much competition out there!
Dan
Phil! - Such an exhibitionist!
Dan
STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Phil
You'd feel really good afterwards as well.
Dan
It's trash, and everyone on the internet knows it, but you can blame me...

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by Ticia » Sat Apr 09, 2016 5:56 pm

Phil
I keep wanting to lick myself.
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:36 am

Phil
He was looking at reviews for suction on hoovers the other day...
Dan
boo-doo-boo-da-doo-boo Wah-hoo!
Phil
It didn’t specify what kind of goat…
Dan
Don’t worry neighbours - nothing weird going on in here…
Phil
…of course I’m the one who gets blindfolded…!
Dan
Don’t invite them Phil. You just invited them…!
Phil
Seriously, if anyone wants to name a baby, just go to the comments section on our video…
Dan
Oh god… that makes me ONE percent more comfortable…
Phil
because the queen would kill you with a shotgun!
Dan
Wow Phil, that’s problematic. You shouldn’t make fun of something someone can’t change about themselves…
Phil
You always forget your second child. That’s why there’s no photos of me at home. FORGOTTEN. Anywayyyy…!
Dan
Did you GLEEK on the screen… there is moisture!

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by Ticia » Sat Apr 16, 2016 8:46 pm

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I can't even think of a context that it doesn't have that meaning.
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:48 pm

Phil
Philip Lester. Don’t add him. He might be an 80-year old man - HE MIGHT! - He might also be a really handsome prince, I mean you never know… You never know!
Dan
My god, you can’t adjust your hair!!!
Phil
I could scare a chicken away that’s walking towards me…
Dan
I am on butt-watch. I am watching both of your butts. Intensely.
Phil
Goodbye naked lady! Thanks for riding my arm!
Dan
I should just stop trying to defend myself. And tweeting anytime I do something stupid.
Phil
I’m just going to guess where your mouth is… Around there?
Dan
Don’t worry, nothing educational or informative…
Phil
Just stay still! This is what you signed up to!
Dan
So I went to a shop, and got loads of weird stares, BUT!
Phil
You shall not pass! Oh… That was Gandalf wasn’t it? That wasn’t Jesus.
Dan
Like an old lady in a cartoon: “Hello Kids!”
Phil
I would remove my skin, and replace it with crosswords.
Dan
Ow, my abs. OK. Oh, I can order pizza later now…
Phil
You know what rhymes with concentrate? SHUT UP!
Dan
I don’t know why I deflowered the walrus…
Phil
Dan this is going to end up in ambulances!
Dan
Oh god… there’s the impending doom…!
Phil
I’m going to shut the blinds in case any neighbours are watching…
Dan
And you may be wondering what it is about this seemingly dull, inanimate object that’s getting on my tits… but ooooohhhhhhh…!

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:51 am

Phil
I was banging so hard that it woke up all the neighbours and their dogs and all the pigeons in London

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Mon Apr 25, 2016 4:47 pm

Dan
Guys, I'm not going to trust you and all your strange feminine liquids that I don't know how to control...

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by swofro » Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:21 pm

Phil
That's a lot of juice..
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by hunnyftw » Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:53 pm

Phil
Ding me! I'll ding myself if you don't ding me

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by Catallena » Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:32 pm

How was this classic not mentioned yet?

Dan
I'm a fulltime internet homo.
Doubles as best malapropism, but let's ignore that part.
Stan is only one letter away from Satan.
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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Sun May 01, 2016 12:23 pm

Dan
Find a friend, make them your best friend, make them your worst enemy because you'll want to punch them in the face... Good times!
Phil
Just illegally buy two monkeys and a seal and just let them go at it in your living room

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Sun May 01, 2016 3:23 pm

Dan
ohhhhh... but I wanna explore all the holes...

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by coffee pig » Sat May 07, 2016 7:58 pm

Phil
Now everyone wants to lick my butt.
{ bisexual Philophile and respectful stalker since 2008 }

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by SquishPhan » Mon May 09, 2016 8:10 pm

Dan
I wasn't going to spit on you.

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by IckleMissMayhem » Mon May 09, 2016 8:26 pm

Phil
…of course I’m the one who gets blindfolded…!
Dan
Phil. Phil. This is the third time we've had this conversation.
(I can't put one in without one from the other. Feels mean somehow.)

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Re: Dan & Phil Out of Context

Post by Ticia » Mon May 09, 2016 8:49 pm

Phil:
Did you like my snake?
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