Phil Liveshow (joint) - 8 November 2018

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[1:11] haha as if capita£ester would give away that fainting story for free, coming soon to AP
[2:18] I wonder when Phil actually fainted then, as they said they were gonna do a liveshow on Saturday but didn't cos of Phil dying - but the tweets and hospital (clock) were Sunday. Did they go to hospital the following day, or just get confused.
[5:28] phanwedding - I thought they'd breeze right past that but nope
[6:57] Dan talking about nearly pressing save on The Sims Spooky Week - part of me wishes they'd set that up to "accidentally" press save and bring The Sims to a convenient and humorous end (and I say that as someone who loved The Sims earlier on, I just feel like it's run its course these days)
[10:22] right down my throat...a lot of stuff to be in my mouth...i'm just going to spit it...dear god
[16:52] "I liked that bit of it and I didn't like the rest of it" - I love real opinions
[22:31] TBC dates nearly 'C' (they hope to confirm tomorrow evening). Thank goodness....now how's that Rize giveaway coming along Philly?
[25:20] why am i not surprised to hear they've watched tickled
[29:56] Phil checks the time, he's done his 30mins and is clocking off for the day (I laughed so much at this - it was literally as the timer hit 30.00mins on the live - Phil looked and then was suddenly like so yeah food haha)

[lefthandedism]

Yay, content! I was happy to have Dan and Phil take a break after Spooky Week and Phil’s trip to the hospital, but I was really starting to miss their faces. Here are my highlights:

• [1:04] Phil is going to make a video about the experience of fainting, so he didn't say much about it during the liveshow. At [26:09], Phil says that the video will probably be coming out this weekend.
• [5:28] Dan just couldn’t let it go. :smh:

  P: phanwedding says, “quiz”
  D: obvzkate. There we go.
  P: Brianna. “The VR one,” said cobra.
  D: Did you just read “phanwedding” out?
  P: phanwedding. Oh, yeah. I didn’t realize what I’d read.
  D: We--We did not play the game known as phanwedding on the chat.
  P: phanwedding. No. That was the person’s name. Uh. “My heart stopped,” said Becca.
  D: Are your eyes okay?
  P: That was the person’s name!

• [6:17] Phil dishes out a huge burn to Janet.

  P: Why do houses just go, “Bah!”
  D: Oh, it’s the--it’s the pipes expanding.
  P: Yeah, sure.
  D: What?
  P: Janet. Your pipes are expanding. Janet.
  D: Woah, you--Janet has a condition, and that’s very personal.

• [6:32] Phil’s favorite video from Spooky Week was The Sims because it’s not every day that he gets to see two sims WooHooing in a coffin. Dan’s favorite video was Resident Evil because he had a very scary time editing it.
• [7:59] The skull bowl is revealed. Dan says that he hates it. Phil says that he loves it. Dan says that there was a whole part of the pumpkin carving video involving the skull that they edited out of the video. I find it interesting (though not surprising) that they both edit collaborative main channel videos.
• [9:52] Dan says that he’s never going to carve a pumpkin again because it was too much exercise. Sooo...back to spooky baking next year?
• [10:18] The candy that Phil is sucking on breaks, and it sets off a chain reaction of interesting moments and statements.

  P: Ooh!
  D: --they were coming from somewhere--
  P: Broke it. Right down my throat, that did. That could have been the end of me again.
  D: Call Chris and PJ.
  P: Oh, my God.
  D: It’s time for the slap. Um. #ChristmasDisaster.
  P: Yeah.
  D: Bad name for a video.
  P: This is a lot of stuff to be in my mouth right now. I think I need to either spit it out or be quiet for a while. Um. It’s not even nice. I’m gonna just spit it--
  D: I’m not gonna say--I’m just--Wow. Uh, I’m--I apologize. I’m really, really upset.
  P: Ugh, this is gross. I was going to say--
  D: That la--That entire thirty seconds happened. What was I saying? Yeah.

• [11:11] Dan tells the story of Phil watching fireworks on Bonfire Night. Dan is very dramatic, and his imitation of Phil is priceless.
• [12:34] Someone in the chat asks if Dan can talk about his furry-themed Halloween Twitter layout, and he refuses...until Phil says that he should. Dan says he did it to make us all suffer and because he thinks nothing is more fun than carrying something on for slightly too long. He had planned to change it back to normal on November 2, but then he forgot.
• [13:46] Dan and Phil talk about working with the Willow Foundation, which is dedicated to bringing special days to the seriously ill who are between sixteen and forty years old. I had never heard of this foundation, and I have to say that I really love the whole idea behind it! I’m glad Dan and Phil are involved.
• [17:43] Dan says that they already have plans for the night because they’re going to be watching The Haunting of Hill House. Every time I hear about Dan and Phil making specific plans to watch a show together, I find it adorable. Dan says his favorite character is “the lesbian,” and he gives a shout out to all the lesbians watching.
• [19:44] Apparently, Dan and Phil keep regular tabs on each other’s likes on Twitter.

  P: Someone on Twitter showed me how to open it. Did you see the like I did?
  D: Yeah.

• [22:30] Dan and Phil talk about the Interactive Introverts TBC dates. It sounds like they’re going to host screenings of the movie in São Paulo and Mexico City, and this is going to be announced officially tomorrow evening (or maybe Monday). The dates have been TBC for so long because they weren’t able to find a way to get their whole set and crew to these countries.
• [25:09] A premium message asks whether Dan is ticklish. Dan says that the question is creepy and pervy, and he warns Phil that he will kill Phil if Phil tries to touch him. Phil's sacrifice would have been worth it.
• [25:50] Dan says “ooh” in a dramatic way, and Phil asks him what that noise was. Idk, it was cute.
• [31:51] Not possible, Phil.

  P: See you sooner than you’d like...I don’t know what that means.
  D: Okay. And that’s a threat.

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I was so nice to see Dan and Phil live today. I have the feeling I'm going to want to hug Phil and then shake him after hearing the full story concerning whatever infection he had that lead to fainting and "dying" before going to hospital. I'm happy to hear he'll be making a storytime like video about it, though.

Thoughts on whether he'll film in the AP room?

~timestamps
0:00 Apparently we miss an intro in which Phil is wondering why Dan's mouth is open really wide and Dan is wondering what will happen if Phil doesn't make a noise. Dan's... unique... experiment with silence during live-shows continues.
1:00 Dan brings up Phil fainting and then interrupts Phil before he can talk about fainting to confirm that the chat wants to hear about Phil fainting right away. Phil does not need this confirmation and is aware that people were worried about him.
1:25 Something falls while Phil is talking. P: "Rude."
2:30 They were going to do a live-show last Saturday but couldn't because Phil was sick ("died").
2:50 They were both editing the Halloween video on actual Halloween.
3:00 P: "Dan in pajamas is a scary sight."
4:35 Phil calls Dan out for using an old meme. Dan manages to look shocked and betrayed without making an expression.
5:00 Phil blames the VR game for scaring Dan off his chair. Phil is a lying liar who lies.
5:30 #phanwedding It's clear on rewatch that Phil was reading a username "Phanwedding says quiz" but while watching it live I, like Dan, thought he'd just randomly read the words out. D: "We did not play the game known as Phan Wedding."
6:20 Dan and Phil strongly disagree with the notion that house noises could be caused by pipes expanding and have clearly had this passionate discussion several times before.
7:00 Phil gets Dan to choose a favorite. Phil is a magician.
10:00 D: "Shut up."
11:00 Phil spits.
11:10 Dan is allowed to continue interrupting Phil's story in order to make it clear how ridiculous the story is.
11:35 Important information about their bonfire night experience from Dan: "Phil was wearing slippers."
12:45 Phil's tone saying "I mean, I think you should talk about it" was very genuine sounding considering the jokey subject.
13:00 D: "Nothing is more fun than carrying something on slightly longer than anybody's comfortable with."
13:10 Dan meant to change his twitter back on November 2nd but forgot until the 4th.
14:40 Fan Emma brought them pictures of her dog. Fan Emma knows them well.
15:45 They currently have no new plants to kill. Phil has a sad maple tree that is valid.
17:40 dnp discuss changes in record label promotion schemes.
18:45 Phil tricked Martyn into watching horror films with him, the brat.
19:40 P: "Can I eat a pixie stick?" D: "Yeah. Totally."
19:50 Dan apparently saw a pixie stick being opened properly on twitter but is still shocked and impressed by Phil's ability to open the pixie stick.
22:00 Dan and Phil's response to someone having a baby is to decide what she should name it.
22:15 Dan thought Tara from Buffy's name was spelled like terra due to the California accents in Buffy. Because I'm Californian this whole conversation sounds like "Was her name Tara?" "No, it was Tara." "I thought it was Tara!"
25:35 Much like telling people not to google 'extreme granny' Phil also definitely doesn't want people to watch the documentary Tickled by David Farrier.
25:55 Discussing pinof 10, Dan makes the specific "oof" noise Phil made in pinof 1. P: "What is that noise?" D: "The tension."
26:00 It's only November and Phil has now said twice that Dan is responsible for the potentially-but-not-definitely-kilt-wearing tree delivery person.
26:30 Dan and Phil are really enjoying their #notspon free stuff lately.
29:55 Dan makes a cannibalism joke and "on that note" Phil is hungry so they're leaving.
30:55 P: "Hey Dan, you can have some Love Hearts Lipstick" and other sentences Phil has said today.
31:20 New AP this weekend "if it happens"