Phil liveshow - 21 Sept 2017 - KILLER CLOWN FEAR

Dan and Phil liveshows
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:12 - Phil saw a horse hedge today.
:56 - he saw It with Dan and then Dan went to a family thing
1:07 - Phil is 15% terrified
1:59 - He does not have a clown phobia.
2:45 - Dodgy lift.
3:31 - Completely empty cinema. For prime spookiness he would have watched it in the middle of the night, but they spontaniously went in the daytime today.
3:50 - Just got back from holiday, got such a good load of freckles.
4:10 - Quotes Dan from Dan's liveshow about Phil not tanning, his freckles just blending.
4:50 - He's got a shorts line so he knows there's a difference (in skin tone).
5:01 - Lathered on the factor 50, which is made for babies. Gives us a cheeky shoulder glimpse.
5:23 - Went with some pals for a little mediterranean break at a place surrounded by fish. He's turning into a fish nerd now.
6:06 - "Annoying my friends, and Dan." with his new hobby fish watching.
6:46 - He wouldn't scuba dive, too deep - but snorkeling in a cove was okay.
7:04 - Adorable Phil pounding on the table and making frustrated noises. (Very Dan-like.)
7:20 - Few excursions but mostly just relaxing.
7:25 - Brought the Buffy comics to read.
8:17 - If you're under the age of twelve look away. (Shows centaur tits.)
8:50 - "Sexy centaur girls."
9:01 - Horse Prince in real life.
9:09 - "Why is it getting sexy with this other character while she's half horse?"
9:36 - Plane back was uncomfortable, Dan was on one side and another guy on his other side didn't respect personal space. He tried to lean into Dan as much as he could.
10:21 - Phil didn't want to get passive-aggressive and start elbowing him back, didn't want to get plane rage.
10:48 - He forgot to put anything fun to watch on the phone, didn't have any music or a book and his phone died halfway through the journey. "Alone with my own thoughts. Tumbleweed went past." He had ideas and feelings about the world. Why is this whole bit so cute?
12:08 - Hung out with Louise and filmed a video for her channel. (Baby video.)
12:40 - She tested them on baby and pregnancy terms. "It was an enlightening experience."
13:28 - They ordered wagamama's. She made him watch a birth video, he closed his laptop when the food came. Opened his laptop hours later to a crowning baby. Bigger jumpscare than the clown.
14:58 - The giyoza were pretty great from wagamama. He loves something you can dip.
15:26 - Talks about the kids in It/Stranger Things.
15:56 - Anti-Akinator
17:57 - He's been whacking out his Stranger Things jacket. His new winter/autumn/fall jacket for sure.
18:26 - Viewers pick his outfit, Dan might be off camera doing funny commentary. Dan's got a short list, but he could pick a couple more.
19:27 - He knows nothing about fashion, just picks things that look nice.
19:35 - No souvinirs from his holiday, just a mosquito.
20:38 - He got level five bug spray. Bad idea, he stank when he went out. Surprised anyone wanted to sit near him at dinner, don't use level five. ("Here's your rose, sir." - Hm, Phil's wine preference?)
21:27 - Talks about people starting uni/school/homework.
23:48 - Favorite movie from 2017; he suddenly can't remember any movies he's seen in his entire life.
25:19 - Phil returns from the void.
26:00 - iPhone talk. He's still happy with his iphone 6, he wants different internet but maybe he'll get a new phone when he goes down that route.
28:06 - Didn't like the Ready Player One trailer.
29:22 - Tom Daley tweet. "He said I need some practice." mmm sure that's what he said.
28:58 - Someone asks him about turbulence.
31:06 - Fact about sociology no wait never mind Phil isn't paying a website for a fact.
31:33 - Phil thinks Sonic is a good game but finds it frustrating.
31:56 - uniqulo shirts
33:09 - He and his brother argue with their parents about turning the heat on.
33:29 - Asks for suggestions for the gaming channel.
34:45 - Sounds really not into the idea of more series. "Is that one that needs like twenty seven videos, or can you just play it a couple times?"
34:18 - Hard no on The Impossible Quiz 2.
34:50 - Bit of a pause when someone asks him what's coming up for him. xcursion for a youtube thing next week. (Rewind?) Obviously no more holidays or anything. Make some more videos.
35:15 - Netflix; caught up with Rick and Morty. "Everyone has been pressuring me to watch it. Dan was trying to get me to watch it." He got over the burping after the first few episodes.
36:01 - AHS Cult, Evan Peters' character is insane. More clowns.
36:26 - Talks about a dream and immediately relates it to organizing things, he recently had to organize people to get somewhere on their recent holiday. British horror story. (He dreamed he was with his family and he was trying to get them from a theater to a restaurant and couldn't find a taxi. They got into a black cab and realized it wasn't a licensed taxi. Next to the driver was a creepy guy with a hood over his head and the guy was like "this pillow man has just told me to drive and has locked the doors" and his mum was getting really scared and they couldn't get out of the car. He kicked the window of the car. Pulled off the pillow case off his head and it was a super wrinkly old man. Old man told him he was a witch and then Phil woke up.)
38:57 - Woke up and it was like six am and he just had to get up and get a glass of milk.
39:07 - Usually his dreams make some kind of sense, he's in a place he knows or the situation makes sense.
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