itasca00 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:56 pm Here are my highlights:
- The first thing I noticed was that Dan and Phil have some absolutely beautiful faces in the thumbnail. Dan looks overjoyed, and Phil looks somewhat deranged.
- The second thing I noticed was that the video was under ten minutes long! That must have made capita£ester die a little inside.
- [1:02] Phil on what’s going to happen in this video:
P: We’re getting naked.- [1:27] Rather than in a teeny-tiny inset, we get to see them in a snazzy split screen for this game. I like it!
- [1:40] Phil is just horny on main. There is no other explanation.
D: Player one--
P: A and Z.
D: --you controls [sic] the left--
P: Azz.
D: --with A and Z.
P: I’m holding onto my azz.
D: I am controlling it with K and M--
P: Yeah.
D: --which is what I’m going to do if you don’t stop talking.
P: You’re holding onto your kum.
D: You ruined it.- [2:58] Dan does an epic dab.
- [3:15] Dan is nearing his breaking point.
P: Watch time? I don’t know her! Right, second try...
D: You embarrass me.- [3:21] Phil continues to push the limits.
P: I’ve got my fingers ready. They’re primed--
D: What did we learn from that?
P: --They’re pumped. What it means is…
D: *tries to cover Phil’s mouth with his hand*- [3:58] Phil has even more interesting things to say.
D: And you will not sully the good name of Pong by pulling any all-or-nothing shenanigans.
P: Pong-or-nothing!
D: ‘Cuz there ain’t no way this could be an all-or-nothing. It’s just one game.
P: I’ll sully you!- [4:54] Phil cannot be stopped in this video.
P: Wait, I can hear something bleeping from the past. It said, “Bleep. Boo-blee-bum,” which translated--it wasn’t me--”All-or-nothing.”
D: Oh. *laughs* What was communicating?
P: Pong.
D: Right.
P: The creator or Pong.
D: Why does the creator of Pong sound like an alien?
P: Because he was.- [5:28] Dan and Phil engage in a “manly” handshake.
- [6:27] Bitey Phil returns.
- [6:37] Dan’s talking about endings again.
D: I feel like, in many ways, this should’ve been the last video on this channel.
P: No. It--
D: Because it’s the first video game. Because it’s a Dan versus Phil. Because I won the Dan versus Phil. I mean, there’s several things here that make in support of--- [7:24] Phil hits Dan in the face. Twice.
- What is up with these merch links? Once again, they have changed from the last video. Dan’s is listed as shop.danielhowell.com, and Phil’s is listed as danandphilshop.com.
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- lefthandedism
- simply stressed bisexual
- Posts: 1672
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- Pronouns: she/her
- Location: New England
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."