itasca00 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:46 pm For the first time this Spooky Week, I was actually jumpscared! Twice. By that Shrek face popping up on the screen. Needless to say, I enjoyed the video. Here are my highlights:
- [0:32] Dan reveals that he’s scared of beetles. He says May bugs used to fall down the chimney into the fireplace that was in his room and make a ruckus while he was sleeping. The number of cute stories Dan has from his past never ceases to amaze me.
- [2:15] Dan and Phil admire some nude Shrek fan art. Dan says that the art makes him feel “quite moved.”
- [3:15] I thought this was a weird exchange:
D: Well, I think you’re a SingleLayer. Don’t you?
P: Single?
D: Phil’s a single layer. He’s not an onion.
P: SingleLayer.- [4:16] Dan and Phil are jumpscared by the face of Shrek appearing on the screen. Dan also screams for the first time this video.
- [4:32] I guess Spooky Week really makes Dan's kinky mind go into overdrive. Furries, daddies, now inflation. What's next?
D: Okay, what does the sign say? “Shrek’s Punishment Barrel.”
P: Oh, my God. What’s he do with the punishment barrel?
D: I don--I don’t even wanna know what that m--
P: What does that mean?
D: Was that something from the movies? Did I forget some, like, weird, kinky stomach inflation--What is going on over there?- [5:12] Dan screams incredibly loudly (twice) when he sees Donkey on fire.
- [5:32] Dan and Phil are jumpscared by the appearance of Shrek. Dan almost falls off his chair and lifts his leg into the air, apparently for balance.
- [5:57] Dan gives us all a fun drinking game to play:
D: Now, take a shot every time Phil looks at an onion but doesn’t register that there’s an onion and then runs in the opposite direction.- [7:22] Dan and Phil are jumpscared by Shrek. Phil does one of his yelps/screams, but Dan just yells.
- [8:09] Dan and Phil are jumpscared by the Shrek face appearing on the screen again.
- [9:26] Dan and Phil are jumpscared after they see Shrek. There are a couple of good screams from Dan. Generally speaking, Dan kinda flipped out during this jumpscare and ended up pulling Phil’s hand off the mouse. The play-by-play of exactly what I saw happen is under the spoiler:
- [11:09] I can't wait for someone to make this and for Dan and Phil to play it next Spooky Week!
D: Maybe this is a metaphor for us living together--
P: Do you think so?
D: --and Shrek violently murdered Donkey ‘cause he had enough of his shit.
P: Hey. I’m a great housemate. I’ve got all the skills.
D: It might be you that kills me. I dunno, man.
P: *killing noise*
D: I’m just saying it’s inevitable. And then there’ll be Dan and Phil Simulator where Phil chases you around the woods, but every time you start--
P: I’m leaving socks on the floor!
D: Exactly. You have to collect the socks.
P: They’re endless!
D: And every five meters in the wood, you change direction.- [11:44] Dan and Phil are jumpscared by the Shrek face appearing on the screen. Dan lets out more of a yell than a scream. Also, Phil decides to say out loud:
To which Dan eventually replies:P: I’m holding my boobs! I’m holding my boobs!D: Release your boobs.- [12:05] Dan and Phil are jumpscared again after seeing Shrek.
- [12:22] Dan and Phil are jumpscared one last time after seeing Shrek.
- [12:49] Shrek and Christmas give equal amounts of joy to Dan. That seems perfectly normal.
D: I’m going to say it here: I’m never playing another Slender derivative as long as I live.
P: No, that--that’s enough.
D: I feel like we’ve peaked now. It’s ruined Christmas and now it’s ruined Shrek, so what is there left to live for?- Ayyy, the merch links are right again in this video description. But how long can it last? To borrow a phrase from Dan, this is the true horror of Spooky Week.
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- lefthandedism
- simply stressed bisexual
- Posts: 1672
- Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:16 pm
- Pronouns: she/her
- Location: New England
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."