CATS ARE DESTROYING THE WORLD - Dan and Phil play: Battle Cats! (26 Sep 2017)

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:20 - They set up Battle Cats as something fans want, even though they immediately say that it's sponsored right afterwards.
:52 - Dan is new to the game because Dan does not have the patience for this shit and Phil basically sets up all of the spons and all Dan has to do is be present and breathing to film?
1:58 - Dan: Give me a tinker.
Phil: Give you a... tinker?
Dan: I'm sorry.
jumpcut

2:43 - Phil says the cat has thicc arms.
3:05 - Phil casually calling Dan 'Danny.'
3:24 - Phil foreshadows his God cat.
407 - Dan: Sexy legs cat.
Phil: That's me.
Immediate jumpcut.

7:21 - Dan can't think of gatcha machine, gestures at Phil to read his mind.
8:24 - Phil becomes the dark metal knight cat; Dan (cutely but mockingly) likens it to Phil's actual change when he dyed his hair and became AmazingPhil.
9:01 - Dan: Are you proud of me, Phil?
9:57 - They release cat God; Phil is entirely too happy about Sistene Chapel naked guy. He wants to think God looks like that.
11:06 - They talk about how Phil would be sneezing so much/would actually be dead around that many cats.
11:49 - They activate god cat.
Phil: Spin him, daddy.
Dan: Yess, god-dad, blow them.
12:47 - Phil almost hits Dan in the face with paper and both of them react in a cute and surprisingly genuine way? Phil actually looks alarmed and it's adorable.
13:16 - Phil shows off his houseplant cat drawing. With cannons. That looks like... yeah. Phil admits that it looks inappropriate, and then tries to add a cannonball to show the cannon is firing it, and it just gets worse.
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1.54 - dan does an impression of the inside of phils brain (which is a derpy cat face)
1.57 - dan: gimme a tinker.
phil: give you a tinker?!
dan: i'm sorry
3.06 - phil: 'danny'
4.07 - dan: sexy legs cat?
phil: now THAT is me.
dan: can i please change sumo cat to weird sexy legs cat?
5.18 - dan hates the sexy leg cat, phil loves it. thinks every cat should look like that.
7.30 - phil: the next one is you!
[a witch cat appears, both smile]
dan: i identify as this fully, i don't know about you...
phil: and the next one is me!
8.27 - [talking about the characters going through puberty] dan: it's now the dark metal knight cat!
phil: that's what happened when i went through the change.
dan: yeah phil became dark metal knight phil. [dan imitating phil] 'i'm edgy now, i dyed my hair black'-
phil: hey! [laughing[
dan: i'm not little Philly L, from Rossendale! i'm Amazing Phil.
9.45 - phil: [satan reclining with a glass of wine] is that you in Internet Support Group?
10.08 - [muscly dude with a cat face] phil: i want to think god looks like that.
12.46 - clumsy!phil strikes. flings paper straight into dan's face/eyes. both reel for a second but dan reacts warmly like this isn't unusual. phil remains wide-eyed.
dan: did you nearly just papercut my nose? phil: oh my god! i was so scared.
dan: can you imagine? dan's face splits in half...
13.18 - phil draws a 'houseplant cat' with dicks coming out the side of the plant pot.
dan: and it's got cannons that look like... [phil laughs]
13.31 - phil draws a cannon ball ejaculating from the 'cannon'.
dan makes him put the paper down.
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Amazing stuff specially for the new who joined from Australia!
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