Phil is not on fire 9 (24 Nov 2017)
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:38 pm
I hope it's okay that I am making this, all the other topics have been from mods, but I just thought I'd do it since I wanna post my stamps
000dia000 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:20 pm Their faces were so close throughout all of this. They were so smiley the entire time at each other, they were both having so much fun. It's such a shock to watch old videos, even pinofs, and the way they behaved back then is just so weird compared to now. It seems so faked and contrived. We have it so good, don't let anybody forget that. They both seem so happy and natural now.
This video was amazing. I decided to make timestamps for the first time in a while. If you want to waste some time, here you go:
General Thoughts:
Dan’s jumper material looks really uncomfortable, I doubt it absorbs sweat well. Sweat just gathers on the skin beneath the material and it gets hot and sticky and smells bad.
Dan looks like he’s had a fresh haircut, he’s looking great.
PHIL!!! Break out star! Can he get a BONCAS award just for this video?
Actual Timestamps:
@00.05 the guitar strum as Dan fails to take off the marker lid, then continuing into a little tune here was slick, I was wrong to ever doubt editor!Phil
@01.25 Phil’s hair looks so grey underneath the black lmao maybe he’s going grey and we didn’t realize ~it’s just faded I know and is his brown hair but still~
@01.58 Dan’s face at the gooses vs geeses thing is incredible, why isn’t this a meme already?
@02.06 was it a coincidence that Phil was doing a crab position before the crab question, or is it just not chronological? You decide. I choose psychic!Phil deciding to contort his body to do weird things as he feels to predict the future.
@02.23 I was sort of expecting Dan to hop in beside Phil in the bed by the next shot
@04.45 chest hair
@03.01 Phil serving Exorcist realness
@03.31 chest hair
@03:59 vasegate comes full circle!! Also Phil’s voice
@04:09 while it was technically at the same time, Phil was just a lil bit faster and dropped his hands sooner, just saying
@04:16 this whole sequence is gold for editor!phil the zoom ins, the music, perfect execution particular at 04.22 I lost my shit at Danhead scoffing in that small moment
@04:32 cute boy sitting, staring into space, contemplating life
@05:08 Dan is so cute here wtf being a sassy merman, “hey there, seaman…wannna…inspect my gills” is the flirtiest thing I’ve ever seen them do, funny seeing Phil go very anti-phan with the “Nooo….”
@05:30 Do you ever see a man so beautiful you start crying?
@06:33 Dan is so cute here in this pose! The cheese! The ripped jeans! Can someone draw him like this, it just looks so ironic, like a classic painted portrait of some young damsel or something.
@07:28 it’s funny, the jeans are a little loose on Phil
@07:48 Phil doing the leg thing and doing ”Heyyy…” is unreasonably sexual
@08:24 Phil choosing cat face drawing video music to go over this is the most phan shippy thing he’s ever done, and it’s so subtle that I wouldn’t have noticed it until someone pointed it out
@08:50 Dan drawing his own face on Phil’s arm is the most extra thing I’ve ever seen him do, you can tell by his face that he’s being a little brat but jesus lmao
@09:05 Jesus Christ. Phil’s Ass. Did not expect that.
The rest of the video is spon, who cares, lmao I’m done. See you guys next year. I see them mentioning tour dates that weren’t confirmed? So are they being dodgy or is that them confirming them? Who’s even reading this part, whatever.
Bye, for like another two weeks.
Catallena wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:06 pm Watched PINOF a few hours after upload because I fell asleep, didn't want to write commentary so I didn't, at the third rewatch I wanted to write commentary anyway and that shit takes long because I'm slow so here we finally are with the opinions on PINOF9.
I loved it! PINOF in general isn't really the annual magical happening that it is hyped up to be for me anymore, but this gotta be one of the best in years. They were a bit extra at times, but it didn't feel quite as try hard as some other years to me. I was curious about how they'd handle moving around in that broom closet, turns out they just used the space of the bed more than ever which actually worked out really well.
COMMENTARY.
- Branding talk aka they're done with our shit about renaming Phil Is Not On Fire.
- "You're an aged cat, and I'm a little kit" smh these fucking furries
- "Watch me dad" I'm glad they ain't enabling any demons this year /s
- Bastards are teasing us with quiff!Phil.
- Let's make this shit about me but I've also had problems with left and right my entire life and was super upset about being dumber than a 7 year old until I was told that it was probably just my dyscalculia and that it didn't have anything to do with my intelligence. Story time over.
- If there's marshmallows in the slide instead of water, then it wouldn't be a water slide. Tsk tsk Phil. Think things through.
- I love references to fandoms I ain't interested in. Their harmonizing doesn't sound complete shit tho, I'll give them that.
- lmao yeah the person who suggsted the crab walk on the stairs thing legit tried to murder them.
- Hi! My name is [Dan] is a thing that must never die.
- Dani Snot On Fire is my fav YouTuber
- *high pitched scream* "DON'T SHOVE YOUR FINGERS ANYWHERE"
- Return of the vase. Best phandom meme of 2017.
- I guess they did tie them but it looks like shiiiit so they both lose.
- What kind of geniuses.. Getting all the #spon in as 'questions' like the sneaky capitalists they are.
- Honestly, the 'Phil you're x and Dan you're x, now do this scenario' questions tend to be the most meh parts of PINOF videos.
- The Phil selfie really wasn't that bad, he actually looks human there which is always good. Dan's wannabe model on tho
- The cheese costume making a return was predictable, but I think the people who asked wanted the pantsless version.
- Phil's natural deep voice before he jumpscares Dan tho yaaaaaaas
- Anal
- WE WERE BLESSED ONCE AGAIN WITH PHIL IN RIPPED JEANS GOD I HATE HIM FOR NOT GOING WITH THIS LOOK. We were also immediately punished and I hope Dan burns that red shirt with the stars next time Phil steals his cereal or something because holy shit that is horrible.
- Phil is pretty flexible with the leg dab isn't he? Interesting.
- K but Dan doing that Pennywise dance with Phil on the bed is disturbing on multiple levels tbqh.
- I don't think tattooing your significant other on your body ever ends well so #phandivorce is obviously coming.
- ICONIC. And Phil is.. very good at that pose I must say. Look at that arch. kuen sweetie you're a legend
*watches gif of Phil's ass while Wiggle Wiggle by Hello Venus plays in the background*