I echo alittledizzy
in that i hope they keep up the live gaming streams over the tour; though I predict wifi is going to be a big setback on that front.
Two favourite moments from yesterday, one cute, one less innocent. but both nostalgic. phil asking for a 'lullaby' (14.35
), my hearrrrt. which old school video is that throwing back to? my memory is trash. can someone recall?
and the alien anal probing (lmao) at 20.45
. I miss Super Amazing Project. dan was so determined to get his point across there, and i loved the little disclaimer after that he's not judging anyone. i mean, obviously, to anyone paying attention. but there are a lot of casual fans who tune in, if the youtube numbers compared to younow are anything to go by. so it made me smile. phil getting flustered and restarting his words was cute too. a lot has changed since SAP days.
1.15 - they're doing another live tour. dan seems eager to not get into explaining it now, phil gets in the spons and links
1.40 - phil squeaks that he did a few of the thumbnails too
2.10 - they made subscriber only emojis
4.15 - dan: don't know why i keep saying crack
4.40 - arguing, phil likes to break the rules. dan then breaks the rules and phil is concerned
5.00 - phil: where's my wasd! [dan face palms]
5.41 - phil: like a valiant gazelle, danny!
5.48 - dan: your watergirl? she's not a possession, she's her own person.
8.10 - phil: enter my female exit! [dan breaks down. phil says edit it out, dan says we can't]
9.25 - dan: phil i want to touch you, said jake. hopefully that's a slap.
9.40 - phil wants to know where his marshmallows went. dan teases and points at him when he's not looking
11.05 - phil (to dan): don't tell me what to do! i'm a strong independent watergirl.
11.23 - dan (to phil): shutup!
12.36 - phil: i can feel the veins in my head are pumping. dan: oo, pumping is not a nice word...
13.12 - dan: 'i can't blue you.'
[phil fucks up]
dan: [goes crazy] WHY WERE YOU RUSHING [pushes and pulls phil's chair with him on it, phil laughing]
14.10 - phil: alfie says go slower. alright, ALFIE, watch me go slower
14.35 - dan tries to tell phil to calm down. phil: sing me a lullaby.
dan: [sings the Jiggly Puff song, in the creepy Jiggly Puff voice. is it 2010 again?!]. Is that what you wanted?
phil: that was...weirdly good.
dan: a bit creepy? thank you.
phil: I'm slightly worried.
(this might be the cutest fkn thing they've done in years, i swear. i miss baby!dan - on camera, i don't think he's gone anywhere irl.)
15.08 - phil: i'm so nervous, my fingers are vibrating.
15.20 - phil sings You Raise Me Up
15.25 - dan: now it's just up to you.
phil: why is it always up to me at the end?
dan: i'm in front of my male exit.
phil: your male exit...
15.40 - dan: now just slide down the hole.
phil: ok, i'm down the hole, in that one, in this hole - [dan makes embarrassed cringe face, laughing] - and throuuugh the exit. [chuckles]
[dan holds up his hand in a 'stop', grinning].
17.08 - dan: down that, purple...
phil: [monotone] hole.
17.16 - phil: this is me relaxing
dan: [high pitched, agreeing] yeah yeah yeah
[praising] good thinking!
17.25 - couples gamer bantz
18.22 - dan has a delayed reaction to phil saying 'releaase', throws him a very dirty sideways glance. why?
18.30 - 19.20: pleasant teamwork bantz.
19.46 - phil: you can't do the Papyrus voice, it is sacred to me, dan.
dan: alright. [snorts[
20.45 - phil: a flaming probe, above us
[dan looks surprised]
dan: above us? why would a probe be above?
phil: just go with it -
dan: above the male exit. [closed mouth grin]
phil: [laughs] unless we do...the- this...ri- I can't speak. [laugh]
Unless we do it right this time -
dan: they'll infiltrate the purple chute. [represses a cheeky grin]
[raises his eyebrow, cocks his head] I'm not shaming anybody. [prissy mouth]
(oh, dan. it's okay, we gotchu boy. we know. *taps nose*)
21.25 - phil (to bossy dan): you don't need to tell me, Alan!
22.12 - domestic bickering
22.30 - [phil mildly annoyed] no you can't! ...alright. let's do it!
dan: ok fine, ill do it your way!
23.00 - phil: DANIEL!
23.40 - phil: i'm gonna go stand next to the girl zone. dan: the lady land.
24.40 - they want someone to lie and say their corgi is a helping dog and bring it to the tour. dan: it would help me!
25.36 - dan reads out a fan comment who's been watching for 8 years.
26.25 - dan: show me that diamondussy
phil: [sings ditty meme] ohh fireboy, he's a flaming boy. let's go...
28.00 - watergirl has to do more work in the game.
phil: she's doing all the work! fireboy needs to give me more than half of that gem.
phil: she's getting the whole gem.
dan: you could say there's no gemder equality. hah.
phil: hurr hurr
dan: [deadpan] it's true.
28.29 - phil: i'm just staring at those balls and i know we're gonna mess it up at the end.
dan; [makes a face]
29.16 - dan: [small high pitched voice] what?
29.47 - dan: right now, think about this. think about this!
phil: i am!
30.20 - phil thanks dan for doing something on offscreen in his soft, low voice
31.35 - [both sing ditty meme]
[high five]. phil tells dan off for dabbing.
32.10 - phil is so pleased with himself, he pokes his tongue out
25.10 - phil: it should be the lady-door tour.