Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

[missemma]

Dan and Phil want to join in

Phil put the wrong Stereo twitter in his tweet so he’s reposted:

[sarmstr2]

I literally hate this. LOL

[starsandshards]

i'm absolutely done

[alittledizzy]

I just have so much love in my heart for these absolute idiots.

[starsandshards]

i'm laughing so hard i accidentally closed the app and missed some of the story oh god, can't wait for timestamps!!!

[liola]

I'm actually crying help

[inanerat]

phil having a great time in the kinky Swedish room with Thor

[alittledizzy]

That was so damn wild, if I didn't have to work right now I'd be typing out their entire Madlib stories.

[rizzo]

I'm honestly reeling.

[missemma]

The madlibs saved the show. I was cackling so hard!

[glitterintheair]

That was MAJESTIC. I literally laughed out loud and had tears in my eyes during Mad Libs. Can they please do it in every show? That was Peak Entertainment.
Also, they brought that mess upon themselves by saying things like “aroused” and “dripping”, like.. what were they expecting

[alittledizzy]

That was MAJESTIC. I literally laughed out loud and had tears in my eyes during Mad Libs. Can they please do it in every show? That was Peak Entertainment.
Also, they brought that mess upon themselves by saying things like “aroused” and “dripping”, like.. what were they expecting

Exactly. I don't think they expected the audience to run quite that far with it, but they definitely set the tone there, and have no one to blame but themselves. I also hope/expect Tuesday will go back to normal types of messages, though. Let this be the amazing chaotic prank day special.

[alittledizzy]

[fruitcriminals]

On one hand, it did end quite abruptly after the descent into chaos.

On the other...didn't they tell us already that they get the text auto prediction of what the audio messages are before they choose to play them?

[so_cheesy]

My God, I hated this so much. I'm not even kidding.
I also remember something about text prediction before broadcasting the messages? I just don't understand what happened.

[fruitcriminals]

I feel rick rolled lmao. On the danger of fully outing myself I asked a girl i know on main what the deal is with stereo voice memos as she's been on a couple of stereo shows as a guest (she doesn't follow d or p so i hope i am safe). you 100% know if people are sending you fruity messages. Touche dnp touche.

[greenergrass]

that was fucking hilarious. the prank at the start already made it for me, but the mad libs chaos sent it over the top. (and yeah, they definitely knew what they were doing there)

and then I came onto idb and was even more happy to see the prank on here. you guys are awesome, it really made my day reading those posts. I haven't posted on here much in the last couple years but I do come read the discussion fairly often and just wanted to say thanks again to the mods for all they do to make this a great forum

[alittledizzy]

No timestamps yet but I couldn't resist... here are the madlib stories.

In his spare time, Dan likes playing with his [butt plug]. His hair looks like a [Phil's Tops Only Bar] covered in [sausage dogs].

A word to describe Dan's fashion sense is [dripping]. He has a massive crush on [Scarlett Johanssen].

Dan's plan is spending his weekend sitting on a [a sticky Nintendo switch]. He's also going to spend his weekend eating [a half empty bottle of tequila].

Dan is secretly a [Phil's right hand] collector. To escape from the law, he's going to get a job as a [fisherman] and if you could describe him in one word, it would be [tingly]!

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One [moist] day, Phil woke up in a bed locked inside [Sweden]. What was he doing the night before? Well, he decided to get out of bed by [swimming] [gayly] and then suddenly he noticed [an old dusty pink bra] on the floor. Phil picked it up and he had had a good cry.

But maybe he could use this to get out of the locked room. Suddenly, Phil realized that [Thor] is also in the room opposite Phil, sat on top of a [throbbing cock]. Thor says, "Wow! You're awake." and he kicks the [used condom]. "God, it was pretty crazy last night when [Captain America] decided to sleep with that [placenta shampoo] and he threw it at you. Phil feels [aroused]. He has a plan.

Phil reaches into his pocket and pulls out his master plan. He says, "Thor we are going to get out of here with [cock and ball torture]."

They open the lock and they leave and the day is saved. Phil had the best day of his life.

[elipie]

I was absolutely *wheezing* during mad libs. That was incredible

[dumbslet]

That last madlibs story sounds like it could be a great Belinda Blinked chapter.

[fruitcriminals]

That last madlibs story sounds like it could be a great Belinda Blinked chapter.

Lmao it totally could. I'd love Phil on as a guest to their podcast.

[lefthandedism]

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[alittledizzy]

phil stop desecrating your mother's decorations

[BlueSnoko]

How cringey did everyone else find the MadLibs? Because I was mortified, but I get really bad second hand embarrassment + have a unreliable grasp on other's emotions (as). Was it not as bad as I thought? Was it horrific but permissible as April Fool's madness?

Alas, I missed the ridiculous fun on here yesterday because of car trouble.

[Cafil]

How cringey did everyone else find the MadLibs? Because I was mortified, but I get really bad second hand embarrassment + have a unreliable grasp on other's emotions (as). Was it not as bad as I thought? Was it horrific but permissible as April Fool's madness?

Alas, I missed the ridiculous fun on here yesterday because of car trouble.

I personally did not find it cringey, I think it was too ridiculous for me to find it cringey it was kinda stacked one after the other so it didn't give enough time to settle as cringe, I think.