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Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:52 pm
by lefthandedism

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:43 pm
by alittledizzy
Phil ig story talking about tentacle porn? Why not, apparently this is just the 2021 mood for them.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:48 pm
by obvsly
Never thought i would say this but THANK GOODNESS stereo is an 18+ app!
I friggin' love this adult version of them lol

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:59 pm
by fruitcriminals
Was tempted to 'who's more likely to' them with - completely leak far too much information about their own new home before they even move in and jeopardise their security. Not that that would fit in the box.

Nice that Dan's finally got Phil on his story though. Cute.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:10 pm
by shan
obvsly wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:48 pm Never thought i would say this but THANK GOODNESS stereo is an 18+ app!
I friggin' love this adult version of them lol
Not wasting any time meeting that rating with 'shower toys'

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:14 pm
by fruitcriminals
I think even I'm going to need the transcript at this rate.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:17 pm
by alittledizzy
This show is so amazing. I am living for this.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:17 pm
by liola
alittledizzy wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:43 pm Phil ig story talking about tentacle porn? Why not, apparently this is just the 2021 mood for them.
Phil said Lia Rights

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:22 pm
by fruitcriminals
Ok I wish I had some wine this is frickin hilarious.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:24 pm
by starsandshards
oh my god this is the best one yet.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:29 pm
by inanerat
'Why doesn't Dan get married? because he's scared of commitment'

helLOOOO???

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:31 pm
by fruitcriminals
inanerat wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:29 pm 'Why doesn't Dan get married? because he's scared of commitment'

helLOOOO???
Honestly this is a bit like couples therapy on coke and red bull.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:47 pm
by obvsly
this is my timeline after they got asked about DanAndPhilGames (there's actually a lot more than this) :lol:

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:48 pm
by Kurapika
dan's therapist does a good job with selfknowleadge, but is awful at coming up with ways to deal with the shit that comes up. dan's got a rule of "i'm like this i'll never change" but maybe if he changed, he'd be happier.

and phil is such a wealthy kid. omg. i knew it, but i did never know as much as i known it now. he is so fucking spoiled.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:49 pm
by alittledizzy
fruitcriminals wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:31 pm
inanerat wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:29 pm 'Why doesn't Dan get married? because he's scared of commitment'

helLOOOO???
Honestly this is a bit like couples therapy on coke and red bull.
This is the most accurate take I've ever seen.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:54 pm
by rizzo
there's for sure a "you HAD to go mentioning marriage?!" spat happening right now.

i'm cackling.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:55 pm
by hello9217
Blah blah marriage commitment blah blah... the real take away from this stereo is when were dan and phil in France????? Like i love the idea of them going on these private holidays but still tell me just a bit more please.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:57 pm
by ma_rose
I agree it was the best stereo show by far but why did it seam like it was rushed at the end and phil was really quiet

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:57 pm
by Amiaw
I love these shows but I’m so genuinely worried for them (mostly dan) that they’re going to say too much and it’s happened so many times. The other shows have been fun but today legit felt like couples therapy and I don’t know what to do with all the information they gave us

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:00 pm
by rizzo
hello9217 wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:55 pm Blah blah marriage commitment blah blah... the real take away from this stereo is when were dan and phil in France????? Like i love the idea of them going on these private holidays but still tell me just a bit more please.
i have the same question!! the fact that they take little private vacation has me melting. like we know, but we didn't know. ya know? maybe they met up after dan hung out with his family in france? so many questions.
ma_rose wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:57 pm I agree it was the best stereo show by far but why did it seam like it was rushed at the end and phil was really quiet
i imagine phil was having a little marriage related panic in texts :lol:

truly, this show has become a wild ride i never want to get off.

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:07 pm
by Secretstanner
The keys in France story triggered a memory so I searched Phils Twitter and this is why it was familiar

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:08 pm
by kavat
I don't know if we've ever heard of them being in Calais but they did go to Cannes ages ago


Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:19 pm
by ukhon
Could be wrong but it’s very possible the reason they were in France (specifically Calais) is for tour related purposes, as Calais is where you get the ferry to come back to England (i.e not somewhere you would go on holiday). Parisian twink fantasies live on tho

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:35 pm
by alittledizzy

Re: Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:36 pm
by glitterintheair
Incredible how Dan is saying how these shows are real fun on IG when I’ve never (well.. *never* is an exaggeration but you get my point) felt more drained after a liveshow and it’s all his fault