Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

[Stakhanov]

-so ded. Is this phan heaven

Promise to visit me

[taetaewl]

Also, if you ever had any doubt that Phil is the baker/cook in that house, watch 12:00-12:27. Dan has no clue how to run that cook top. No wonder it took 10 million years to melt the chocolate. Phil knows his best burner. Listen to him, Dan.

THIS! such a good observation about the stove!
is this why we always here Phil in the kitchen when Dan doing his liveshows and never the other way around?... hm I guess Phil is indeed the one who does the most of the cocking at the dnp household. Hahaha Dan you shagged yourself an amazing guy who even pours you yours cereal in the morning and you won't even admit it! Such a shame!
- I'm 110% certain that Dan is lurking here, I mean why would he even touch on all those accurate reference that has been talked about here?
- And yes please, more of this new Dan that we are getting! Fucking yes please rebrand to this!
What gets me is that Phil is not even effected by all those sexual reference that Dan is making.... hmm real Dan, is that you?

I think they went with Dan's channel because.. Phil litteraly refused to post that video on his haha

[Diyes_Celine]

The "baking" video was soooo funny. Don't give Phil too much sugar. I know they are exaggerating everything especially with all the innuendo but I was not bothered by all the fan service. Extra points for Phil's crotch shot. Thanks, Dan.

Halloween cooking does match DINOF's personality. But do cooking videos really go with Dan's artistic shit for this channel? Or, Does DINOF's rebranding mean it'll be a porn channel? I am not stopping him. I'll likely subscribe if he does that.

I think Phil said he was more inclined to do a festive cooking video rather than a Halloween one. But can Dan can do anything he wants on his channel.
Hopefully, we get 2 cooking videos this year.

(Extreme Triple Chocolate Nest is still my favorite but this video is a close 2nd.)

Salty co-workers: UGH!!! They are the type of people who I hate. Pretentious artists who gets offended when people don't see their greatness. (I've worked with a lot of theater actors who believe that their art is God's gift to the world. I may or may not dropped some their stuff inside a toilet bowl.) No wonder Deppy would rather socialize with the Gleamers.

[lilMango]

"I want your ass." - Dan Howell to Phil Lester

I was so not expecting this video, and I think that was the point.
Dan was in a very... sexual mood. I'm not complaining Phil was so weirded out/surprised and that's what made it great. He kept giving Dan a look like "what the ever-loving FUCK are you saying right now??"

I'm wondering whether we'll get another baking video this Christmas, since they tried to convince everyone that it was the plan all along. Maybe not, but I can always dream.

My favorite part was when Dan was trying to make Phil lick the spoon... Phil jerked away so suddenly and something about it was so real it made me laugh so hard

Happy Halloween, everyone

edit: EEVEE THE FUCKING GLITTER LETTERS IM DYINH

[Rigby]

- I wrote notes as I was watching and I just wrote "Dan!!!" so perhaps Phil said Dan!!! in a cute way right about now

That was his reaction when Dan joked about Phil's family saying "I wish we'd never had you" at Christmas because of his shitty gift-wrapping

Loved the video, nice surprise, great great great

[bluebox-away]

Well that felt like a fever dream and I am, as the kids say, 'shook'. I don't know what to think but it was glorious and it took me almost 45 minutes to watch a 22 minute video because I paused and rewound it that much. So so many moments I can't even process it right now, but I loved it.

[koalaselfie]

My lazy timestamp:
- The whole damn video

I mean, sweet Jesus, I loved every frame of this fricking 'baking' vid (#DanandPhilBakes)
All the close-up cam stuff was amazing.
The handprint stuff legitimately made me laugh out loud after all the stuff posted before (was it on GG or here? Can't remember) And Phil plainly putting his hand on the mark to show it was his hahahha
Phil eating the white chocolate was nothing compared to what Dan must have munched on beforehand, boy was keraaazy!
Made this vid 1000* better considering I'd almost given up hope for a baking vid this spooky week.
Talk about how much my are strapped on after this!

[mysterylovescompany]

That was such a beautiful video that I can scarcely believe it's real. This is what they have reduced me to, guys. I have no words.

[dans left hand]

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So sick of Evan and some irrelevant af guy (sammy??) and the other salty af youtubers finding any reason / anything to talk about dan and phil or their fans lol

It feels like being at school with them lot.

Why do they feel the need to tweet anything about dan and phil or any irrelevant conversation?

TBH it does make me kinda mad. I hate Evan more than any of them though.

[Ablissa]

Is this what happens when a fanfic becomes canon?

I'll make a proper post in the morning because now I just gotta rewatch this vid

[bluewho]

Hi.

I just logged in to post this:

What. Was. That.

[000dia000]

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So sick of Evan and some irrelevant af guy (sammy??) and the other salty af youtubers finding any reason / anything to talk about dan and phil or their fans lol

It feels like being at school with them lot.

Why do they feel the need to tweet anything about dan and phil or any irrelevant conversation?

TBH it does make me kinda mad. I hate Evan more than any of them though.

They feel above it all . Tbh the phandom is easy pickings for them because of the phandoms "behaviour" but to show that this is how they treat them is really telling of their true personalities, I'm quite disappointed because I really like Sammy's films but I don't like Sammy and this isn't the first time he's disappointed me like this

[PhansThrowPillows]

All the motherfucking pumpkins!

[flarequake]

Now that was bonkers and very unexpected. I was all for waiting for Christmas baking, I almost didn't watch it until tomorrow to save it at least a little longer since they only bake once a year and I was so tired, but I couldn't resist. When I saw the thumbnail I couldn't believe the messy drippy things they'd made. Louise made cake pops ages ago and for some reason she thought they were a fail, I think one slipped down its stick, but they looked way better. Though she used a bought cake and rolled it into balls, but she did also have a thing with holes in to keep them upright.

Anyway, boys. Not much to add that hasn't been said really, but good grief they were all over the place. Last year they were so sparky and quickfire funny I watched that video every day for a week. Not that I won't rewatch this one, but it felt messy after last year was more polished, they shot that one really well especially panning around to show it all off at the end. Still, innuendoes abounding and Phil actually getting into trouble for eating the sweets in advance (I'm just waiting for Dan to actually smack his ass). I love that they don't organise well enough so the cobwebs are blocking the fridge, but they don't even move them, just work around it an everything's fine.

My favourite bit of these is always the decorating, Phil did well with his eyeball and vampire. I like that Dan went with Shrek, though they were all pretty drippy messes tbh. Still, taste orgasmic as usual Horn hoody is always good to see too.

[karma_yeah]

I honestly don't know where to start or what to say . . .

That was un-frikin-belivably PHANTASTIC! My favorite in as long as I can remember Don't know what "spices" they've been inhaling, but MORE PLEASE!

Flirty behavior, A+ innuendos, a little fan-servicy in spots, but I also think a lot of it is just them. I'd pay to see the unedited version

+1 for the Phil crotch shot. Could have skipped the "look guys, this is my handprint" part, but I guess I can understand.

(Although, if Dan reached around Phil's waist from behind, that very well could have been Dan's handprint. just sayin' )

Great end to week, and way more than I hoped for.

[majitzu]

If this was the t shirt, that it probably was, then ... is a deppy, sims, zelda reference?

I need DAPGO, those spoilers are kiling me. And I'm not going to wait 1 month and paid for expensive shipment like I did for tabinof last year. I want the digital interactive version they said they had do. Where can I buy it? 2/3 days left and I don't know anything about it

BAKING VIDEO, i was driving when i received the notification, and for the rest of the drive I was in trance singing Halloween baking in the "danger men at work" tone. I love the video this is one of my favourite content, and was so unexpected

[sweetmm]

Can someone explain to me the "Glen" reference please.

Phil's dad jokes are my aesthetic

[flarequake]

Can someone explain to me the "Glen" reference please.

Phil's dad jokes are my aesthetic

He's a character in the Walking Dead. When Phil drew a face on a pumpkin in his liveshow yesterday he called it Glen after him.

[Skeletorsrighthand]

Can someone explain to me the "Glen" reference please.

Phil's dad jokes are my aesthetic

basically someone who has his face bashed in the walking dead

[eevee]

"I want your ass." - Dan Howell to Phil Lester

edit: EEVEE THE FUCKING GLITTER LETTERS IM DYINH

who did it better?

- I wrote notes as I was watching and I just wrote "Dan!!!" so perhaps Phil said Dan!!! in a cute way right about now

That was his reaction when Dan joked about Phil's family saying "I wish we'd never had you" at Christmas because of his shitty gift-wrapping

yes!! That's what I meant. He seemed like he was genuinely being like "dan stop" but not really in a hurt way, just in a like "thats enough joking about that way, yes that was funny but dont go further" idk it also just seemed really REAL to me

[starwillow]

Phil is indeed the one who does the most of the cocking at the dnp household

Dan you shagged yourself an amazing guy

If these were unintentional typos, that is amazing!
(Hi, btw, I'm new and I'm trash )

[JoeAverage]

I am legit without words.

The baking video, I'm just.

This is my 100th post and it doesn't even make sense but that's okay because it happened in this glorious day.

like is this real life? did that really happen??

I'm gonna watch it 20 more times until I'm numb and I can post more calmly about it.

[kuensukki]

I NEED TIME TO RECOVER

~earlier today~

I had just finished my midterm and jumped onto my bike to go home. I almost got hit by a car because I was daydreaming about this new video (totally worth it)- I ran home and pressed play:

First thing I see is Phil's Calvin Klein underwear peaking out when he stretches his arms up (please tell me im not the only phirsty girl that saw this)

Dan's sweater is so tights and he looks so big and a little squishy and oh stop screaming Daniel I have a headache.

"everyone's favorite spice" I HATE pumpkin spice anything

PERSONA PERSONA PERSONA PERSO- oh this is actually getting better, is Phil breaking character and just giggling at his totally extra boyfriend

okay this candid giggling is impaling my soul

The whole scene where Phil is breathing through his nose and sighing and giggling then say he remembers the "Barry and Phil fic" sign me the fuck uo for that scene

"You disturb me" same Phil but we still love him

"TEACH ME DAD" ARE YOU KIDDING ME- take a pen and writes a letter of apology to all the daddy kink writers I shamed

The little tapping the spoon on forhead

THICC- and the laugh and indignant response form Phil about things he reads on twitter and doesn't understand

Character break #2 for Phil: "Shut up, stop being weird"- said by Phil in a fucking fond tone with a little disapproval in his eyes

Phils whole diatribe of sticking sticks up muscles- top!Phil once again confirmed

HAND PORN HAND PPPRN HAND PRON

Phil puns- gimme gimme gimme they are horrible and I love seeing Dan's internal pain when he hears them

"I want your ass" okay verse!deppy confirmed

crotch shots- I may have paused and took a pump of my inhaler

DanxDan moments: I knew the fics had something right when they made that- his kinky ass would totally get it on with himself- also his moaning throughout

Overall loved the video- it was everything I felt was missing in the recent videos- it's like they started off so persona but slowly kicked the script to the curb and acted themselves and it showed with the off the charts bants and chemistry. Dan was a bit too loud and extra and my ears still need time to recover but he was also in a good mood so Ill take it

[bluewho]

Winston I barely made it through the end of your timestamps, I keep having to pause to recover. But they were helpful for some things I did not notice so

I, too, am down for this 'rebrand'. Although I feel like if this is a 'rebrand' it's kind of 'old brand'. Remember Dan licking everything in the first pinof? And the moaning. Does anyone else remember the moaning in the first pinof?

Dan has tagged it on tumblr with "so much cherry everywhere sugar".

Oh my goodness.

*Waits patiently for alittledizzy's post to come and make sense of all this with the usual dose of poetry and clarity.*

[akui]

Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?

I have to say i'm confused? I don't know why they do this, i don't know what do they want and what is what anymore? Like last week there's the busgate but this week there's this?