Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass

[daphenaxa]

I wish they just took some of those incredibly nice pictures in dapgo where they both smile and are so gorgeous that I want to melt in a pile of goo so they can walk on me and I can live happily attached to the sole of their shoes and that they cropped those and took them as profile pics.

Phil's "oh it's big" and Dan's half smirk-half "is something poking my butt-hole" pic are just not to my taste. I even prefer the one with the peace sign for Dan, he looks less awks in it. props for the return of the earring tho.

[human]

@ missemma

i am 100% sure i met you at dapgoose (if you went)

Oh god. I'm so sorry. We were so drunk on life!

I'm really enjoying everyone waiting with baited breath for the emo Dan to emerge lol. I'm sure he's just enjoying sitting around the flat in the nip, sleeping all day and eating all night and having the girlfriend or boyfriend over at last... I jest.

[jesuisunèléve]

@ missemma

i am 100% sure i met you at dapgoose (if you went)

Oh god. I'm so sorry. We were so drunk on life!

I'm really enjoying everyone waiting with baited breath for the emo Dan to emerge lol. I'm sure he's just enjoying sitting around the flat in the nip, sleeping all day and eating all night and having the girlfriend or boyfriend over at last... I jest.

I bet he's giving Domino's a ton of money...lol

[Galactic-Howell]

@ missemma

i am 100% sure i met you at dapgoose (if you went)

Oh god. I'm so sorry. We were so drunk on life!

I'm really enjoying everyone waiting with baited breath for the emo Dan to emerge lol. I'm sure he's just enjoying sitting around the flat in the nip, sleeping all day and eating all night and having the girlfriend or boyfriend over at last... I jest.

I bet he's giving Domino's a ton of money...lol

Considering Dan didn't know which knob was for which spot on the stove, I think it's safe to assume Phil cooks for them more

[uglyamerican]

I did a quick survey of flights to Orlando, and most regularly scheduled non-stops depart from Gatwick vs. Heathrow (or Luton or Stansted.) If he goes directly to LA, then he would likely depart from Heathrow. Maybe we should start gambling on when Dan departs for Orlando LA.

[Catallena]

I just wish Phil would pull a nicer expression in his icon for once. Like this one doesn't have the butthole mouth, but there's still the deer in headlights eyes. I mean, that's still a great improvement but I'm not quite satisfied yet. Why do you hate your smile Philly?

Also I know Dan isn't quite as tan as he used to be but that lighting has legit pulled all the melanin out of his skin because he's just as pale as Phil. Why is their version of nice lighting just making everything as bright as possible? :')

(I agree about their lighting but just FYI Dan's icon was taken in an actual photobooth so obviously they had no control over the lighting of those particular photos)

Yeah true, but regardless of that I feel like I've been watching Dan slowly blend into the walls of their apartment for the last 4 years :') I know that he blames it on never going outside but the lighting doesn't make it any better. He's almost as pale as Phil in recent videos :')

Loving Dan's new icon (and all the rejects he tweeted that have mysteriously found their way into my phone storage... how did that happen? *cough*), kinda sad he didn't go with the peace sign (controversial opinion, I know) but he still looks
Is it just me or does he look strangely similar to how he did back in 2011/2 (I know he's the same person shh) - his icon is giving me major flashbacks to that shout magazine poster with the gross leather jacket

I actually have a gross Shout magazine poster with Dan on one side and Phil on the other so it's totally unusable smh (unless you're a real hardcore fan of only one of them I guess). It's actually a nice pic of Phil, but Dan is modelling as if Tyra herself is looking on. With it came some D&P nail stickers as well. Save to say I'm not adding those to my manicure anytime soon.

@ missemma

i am 100% sure i met you at dapgoose (if you went)

Oh god. I'm so sorry. We were so drunk on life!

I'm really enjoying everyone waiting with baited breath for the emo Dan to emerge lol. I'm sure he's just enjoying sitting around the flat in the nip, sleeping all day and eating all night and having the girlfriend or boyfriend over at last... I jest.

I bet he's giving Domino's a ton of money...lol

Considering Dan didn't know which knob was for which spot on the stove, I think it's safe to assume Phil cooks for them more

Dan literally needs Phil to taste the rice because he can't tell when it's done. He doesn't seem to be much of a kitchen princess.

[jesuisunèléve]

I did a quick survey of flights to Orlando, and most regularly scheduled non-stops depart from Gatwick vs. Heathrow (or Luton or Stansted.) If he goes directly to LA, then he would likely depart from Heathrow. Maybe we should start gambling on when Dan departs for Orlando LA.

Huh, I thought all international flights left Heathrow?

My GOD, London to LA??? UGH...flying from the West coast to the East coast non-stop is bad enough but across the ocean and then across the continent? I hope he flies in to Florida and then together they fly to LA...

[majitzu]

At least Dan is good at cooking Mexican food.


Here you got Dan coooking and Phil helping

[jesuisunèléve]

I recall someone asking the question (somewhere) if Dan was "secretly Mexican". After I laughed my ass off I wonder how on earth could someone be secretly mexican? LOL

[bluebox-away]

I recall someone asking the question (somewhere) if Dan was "secretly Mexican". After I laughed my ass off I wonder how on earth could someone be secretly mexican? LOL

I mean the 'secretly Mexican' joke was mostly because of that one time Dan got ridiculously tanned on holiday, but he actually could technically be 'secretly' Mexican because one of his grandmas was adopted and they have no idea where she's from..

Edit: as if this was my 500th post such a useful contribution to the thread

[bluebox-away]

I recall someone asking the question (somewhere) if Dan was "secretly Mexican". After I laughed my ass off I wonder how on earth could someone be secretly mexican? LOL

I mean the 'secretly Mexican' joke was mostly because of that one time Dan got ridiculously tanned on holiday, but he actually could technically be 'secretly' Mexican because one of his grandmas was adopted and they have no idea where she's from..

Edit: as if this was my 500th post such a useful contribution to the thread

Doubleposting cause it took me way too long to find this so my edit time ran out, but here's a vyou where he explains

Trigger Warning :

Problematic politically incorrect 2011 Dan

I take his saying "dark skin" to basically mean olive / tan rather than your classic pale af Brit, and reckon grandma's probably just from somewhere around the Med rather than Native American but yeah idk
I'd be very interested to know how he'd answer this type of question nowadays though

Edit: To distract from problematic 2011 Dan, observe adorable 2016 Dan

[SquishPhan]

Edit: To distract from problematic 2011 Dan, observe adorable 2016 Dan

Aaw, cute af.

[majitzu]

I love him

I can't stop laughing, Dan has set the tripod, bought some cookies and I don't know what more to take this photo isn't he the cutest?

[nephilimcat]

Edit: To distract from problematic 2011 Dan, observe adorable 2016 Dan

Aaw, cute af.

Ugh, my heart He must be very bored though

[yupitsme]

Aww
I like that he made the effort to get the cookies etc to take that photo

Edit:

Hinting at the accidental selfie with front cam being fake?

[eevee]

he put so much effort into perfectly recreating that, that fanartist must be ecstatic, congrats to the fanartist!!! It's also a very adorable pic ~

[Rigby]

[majitzu]

Aww
I like that he made the effort to get the cookies etc to take that photo

Edit:

Hinting at the accidental selfie with front cam being fake?

That's what I called reaching

Edit:

[yupitsme]

Aww
I like that he made the effort to get the cookies etc to take that photo

Edit:

Hinting at the accidental selfie with front cam being fake?

That's what I called reaching

Oh okay I just thought he mentioned this to poke fun at the Phandom as there was some discussion about the iPhone 5 (I think?) not having a front camera flash.

[Philena]

Edit: To distract from problematic 2011 Dan, observe adorable 2016 Dan

Aaw, cute af.

Aww, that made my Monday.

[alittledizzy]

Aww
I like that he made the effort to get the cookies etc to take that photo

Edit:

Hinting at the accidental selfie with front cam being fake?

That's what I called reaching

Oh okay I just thought he mentioned this to poke fun at the Phandom as there was some discussion about the iPhone 5 (I think?) not having a front camera flash.

Actually, I don't think that would be reaching, because if Dan is bored and stalking social media he definitely saw the tweets/posts accusing him of lying about taking that "accidental selfie" himself in bed.

[jesuisunèléve]

YAY we got proof of life! lol

[jesuisunèléve]

Phil's last Tweet:



And Dan's:


I can't help but wonder if this isn't a cry for help.

[Winston]

I love him

I can't stop laughing, Dan has set the tripod, bought some cookies and I don't know what more to take this photo isn't he the cutest?

He's bored af (and lonely). That's what I take from it. And yes he is the freaking cutest. Its disgusting.

[majitzu]

Aww
I like that he made the effort to get the cookies etc to take that photo

Edit:

Hinting at the accidental selfie with front cam being fake?

That's what I called reaching

Oh okay I just thought he mentioned this to poke fun at the Phandom as there was some discussion about the iPhone 5 (I think?) not having a front camera flash.

Actually, I don't think that would be reaching, because if Dan is bored and stalking social media he definitely saw the tweets/posts accusing him of lying about taking that "accidental selfie" himself in bed.

Yeah is a posibility, what I am saying is that I can't see the conection between that and this.