8:30 “I have a very cheeky idea for the next dinof video”
“I don’t know if I’m ready, it’s a big deal, and also not, and also quite funny”
“If you like laughing at my life turned into a joke, you might enjoy that one. We’ll see, maybe it’ll be the video after the next”
-searching for all the times his dinof name has made him look like an idiot (he thinks) to the point of disowning it on video? Or again, he'll do something with fire? idk
17:10 "'Hit me with your hooves', said George. George. Are you the same George from last week that complained about my wig and now you’ve gone all the way from ’take off the wig' to 'hit me with your hooves’? That’s character progression, wow, in one week. Or maybe not, I dunno.”
-That certainly is some character progression. Dan. What’ll George get up to next?? Can’t wait for the continuation of this thrilling saga.
24:20 (chat) How was your day
“It was good, I didn’t go outside, so I didn’t manage to embarrass myself”
-Everyone thinks he’s lying because of the fan photos from today, but I’m just adding this to the evidence pile that they have clones running around out there that they have no control over and will one day take over the world
27:00 (about Homeland) “Next week I’ll come back [wearing] a tinfoil beanie and we’ll spend the entire liveshow talking about conspiracy theories. Does that sound fun?”
-YES PLS
27:20 (chat) Jughead or Archie [on Riverdale]?
“Jughead. Archie’s just such a piece of bread, honestly. Betty’s a bit of a wet flannel. My favourite characters are the gay guy whose name I don’t remember- sorry, I’m a terrible person- and the girl from New York (Vanessa?)."
30:20 (chat) Dan, you look like Ethan from H3H3
“I wish I was as handsome as Ethan, are you kidding me, that sexy motherfluffer”
-This is a rare male attraction mention I’ll actually accept as a joke no offense
32:00 “Well, some people are probably aroused, like they don’t want to admit it. But there’s some people out there, probably George, who just keeps flip-flopping all over the place, I know he’s in the chat somewhere. George is aroused.”
-Yes tell me more about George, where did he grow up, what motivates him as a character person, let’s pick it up again next week, can’t wait.
35:10 “My grandma watched Lion and cried, so I need to go watch it"
35:45 (chat) I’ve got my boyfriend watching your videos ha ha
“Well. Bye.” awkward silence. “I’m probably going to ruin his life. Or make him realize that maybe he’s more functional. Who knows.”
-That felt awkward for a sec there. George wouldn’t get that kind of reaction.
39:30 “I like pineapple on pizza, but I’d never choose it. Maybe I should more.”
42:20 (chat) Come to New Zealand
“I would one day. I went to NZ when I was 9 and had one of the best times of my life.”
-Hmm if he’s already planning on it for April, he didn’t give anything away here. Maybe they are just planning another Japan trip
42:35 (chat) Fav Black Mirror episode?
"San Junipero was just so important, it was amazing"
43:20 (chat) You should do another video with Tomska
“Of course, I probably will one day.”
52:50 “I once wanted to make a video series about the 7 deadly sins, maybe I’ll do that this year. Who knows. Maybe that’s something I could do more creatively, with a bigger production budget, or maybe just on YT. Who knows.”
-hmmmmmm
53:20 “You know what I love about tumblr, it’s that a lot of people follow me and still don’t understand the concept of shitposting or whatever and they think everything I reblog is some kind of statement that I’m making. They don’t understand that tumblr is mainly about just reblogging funny nonsense that sometimes reflects your aesthetic and is sometimes just visually pleasing/shitpost/ironic signalling of your awareness of this obscure pop culture reference."
“If you think everything I reblog is some kind of statement: jesus fricking christ"
-stop reading into everything, ok noted. Keep saying things outright like this so we can read into definitive statements instead, I’m down for it.
56:40 (chat) Did you have a steamy shower this morning?
[No, he stood catatonically for half an hour because] “I think I’m probably still emotionally processing the chicken incident, or maybe reflecting back on my salad-tossing incident- wahey- tossing into the trash"
(chat) Salad tossing eh?
"Yup, I did say that. whoopsie."
57:35 (chat) Should respect be earned or given?
COUGHFELIXCOUGH
“I mean, you should be respectful to everybody all the time. It’s just nice if people are nice to everybody. I guess people, um… can earn it if they’ve done something wrong? Who knows”
-k. I officially endorse Dan never mentioning his thoughts on Felix because I don't anticipate enjoying them on any level
New problematic project that I only started halfway through this show: watching for potential dude names in the younow chat. What I saw in the last half:
Josh
Alex B
Austin O
Harrison James
(No ‘George' to be found in my travels tho. Come join the forum George, if you're out there, be my friend)