I bet they upload in one to two hours.
Edit: every time I'm on the top of the page, it's for a meaningless comment. Sigh.
Dan & Phil Part 56: Phanthony! at the Disco
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another fellow slave to ad analytics I'm glad my answer at least made sense lmaorizzo wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:29 pmAs a fellow human being working in ad analytics, I appreciate this super concise answer.liola wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:00 pmViews are what counts the most for AdSense, which is why you can only monetize your videos after you get a certain number of views (10k) and not when you reach a certain number of subscribers. That said, logically the more subscribers you have the higher your views will be, but that doesn't account for sudden viral videos people might get. However, the algorith facts both things when it estimates the income of an ad on a video, so it's not always the same. But if you look at estimates on socialblade, for example, you see that while Dan and Phil have a 2M subscribers difference, their estimated incomes are pretty much the same because they have a close number of views and engagement.
(I work in web marketing and my daily job is to analyze stats for adwords/adsense so sorry for the boring reply also i'm tired af excuse my very poor english atm)
Also....
D&P, hurry it up! Gimme those bloops!
I don't think they're going to post before 9pm their time, I have a feeling they got it scheduled. They know we're waiting. They know we'll jump at the video like starved animals. Gimme that content d&p quench my thirst
Also i'm here to say that if there's no uncensored Phil I'm gonna riot
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.
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Sorry to anyone who I accidently offended by using 'The Apprentice', I forgot not everywhere is blessed by Lord Alan Sugar .alch wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:26 amEvery time I see the phrase "the apprentice" now I wince, thanks Americaalostan wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:56 am Okay so, I have a theory.
(This is probably just wishful thinking but whatever)
I was checking The Apprentice Twitter and I notice that they are following someone a little strange, Dan. Now I'm thinking, this is a little weird, since when has Dan expressed interest in the apprentice?
But, The Apprentice has had a YouTube episode the past (2?) years, where they have invited youtubers on.
Now I'm not saying that Dan is going going on The Apprentice or that it's produced by the BBC with whom he has links with. I'm also not saying that he was invited to be on Get me out of here and is it such a stretch he'd be invited on another reality show.
(I'm also not saying that they might film in March (I don't know for certain) , no of course I'm not saying that)
So now I've got my hopes to high and am prepared to get them crushed.
But I think Dan has said that he watches the apprentice in liveshows from a few years back, and maybe also Phil. I think the Apprentice is just following them because they've mentioned it.
I thought that too at the start, but Dan is the most recent person they've followed, unless my twitter app is lying to me.
Which I don't see why they would because he made comments about it a few years ago? But i'm probably just jumping to conclusions, but I would pay to see him on the show
Also congrats on 3 mill etc. If we don't get those bloopers tonight i'm gonna sue them for false advertisement
(Also apologies if i make any formatting mistakes, idk what im doing)
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yo i am so ready for those bloopers heck yeah, i'm glad the gaming channel hit 3 million!
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He's queued it. If it loads 10 pm their time in London, 5 pm my time in EST US,fancybum wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:27 pmThis. is. beautiful. Please can any mad scientists out there currently working on their pet translators divert their energies to a D&P translator? What if we could just know when Dan saying 'ask me again in two months' really means 'we will never speak of this again lol' or when Phil saying 'haha' really means 'I will burn you to the ground then salt the earth'. What a simpler world it would be.willowgarden wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:22 amIf that happened
english subtitles: the video is edited and queued after selecting the clips for the last two weeks, and my YouTube dinosaur senses tell me that algorithmically 3 mil is guaranteed on Friday, so I've set it to publish at 10 pm while me and Dan -- Dan and I -- are at the cinema watching Wind River
"if that happened" = "..I'm watching all of you"
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Usually it's like 45 minutes to over an hour from the "video coming soon" tweet till release? Damn their slow internet!
Twice in a week I'm sat at the computer refreshing the youtube page, waiting for Phil to upload a video. These boys are killing me with anticipation lately
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.
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At some point I need to actually start cleaning the house, YouTube come onnnnn, upload faster
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I am having the same struggle. Sigh.sorryimnotclever wrote: ↑Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:40 pm At some point I need to actually start cleaning the house, YouTube come onnnnn, upload faster
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A few things:
4.30 had me DYING i replayed it and laughed out loud
- them taking eyelashes off each other was so soft wtf
- uh Phil's voice was so low help me??
- so much closeness I didn't think it was possible but they leaned even more into each other
- CAN'T BELIEVE THE FUCKING BLEEPED THE ONLY PHIL SWEAR WHY WOULD YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT
4.30 had me DYING i replayed it and laughed out loud
- them taking eyelashes off each other was so soft wtf
- uh Phil's voice was so low help me??
- so much closeness I didn't think it was possible but they leaned even more into each other
- CAN'T BELIEVE THE FUCKING BLEEPED THE ONLY PHIL SWEAR WHY WOULD YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.
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I really enjoyed that. Usually when I am so psyched up for something, it disappoints, but this didn't! I loved how the video was more behind the scenes stuff, rather than a bunch of clips of them (Dan) screaming at the camera. I actually feel so relaxed and happy after watching...as compared to how impatient and stressed I was while waiting for it to be posted. Definitely a video I will watch over and over. :love3: :love3:
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It wasn't just recent videos!! Also gosh darn that eye contact at the start
Nice video! Kinda? Unsatisfying though? Idk, it wasn't disappointing, I had some laughs, and I'll definitely rewatch it. A lot of the moments felt like cut scenes rather than bloopers though.
Nice video! Kinda? Unsatisfying though? Idk, it wasn't disappointing, I had some laughs, and I'll definitely rewatch it. A lot of the moments felt like cut scenes rather than bloopers though.
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That was a really nice 7 min vid, made me laugh a couple of times and that is all I wanted so totally worth waiting for imo.