-"Hello cyber friends"
-He doesn't look very different to me
-Hitting us with that meme
-Didn't need to be in your face thanks Dan.
-"Never say Trumpy ever again"
-Everyone subscribes to YouTubers for their freckle content
-Livestreams are a mistake because of the chat
-No probing or questioning at airport
-"Broadband is terrible but the 4G is great" Okay...
-"Toasty Dan"
-Double rhyme: "I guess that's a rhyme, yeah that's fine" (okay it's a slant rhyme)
-Went to an island in the Mediterranean (exactly the answer I expected)
-'I am Pilgrim' book recommended by his mum
-Tricked into reading 900 page book
-Delayed flight, "long boy"
-Violated on flight by guy's elbows, no concept of personal space, "honestly an icon for all of us." (Was it Phil?)
-3am cliff roads, old driver, mini bus, did pre-ritual preparing for death
-Booty like tweet "assaggetti", "worst sense of humor in the world", check it out and unsubscribe, doesn't remember the language, tapas, apologizes, "constantly problematic".
-"Got that D from the S up above" (vitamin D)
-Phil "went from glass to pale ivory, which is good", erupts in freckles whenever he goes outside, hard to tell if he tans or "if your eyes are just kinda like drawing the dots between the space all the freckles are, if you know what I'm saying." (wow)
-Someone in the chat "Nice Ursa Major on that cheek boy".
-"The Bigger Dipper of my self esteem"
-Bake Off and emails today
-Tumblr likes fan art, beautiful to celebrate the people
-"The internet is not here"
-(Had to check what his video title is)
-(I don't know why he bothers to ask if we watched)
-Why he didn't he talk about uni stories when it was happening, ashamed, processing turmoil at the time
-Rowing club guy AU... got a ripped back... (not what I was thinking)
-Laundry story: Phil was nice, Dan didn't ask, Phil assumed he dropped out or was moving in, "I had a day, I'm going to wash my socks in your machine"
-Pasta burn shaming (were you just never in the kitchen with your mum Dan?)
-Dropping laptop recently
-Never taught cooking, laundry, accounting
-"What happens when I'm 23? How do I do a tax?"
-It was ravioli (pretty sure the instructions mentioned water Dan...)
-Thick as in stupid, not thicc fat booty.
-"Look Fatima, we all have different life experiences"
-Rihanna forehead fetishist? He really loves her.
-Not up on BTS.
-Softly applied eyeshadow and fluffy hair, he's sure he'll enjoy.
-Maybe new gaming livestream tomorrow (sometime this week)
-Overcooked, kitchen fire, foreshadowing.
-Not sure if he should get into Chinese guy story, tells it anyway.
-4 am "well hydrated", needed another drink, whole chicken with neck and feet, tiniest pair of white y-fronts, hacked head off, just couldn't, usually would awaken some kink in him...
-Pool pic, shout out to friend, relaxing, absorbing sun like a lizard, basking, feel asleep, lucky it was a pool and he didn't drift out to sea, sun stroke vid reference.
-Trying to be cute, double chins (really people?!)
-Least Dan-like photo, thought it would ruin his Instagram aesthetic
-Photo taking (what the hell happened to your personal photographer?) sunset selfie, but then people came (please post, please!)
-Caramel on Bake Off was torture, like Liam and not!Val (what did he whisper about Liam? Really wanted him to be...?)
-Maybe Halloween Baking, they don't think that far ahead.
-Phil's role in video, mugging scene took nine takes, afraid to punch him.
-(grimace) "Hello Grandma, my name is Daniel, I'm a wholesome person that's a very great influence"
-Wachowski films
-Dan floating in donut plushies would be very challenging
-Dan flips a bit at the idea that's it's weird to like people who don't know who you are
-Scrolls past person who feels better when they have a dream about Dan and Phil
-Cared more about YouTube than university socializing and class, Pom Bear reference, made Tumblr account
-Season changed the moment he stepped off the plane
-"Okay Universe, I know I can be a bit of a downer, sometimes"
-Haley Barry Storm powers
-Yes the furry blanket comes out, polyester sad pimp
-Ready for everything seasonal, autumnal Yankee Candle range
-Frisbee laptop across the rom on to the bed, missed
-Candle haul, yes it is content we need right now
-Furry invasion on Splatoon, scaley, yiffing proposition, not shaming just concerned for kids
-Sonic: 2010 reminiscing, formatting of boxes
-Was stupid side kick, Phil being good, Dan trying to be helpful cheerleader, Phil being disgusting, doesn't know if Phil even knew what he was saying (of course he did)
-Trending: didn't know uni vid was trending, weird because of swearing, someone didn't watch, "don't watch my videos, just know that I'm a good person"
-"People of all genders do and don't wear makeup"
-(What is with the nose touching when confirming Spooky Week? "Next video soon, don't worry"...)
-Fans of everything are annoying, that's just what happens when people are enthusiastic.
-Dan doesn't get annoyed by different fandoms.
-Says more about the people being annoyed, part of their own insecurity about their lack of community, shared experiences, jealous or sad
-Dream Daddy, so dangerous saying Dilddy, likes Damien, probably not Dilddy's romantic soulmate.
-Dan is in like ten fandoms.
-Will Phil become a furry, what's your fursona? Is it time to go?
-Has never thought about it, promises he'll get on it soon, he knows what the internet wants from him.
-Chat full of fursona suggestions. He's going to start crying. Llama. Axalotl.
-Elf on a shelf meme, was going to post a Dan one, old meme. (Still don't need to be up in your face.)
-Really wants to go see IT, needs to see Mother.
-Shut up! American Horror Story, makes him happy. Loves Sarah Paulson (is his life), feels represented by a lesbian with anxiety. Evan Peters is great, looks gross, or great.
-(It should probably be a bear.)
-Left comb on holiday, looks like a bush.
-Another grimace at group chat names.
-"What is wrong with all of you?"
-"Don't call me Uncle Dan when we're talking about fursonas."
-"If you live in Australia vote for marriage equality, we don't need to have this conversation."
"Come on Australia, sort your shit out."
-Going to "innocently Google things that are fine".
-"Me and Phil would love to come to Russia".
Limitations of TATINOF
-Watch uni vid: "Don't take it too seriously. Remember that most of the time I'm just trying to be funny, and if you ever want like my real feelings or opinions, just think about whatever the opposite of what I'm saying is, and that's usually how to get to the sincere heart of whatever Dan's talking about."
"Don't take it too seriously. Remember that most of the time I'm just trying to be funny, and if you ever want like my real feelings or opinions, just think about whatever the opposite of what I'm saying is, and that's usually how to get to the sincere heart of whatever Dan's talking about." that waffley goodness!