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by 2old4thisshite
Sat May 28, 2016 8:43 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 13: So Bored That This Is Our Thread Name
Replies: 969
Views: 145091

Re: Dan & Phil Part 13: So Bored That This Is Our Thread Nam

I don't think he's gay baiting because I don't over analyse everything he says, every facial expression, every touch, look, dark eye circle. If I knew people were doing that to me I literally couldn't get out of bed and function. He has said that his bisexual claims were BS attention whoring. I don'...
by 2old4thisshite
Sat May 28, 2016 6:11 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 13: So Bored That This Is Our Thread Name
Replies: 969
Views: 145091

Re: Dan & Phil Part 13: So Bored That This Is Our Thread Nam

Hang on ... most who are gay or bi are identifying him as gay or bi on as little evidence as I have but you have no problem with that. I love the way you clutch your pearls whenever someone disagrees with the sexual identity that YOU'VE given him. If you want to believe he's bi because of his teenag...
by 2old4thisshite
Sat May 28, 2016 4:25 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you
Replies: 976
Views: 146941

Re: Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you

As the boring hetro-in-residence I see genuine denial of gayness in that compilation, without hidden bisexuality or 'struggling to identify my sexuality' or anything. He's STRAIGHT Itellya! He had the shizzes in 2012 because they had already denied they were together and how many times can you repea...
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 23, 2016 8:41 pm
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you
Replies: 976
Views: 146941

Re: Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you

NarrysCanary, your 'signature' is killing me. I have a life to live. I don't have a spare hour to clutch my poor heart every time you post a comment.

Not only am I a nose/lips/neck/entire body perv, I'm even a breathe and blink perv. I should be locked up.
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 23, 2016 9:35 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you
Replies: 976
Views: 146941

Re: Dan & Phil Part 12: Stalking him until he loves you

^^ 'I think my bum contracted slightly.' Seriously, even if retire to the Isle of Man to become professional hamster breeders! I hope the phandom and IDBs never leaves my life. I mean, I want to escape this addiction more than anything but you guys make my suffering bearable.
by 2old4thisshite
Sun May 22, 2016 8:26 pm
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogether
Replies: 981
Views: 147666

Re: Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogeth

spider wrote::dead:
Bye guys. It was a good life.
Thanks for the suggestion, Spider.

It's early morning and I'm a non drinker but I need a couple of settle my nerves!
by 2old4thisshite
Sun May 22, 2016 8:18 pm
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogether
Replies: 981
Views: 147666

Re: Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogeth

Is there any chance of a 'headless chicken running around screaming' emoji because that's me. I'm a phandenier and a rare Hetro!Dan but that's it I'm I'd like to pass off his recent behaviour as 'jokey' (which I could do with a guy irl) but he's too sensitive and aware to behave like that for the lo...
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 16, 2016 9:32 pm
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogether
Replies: 981
Views: 147666

Re: Dan & Phil Part 11: Kinda queer and terrible #ComeTogeth

danphil333 wrote:Image

just trying to move from this hideous rank(still love you mods but...delia smiths placenta?)
If I could be Delia Smith's Malteser Vagina my life would be complete.
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 16, 2016 11:38 am
Forum: The Amazing Tour Is Not In America
Topic: Columbus - Palace Theatre - 15th May
Replies: 9
Views: 2217

Re: Columbus - Palace Theatre - 15th May

sweetmm wrote:
daphenaxa wrote:that dad is well fit
I've been lurking; dad is a marathon runner 8-)
by 2old4thisshite
Fri May 13, 2016 8:30 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 10: Moist Sloppy Niagara Fun
Replies: 974
Views: 145053

Re: Dan & Phil Part 10: Moist Sloppy Niagara Fun

Natural dan and phil are the the most gorgeous things ever (also drake gives me life. He always looks so uncomfortable ) http://twitter.com/artkidemc/status/730897679555907584 Dan is glowing He better put on hold his succub appetite, cause its only half way through the TATINOF and Phil already shra...
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 09, 2016 5:00 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 10: Moist Sloppy Niagara Fun
Replies: 974
Views: 145053

Re: Dan & Phil Part 10: Moist Sloppy Niagara Fun

sweetmm wrote:Poor Phil got squished in the middle as Dan refused to open his door on the other side for the lady :lol:

sweetmm, is that a ring on Drake's finger? Is he wearing a wedding band?

And oh my lawd the SCREAMING.
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 09, 2016 3:26 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 10: Moist Sloppy Niagara Fun
Replies: 974
Views: 145053

Re: Dan & Phil Part 10: Moist Sloppy Niagara Fun

sweetmm wrote:At last a video of Martyn joining
Drake watchful like a wolf. He's a keeper.
by 2old4thisshite
Sat May 07, 2016 2:04 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had
Replies: 973
Views: 148442

Re: Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had

Dan made popular, Phil made special, In-Depth Bants made it farking hysterical


And, yeah, even though I LUST after Dan, Phil has hypnotised me and I'm probably going to marry him.

I think it's the flesh on flesh shoulder holding hugs that's stolen my
by 2old4thisshite
Thu May 05, 2016 1:11 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had
Replies: 973
Views: 148442

Re: Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had

Ok just ignore me while I fantasise aloud about my nonexistent M&G experience. The most important thing is to get Phil's hands on my bare shoulders so I'll have to wear some sort of bustier/corset/boobtube contraption that is age appropriate for a middle-aged nose pervert. Secondly, a cheeky, ru...
by 2old4thisshite
Tue May 03, 2016 8:12 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick
Replies: 975
Views: 157925

Re: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick

The blob fish photos are excellent work!

This is totally off topic sorry not sorry but the photos of Kanye going to the Mets
Danny Boy, mate, it's time to strangle your for that mouthbreathing fool.
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 02, 2016 12:55 pm
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick
Replies: 975
Views: 157925

Re: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick

I agree! He looks, umm, well fit I wonder how long before the phandom makes Drake famous in his own right. oh god, I'm having flashbacks to my time in the 1D fandom. their bodyguard manager was named paul and was a favorite in the fandom, so much so that a fandom developed within the fandom. I wond...
by 2old4thisshite
Mon May 02, 2016 12:42 pm
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick
Replies: 975
Views: 157925

Re: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick

Their Drake bodyguard is growing on me polyamorous ;) http://twitter.com/LauraSprinklez/status/726963248688451585 I agree! He looks, umm, well fit I wonder how long before the phandom makes Drake famous in his own right. I'm not into babying them. They're grown men travelling in luxury coaches, not...
by 2old4thisshite
Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:25 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick
Replies: 975
Views: 157925

Re: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick

Omg I rewatched sartysarty and I have actual water coming out of my eyes.

I don't know what it is that makes D&P so special. It's an elusive xfactor but I'm so fond.
by 2old4thisshite
Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:08 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick
Replies: 975
Views: 157925

Re: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick

I love seeing all these different types of people at tatinof, all ages, genders, ethnicities, (heights!!), etc. Me too. So many feels On the subject of their height: They're modelling their Japanese tops on the shop website. Model Dan is 6'2" and is wearing a large Model Phil is 6'2" and ...
by 2old4thisshite
Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:25 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick
Replies: 975
Views: 157925

Re: Dan & Phil Part 8: Clickedy-dick

Yeah I'm one of those people who's all omg afford them their privacy for gawds sake they're HUMAN BEINGS ... but, I'd give up my entire life just to watch them sleep They don't need to make videos or write books or 'create' anything, just strap a bloody go-pro on each other and LIVESTREAMYOURENTIREL...
by 2old4thisshite
Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:17 am
Forum: The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire
Topic: General #tatinof discussion
Replies: 219
Views: 67897

Re: General #tatinof discussion

Phil fell off the stage. I love him so much
by 2old4thisshite
Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:28 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 3: Abs and Angst
Replies: 975
Views: 154526

Re: Dan & Phil Part 3: Abs and Angst

Wow talk about being ????????????????????????? to death! I was joking, trashqueen. I'm well aware of the DOZENS of different and fluid sexualities that are the go. I'm going to defend Gemini, too. I've worked in hospitals for ten years. The things I've seen make me despair for teenagers. I'm not goi...
by 2old4thisshite
Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:17 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 2: lol bye gg
Replies: 975
Views: 155342

Re: Dan & Phil Part 2: lol bye gg

karma_yeah wrote:
2old4thisshite wrote:I still believe he's straight :wahh: :wahh:
May I ask why? (not judging, I'm asking in all sincerity).

If you're uncomfortable sharing it on the forum you can pm me (and I will keep it confidential)
because I want to marry him
by 2old4thisshite
Sun Apr 03, 2016 11:51 pm
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 2: lol bye gg
Replies: 975
Views: 155342

Re: Dan & Phil Part 2: lol bye gg

I still believe he's straight :wahh: :wahh:
by 2old4thisshite
Sun Apr 03, 2016 9:40 am
Forum: Daniel Howell & Phil Lester
Topic: Dan & Phil Part 2: lol bye gg
Replies: 975
Views: 155342

Re: Dan & Phil Part 2: lol bye gg

IMHO I doubt they read here but even if they do, there's much love and zero hate. At the end of the day, they probably know it's just us talking shit. Most celebrities, cult leaders or mad dictators would kill for a devoted fandom of six million people with barely any haters. Peasant Blackery would ...