Intro/First bit
-my first thought when Dan opened his mouth was that he sounded congested
-Phil was so cute when Dan yelled at him for microwaving his laptop
-Dan asked the crowd to name his llama and someone said Phil, to which he was hilariously amused
Magic show
-probably very simple tricks, but I was impressed
-Phil being silent was very entertaining
-No mistakes as far as I could see
-Dan's reactions made me laugh a lot
-He gave the long paper from Phil's mouth to a girl in the front row (after saying 'really? REALLY?')
-He also asked who wanted the bowling ball and was sassily disgusted when someone held her arms out
7SC
-to start, they got the audience to do three animal impressions each (which was funny bc of the fail factor)
-Dan made up a rap about Melbourne and actually managed to rhyme (it had something to do with the rain)
-Dan was challenged to do the sexy endscreen dance, did it successfully and then said that there was a reason he stopped doing it (bc it was extremely inappropriate and weird)
-Dan complimented Phil five times, all extremely quickly (you've got cool black hair, you're really nice and tall, etc.)
-Phil was supposed to spell Australia backwards and failed badly, prompting 'all or nothing'
-Dan (prompted by a strange card with a question mark) was meant to transform into a whale and get to the other side of the room (he spent most of the time panicking, lol)
Why I was a weird kid
-cute but not the best part of the show
-Phil told about wanting a broken arm and pretending he'd moved to Australia (lol, appropriate)
-a girl had a crush on Puss in Boots from Shrek
-one girl used to tie herself to poles (four young Phils out of five)
-another girl used to sharpen her fingers, making everyone cringe (five young Phils out of five)
Crafty corner
-Dan made a joke about his trolley having a big D on it
-an AMAZING squareflake/glitterface combo that was a pic of
- handmade plush cacti
-a boomerang with the deppy koala pics on it (Phil threw it and it hit a bit of equipment on the side of the stage)
-an amazing Dan & Shrek drawing (fun fact: I know the girl who submitted this! she is my beta for a certain phandom project and we met face to face for the first time after the show! she is the girl in the first pic that
blueapple_x posted
)
-D&P meme face masks (Phil wore the doge one and Dan wore the Pepe one)
-an unbelievably censored popup book which was a rather transparent way to end the section, but I enjoyed it nonetheless
Internet Support Group
-not very memorable as I can't recall many specific examples
-one question was from a parent who wanted to know if Dan's videos were safe for her child to watch, prompting Dan to put the glass of Ribena out of sight and do an awkward laugh
Fanfiction section
-each subsequent pick was even more heavily weighted on one side than the other in terms of cheering
-cowboys (as opposed to pirates)
-Dan: 'You don't need to add "Phil said"!'
-narrator: 'You are not the narrator'
-Dan's reaction
-camping (as opposed to in space)
-Phil drew Dan like a French girl (as opposed to them eating a delicious cake)
-Dan's attempted accent
-should Dan and Phil do the dishes or do the dishes?
-they threw paper plates into the audience, and my sister got one that landed in the aisle right next to us
Future
-probably the weakest part of the whole show imho, but it was still funny and clever
-memorable for the nostalgia factor it gave me (reminded me of TABINOF, 'we'll keep doing this until it stops being fun' and 'there were once these two guys called Dan and Phil who created this whole world'
)
-everyone went wild when they drew cat whiskers on each other
Dil
-about ten people probably crapped themselves when DIL appeared on the screens
-I loved this plot twist, very clever and ingenious
-Dil's little speech to was really sweet (I want to imagine that Dan wrote Dil's lines to Phil, and Phil wrote Dil's lines to Dan )
Song and dance
-I loved this performance so much, especially after the little hints of Phil's singing that we got earlier
-they were wearing gold jackets
-Dan's hair was curling and they both looked stunning
-if I were a crier I might have cried
-everyone screamed when they gazed into each other's eyes near the end (yeah, even I was )
-the loudest screams at all were right when said goodbye (I was almost deafened), and nobody wanted them to go
-of course the song after they left the stage was All Star (I was wondering why it wasn't in the preshow, and it playing at the end made me feel rickrolled
)