01:50 “Who’s watched the Dan and Phil Halloween baking video of 2017? Quality content, truly what the people need in this world”
2:28 “‘Cause when it goes wrong, which all Dan and Phil baking does, no matter how hard we try, it is funny”
2:07 “So many of you had been tweeting at us ‘do the baking video in this sweater’ and then it just didn’t exist, so our friend Bryony stitched two jumpers together and we just committed to it”
6:20 “If you don’t know this, on DanAndPhilGAMES, we have a Halloween tradition of playing horror games”
7:30 “and the next day, Dan vs Phil, played a good game for that, the hide and shriek one”
15:15 “You don’t need to completely roast your family [when playing Truth Bombs]. I mean, yes I know, Phil and I played it with Tomska and he’s a terrible influence”
17:28 “It’s not good baking like Bake Off but hopefully a good Dan and Phil baking video will brighten up your Halloween”
18:48 (chat) Talk about the calendar
“That’s coming out tomorrow”
“Me and Phil have been thinking there’s too much stuff on danandphilshop so just for lols we’re gonna do a massive sale while the calendar goes out tomorrow. I think everything’s just like half off, so if you want some vintage Dan and Phil merch and we’ve just yolo made it all half price tomorrow, so look forward to that, just ‘cause we want it to be new stuff that people like. Remember you don’t have to get merch, but it’s cool.”
-last call for llama hats I guess, get ‘em while they’re hot
19:24 "Phil is editing a video in which we play with all the dogs in the dog calendar, so that should be incredible.”
-i want now
20:22 (chat) Come to Russia
“I would like to go to Russia. There’s so many places that I - and/or Phil - haven’t been.”
“Been thinking about that a lot recently in the last couple months. Actually, on Facebook today I got one of those [memory things] that was Phil and I dressed as Thor and Shrek doing a show in Brighton”
“But that made me think, it’s been 2 years since we’ve seen everybody in the UK properly. How crazy is that?”
“Tatinof was a whole thing, ’cause it was us celebrating the whole history of Dan and Phil, it was defining ourselves with a piece of extravagant theatre and it turned into a movie, and it took like a year and half to do and it felt like it’s all we talked about, so.. I don’t think, you know, never tatinof again, but do we miss seeing people in real life? The fun of getting to hang out with you guys? Places we haven’t been? Perhaps.”
-ok but just make sure to do the opposite of everything Hello World did and there won’t be a problem and don’t make the prices overly vomitous kthx. What a gift Hello World is as a handy template of What Not To Do