Rize Liveshow (joint) - 2 August 2018

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:53 - Phil scolds Dan for swearing at the audience.
1:14 - They're in Kentucky and woke up in the woods.
1:27 - Phil was the first person to wake up on the bus. They had no phone signal.
1:36 - Yeti/Bigfoot/BFG, momentary tangent into Roald Dahl books.
2:19 - Phil just had a shower, they have communal showers. Dan immediately looks pained.
2:24 - "We didn't have a communal shower together. We just had individual showers."
2:43 - Phil's stupid laughter. I love it. "Jesus Christ," indeed, Dan.
2:59 - Phil had a big coffee.
3:12 - Dan was scared when he woke up in the woods.
3:33 - They ordered exciting lattes. Phil says it's the most exciting coffee menu he's ever seen, Dan is dubious.
3:45 - They got a campfire mocha, chocolate and marshmallows. Phil was afraid it would be smokey tasting.
4:18 - The colon tweet.
4:41 - Phil asks someone's mum if they want him to mow their lawn. Dan brings the communal shower back up.
5:23 - Dan brings the fortune cookie conversation from the last liveshow back up. Dan defends himself not saying vagina by pretending to defend Phil not saying vulva.
6:20 - Phil is afraid they're gonna get demonetized on Rize, but Dan is determined to complete this unfinished business. Also figures out a way to shove the word tampon in there.
6:48 - Phil's got his knees out for the lads. Dan says he's got his calf out for the bears.
7:10 - Taco salad tweet.
8:05 - Tim Hortons II: The American Sequel.
8:27 - Phil chastises Dan for name dropping a brand that isn't paying them. ("This is not a spon.")
8:45 - Fizzy milk tweet.
9:45 - Dan likes a Starbucks cold brew cappucino. Wants to know if Tim Horton's sells coffee drinks without loads of sugar.
10:11 - Still working on TBC dates.
10:33 - Phil is squirming on the worst chair ever. #spon for the next few dates.
11:58 - Weird bus phenomenon, Phil feels like he's moving when he's not on the bus.
12:30 - Phil told that to his mum and she's afraid he's broken forever.
13:00 - Car drove into the bus; the driver was trying to park and a car drive into them. Bus was fine, car was totaled, but no one was hurt.
13:50 - Phil thinks the scary part is that Dan didn't wake up. Phil almost fell out of his bunk but it only pushed Dan toward the wall.
14:10 - Coffee cup fell over in the kitchen. Police were there, loads of things were going down. Dan was sleeping. Phil: "It was a terrifying prospect."
14:35 - They'll get a real Tim Hortons in Vancouver.
14:44 - New TOP.
15:08 - Discussion about Phil undoing his top couple buttons. Dan says if he wants to be Harry Styles he needs to unbutton it all the way down.
15:50 - Dan tells him to do whatever makes him comfortable and confident.
15:55 - Phil is snacking on Milano mint chocolates and vanilla chip granola bars, after a disappointing salad. Dan doesn't think it was disappointing. Debate ensues about how to pronounce jalapeno.
16:26 - Backpack/signed pic promo.
17:00 - "Why isn't our shop in your autofill? That's what I want to know, Dan."
17:54 - Geography gaming video; they were okay but there's a lot they don't know about and they tried their best. Last gaming video wasn't in sub boxes.
18:55 - Ohio talk.
19:32 - Phil's merch; Dan mock whispers that Phil's hair caused a lot of problems. He didn't want the fringe on the labels but it'll still be on one of them. Dan: "Phil, with his little living his truth rebrand, went and ruined everything." The one label he couldn't change will officially be the last thing to ever have an emo fringe on it.
20:19 - He'll start doing a ountdown to merch on his twitter soon.
20:23 - Someone mentions the June video. "What is that, the new week in Merch? What the hell is wrong with you people?" Phil asks if Dan got people hyped for something.
20:38 - LA will be very busy. For reasons.
20:54 - They'll film more gaming videos tomorrow and they'll be uploaded whenever they're edited.
21:01 - Babuse is a whole thing. "It has a history, okay."
21:23 - Dan gave him nightmares; they were having a chat on the bus ("us and our little team") about conspiracy theories/true things that happened. He started telling them about the Dyatlov Pass (Phil says don't look it up, it's scary; Dan just says it's interesting) and it made Phil scared. Then Phil had a dream that he and Dan and Julianne Moore were hiking in the snow and then she fell down a hole and Phil was looking down an endless drop down the center of the earth through the snow and Dan was holding his legs dangling him down the hole and had his phone torch on and Dan let go of his legs.
22:45 - Dan explains that Phil's mind doesn't combine scary things with his subconscious, he just dreams about the exact same thing.
23:02 - Phil is mad at real Dan because dream Dan let go of his legs.
23:34 - They're doing the longest flight you can do; Vancouver to Melbourne, 18 and a half hours.
23:55 - Phil does the 'I spy, I spy, I spy!' thing.
24:08 - They want to see koalas.
24:18 - Dan shames Phil for having never been to New Zealand or India.
24:22 - Dan says he's been to India twice; tells us the first time was when he was 11 then for some weird strange gosh-who-knows-why reason lets the sentence drop before telling us the second time he was there. What a mystery.
24:31 - Phil is also excited to go to Manila.
24:41 - Discussion about how kangaroos can kill you.
25:27 - They talk about Goosebumps.
25:53 - Gaming tomorrow, they'll be doing Sims. Might be dressing room gaming, might be bus gaming.
27:24 - Dan thinks Phil's shirt is snazzy. Story about how Phil's shirt was covered in shampoo.
27:55 - They're each choosing a movie to watch on the bus, Dan chose Unbreakable. It was slow and cheesy. Phil wants to choose Gremlins but it's a Christmas movie. Dan loves Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed.
28:45 - People ask about the noise; Phil says Dan is shaking his flow water, Dan says he's shaking his booty and that's just the sound that it makes.