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Phil Liveshow - 11 October 2018
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"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."
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itasca00 wrote: ↑Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:26 pm That was a great liveshow! I actually laughed out loud several times! Or, more accurately, I stifled a laugh several times because I watched this at work... Here are my highlights:
- [3:53] Thanks for making Phil say this, Lexi.
P: Lexi says I’m adorable uwu. Do you say “uwu,” or is it just an emotion?- [7:11] Phil mentions some conspicuously unnamed friends:
P: This one I think smells amazing. The problem is this: Dan and...friends that we had over said the house smelled gross, so I guess I’ll just burn this one in my room.- [8:17] Interesting choice of words.
P: Uh, yeah, no one likes my candles, Kiara. I tried. I tried to be a good house owner and get some candles on the go, but it was a fail.- [10:02] Phil has a whole extended discussion on how he’s drinking more water to stay hydrated and how that means he’s having to pee more. This discussion included such memorable quotes as:
P: It’s, like, a lot of peeing! ([10:33])
...
P: Uh, Bronte drinks three liters and only pees twice a day. Twice a day?! Are you a camel?! ([11:00])
...
P: I--I’ve, like, peed at least...twelve times today. ([11:08])- [18:07] Yes, good. I hope he says things like this more.
P: Uh, so what else has been going down in Phil town?- [20:00] What the hell is Phil talking about here? The best part of this is that I can imagine exactly how Dan would respond if Phil gave him a description like this.
P: There was a guy walking around. It--It looked just like he… What was it like? It was kind of like he had a--a really thin pillow just, like, draped around his head. Um, it looked swaggy. It was red.- [20:19] Phil, Martyn, and Cornelia came up with new names and personas for themselves while they were at the art show. Phil was called Jenkins, and Martyn was called Barnaby. Phil can’t remember what Cornelia was called, but he reckons it was Lydia III or something.
- [28:48] Phil talks about playing Spider-Man while passively listening to Trench while Dan was listening to it. At one point, Phil said:
I’m really curious to know how the first part of that statement was originally going to end...P: I listened to it...over Dan’s *touches ear*--Dan was listening to it...- [30:02] Apparently, if you get 100% on the Spider-Man game, you get to play as Spider-Man (Peter Parker?) in his boxer shorts. Phil thinks that “maybe that would be fun.”
- [32:24] That’s quite the moral, Phil.
P: Moral of the story of today--the moral of today’s story--is: Don’t buy candles on the internet because...you can’t sniff them. And, even though strangers are all like, “It changed my life,” you might think it smells like toilet cleaner.
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."
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fancybum wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:41 am Dan and Misc Watch 2018
Oct 11, 2018Prompted Dan MentionUnprompted Dan MentionNeutral Dan MentionMiscellaneousPhinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ 11 times
11/32.5 mins = 0.33 per min
Chill Phil in glasses was just what I needed today, and Mario Party just makes me happy as a rule so I loved it, but UPLOAD A 2 HOUR VIDEO OF A FULL GAME YOU COWARDS
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."
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- Joined: Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:16 pm
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obsessivelymoody wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:26 am
-I have to agree with Phil about the seasons. I like how he mentioned his birthday as one of the best bits of fall/winter lmao
-I relate to Phil's extreme sense of smell lol. It's a problem.
-There's something so fucking wonderful about Phil reviewing candles. It's just nice. If he made a full on video doing a candle haul I would rewatch that so many times god.
-I'm also not going to make a tasteless joke about what Phil's 2010 flannels smell like because that's obviously not where my mind went to.
-aw Phil talking about Dan's charity merch
-*forces self not to say anything crude about the pee talk*
-I don't care for slime at all, but I am obsessed with those fucking soap videos. Phil is clearly being recommended the wrong videos.
-"dnpbiatch" lmao
-I love that Martyn and Cornelia dragged Phil to that art fair
-why did Phil just say "swaggy" god
-I'm actually dying at their art alter egos. That's so cute and funny ahh
-"I guess everyone is art" wow deep Phil
-TWD hasn't been good for like four seasons I don't understand how they're still watching it, but that's just my opinion
-I love hearing about Phil's dreams, they're always so odd
-lmao Phil listening to music at the same time Dan's having his immersive first listen to things is something I find awfully endearing
-pfftt great motivation to go 100% on the spiderman game. Phil's 2018 branding at its finest
-ending on a salty Phil note. lovely
and just a general thought about the whole thing: that was very calming for me, and idk how but this liveshow made me love the quiff more and I'm super okay with that. Also I really do love that hoodie
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."