Dan Liveshow (joint) - 25 November 2018

[lefthandedism]

[lefthandedism]

Is it even possible at this point for them to be more cute and domestic with every liveshow? Apparently so. My thoughts as it when on are below

-ohhh ordering a takeaway cute. I love hearing about their dinner plans
-I'm curious to see a more hq version of what they're wearing. Phil's shirt is certainly a Choice
-I want Indian food now
-They've been filming gaming videos
-Surgery on a grape discourse
-Phil made a pun with his shirt.
-Phil's quiff has the end of the day droop. Dan makes a viagra joke. Phil is adamant about not using viagra. Cool
-D: "Oh yeah it's Dan's liveshow: Penis" P: "Penis"
-D: "We had a haircut" P: "We had a collective haircut"
-Might be able to livestream the Q&A. Though it will be recorded instead. Everyone can enjoy
-They killed our suit dreams ): only cas snaz apparently
-Discussion about raccoons as pets. They don't even have raccoons in England I feel like domesticating one in the UK would be of moral and ethical concerns.
-They filmed two gaming videos today
-One game is unique that they haven't played before. Other is a Big Boy sims. Dramatic event apparently.
-Phil just out on Dan's fuzzy blanket?? Why is this so fucking cute??
-Merch shop spon
-Dan called the christmas card cute. That's fucking cute god
-Dan is asking for a cheque from Phil for his great spon. Put it in the joint account Phil
-Pinof 10 is confirmed in December right after they get back
-No gamingmas but plentiful December videos. We will be emotionally satisfied
-Dan and Phil still don't know how timezones work
-Phil's opinions on Dan's music listening from hearing it secondhand is the best
-Phil's video was pretty much a joint thing. I am not surprised. 2018 really is the year of the ampersand
-They watched Making A Murderer 2 together - throwback to when they watched season 1 in Phil's bed with sweet potato fries :')
-ii digital release tomorrow
-Dan saying Phil's forehead should be on imax. I love him continuing to be cute about Phil's forehead
-Article 13 discussion - Phil brings up the fact that he wanted to talk about it last time
-D, about flag restock: "I need to have a conversation with Phil's brother" Love me that 3 way business venture
-They had a prank battle game. Cuteeee. They didn't like it after they spent 2 hours ignoring each other. Fuck my heart right?
-Phil likes conflict when it's not happening to him omfg
-Dan pranked Phil with a leaf pretending it was a spider. Phil flipped the fuck out
-Phil is going to get Dan back for the leaf prank - "Honey, you got a big storm coming" meme from Phil
-lmao the doorbell rang and Phil jumped the fuck up to get the food. A whole new level of leaving bc they want food and established from the start. They know what they're doing

[sonicgreen]

Yes, this liveshow happened while I was on a 2.5 hour drive back to my house. Yes, I pulled over into a McDonald’s parking lot to watch it live and take notes. No, I’m not sorry. Here are my highlights:

• The first thing I noticed was that Dan wasn’t wearing the UGH beanie he was wearing in the Instagram story he posted earlier, and I was disappointed. It was later explained that this was because he and Phil filmed some gaming videos earlier today.
• [3:34] Dan pulls a face, and Phil imitates him. Words cannot do the comedy of this moment justice.
• [3:48] Phil complains that his quiff has gotten a bit droopy because it’s the end of the day, and Dan tells him that it’s fine. Phil isn’t convinced, and Dan says that Phil’s experiencing some performance issues. Dan makes a joke about people needing hair viagra later in life, and this spawns a whole conversation about viagra.
• [4:33] Phil says that it’s Dan’s liveshow, so Dan’s allowed to be dirty. The first dirty word Dan can think to say is “penis” Much like a recent gaming channel video, Phil doesn’t want to be left out, so he also says “penis.” Dan is amused by Phil’s antics.
• [5:50] Phil is 40% confident, and Dan is 50% confident that they will be able to stream the Q&A portion of the movie premiere. With the luck they’ve been having in Latin America, my current estimate of the chance of success of this proposition sits at 15%. Dan says that his streaming platform of choice would be Twitter. (...what?)
• [6:42] Phil says his apparel will be “cas’ snaz” not “full snaz” for the movie premiere.
• [7:44] Dan's a meanie:

  D: “I love Troye and Dan.” Get rekt, Phil.
  P: Maybe the “Phil” just been missed off.
  D: Yeah.

• [9:52] Dan and Phil say they filmed two gaming videos earlier today. One is something that they’ve never played before. They say it’s a unique concept combining two things that are classic. The other is The Sims. They say something big and dramatic happened in this episode.
• [10:03] Dan shows us that he’s wearing the new DanAndPhilGAMES pajama bottoms. They make a triumphant return with Dan stroking his knee at [10:51].
• [12:28] That is cool, Dan! Tell me more about why I shouldn't be sad about the lack of a 2019 calendar!

  D: The cool thing about this is: ‘Cause it’s not a calendar, it doesn’t have dates, so you--
  P: No.
  D: --could get it now or you could get it in January or February or March or whatever, and it would still work until you just use it for an entire year.

• [13:51] Dan and Phil confirm that there’s not going to be Gamingmas this year, but there are going to be “plentiful December videos.” Dan says there are plans and promises that we will be emotionally satisfied. I'm intrigued.
• [17:02] Dan uses an interesting voice to imitate Phil. I don’t know why he did this, but on this Sunday after Thanksgiving, I’m grateful that he did.

  D: Phil was like, “The way I name these videos in the series: I usually highlight one item”--
  P: Yeah.
  D: --and I was like, “Hair lights?”--
  P: It’s gotta be the pickle.
  D: --“Unicorn drink?” Phil was like, “I want it to be the pickle.”

• [17:13] Eusenia in the chat brings up the vase from Phil’s video, and Phil plays dumb. Dan has none of it.
• [19:35] Dan and Phil talk about tomorrow’s digital release of Interactive Introverts. Dan wants to do a viewing party after the physical release of the Interactive Introverts movie. Dan confirms that the digital release comes with the directors’ commentary. He says that the digital copy comes with the interactive simulation game, but I think he probably misspoke. He also says that there’s a deleted scene which no one has seen before, and I think he might be saying this because the deleted scene was filmed in front of an empty theatre.
• [21:26] Randomly, Dan says that something that recently piqued his interest was the line, “Rap is my fetish, like a dragon getting pregnant,” from ”A Calabasas Freestyle” by Jaden Smith. Phil asks if Dan’s sure that that’s the actual lyric, and Dan says that he’s “absolutely sure.” (The actual lyric is “Rap is just one of my fetishes, like a dragon that's pregnant.”)
• [22:04] Dan has heard the complaints about the last liveshow, and he has brought the discussion about Article 13 back for this liveshow. Nothing about this discussion stood out to me, except Dan trying to defend himself:

  P: This is what I was trying to talk about last time.
  D: It was a big topic. It was a big topic.

  And their reactions to this comment from chat at [23:13]:

  P: “You’ll have to move to a different continent,” said Isabelle.

• [24:15] Dan and Phil talk about playing the game Don’t Get Got!. Dan’s synopsis at [25:14]:

  D: So, basically, we just completely ignored each other for, like, two hours, and then we were like, “This game isn’t fun.”

• [25:35] Dan reveals that Phil “loves lookin’ at a fight,” and Phil doesn’t really protest. As part of the game, Dan pretended that a fight was happening outside. At [25:42] Dan and Phil both give incredible impressions of what Phil’s face looked like when Dan did this.
• [26:10] Dan sticks his tongue out. That’s all.
• [26:11] Dan pranked Phil by putting a leaf on his shoulder and telling him that it was a spider. Initially, Dan thought it was really funny, but now he thinks he went too far because Phil was so frightened by it.
• [28:08] Phil says that he’s going to get Dan back for the leaf prank. Phil may just be referencing this video in the quote below, but still.

  P: Well, honey, you got a big storm comin’.

• [29:13] Dan and Phil’s doorbell rings. It sounds like the ringing of a landline.