alittledizzy wrote:Dan's liveshow - 10 January 2017
2:23 - Dan says that he has "no plan whatsoever" when he does his liveshows and the first quietly knowing 'bullshit' of the year directed at Dan is uttered from my lips.
2:31 - "Intimate... oi oi." You're cute but you're dumb but you're cute.
3:07 - Predator in a stock photo Dan. Dan is clearly contemplating backup careers for when youtube tanks or #phandivorce.
4:26 - Dan has been hibernating since Christmas Day.
4:38 - Darla could be someone that touches other people's dogs without consent, and Dan does not condone that.
5:36 - "Hi, Phil." after someone says how many houseplants they've bought.
6:13 - "Me and Phil... obviously." Gas leak story.
7:07 - How are they still alive?
7:36 - Good thing they didn't blunt up.
7:35 - One year or four years? Did Phil mishear or exaggerate? Dan tries to cover.
8:20 - Shibe jumper.
8:35 - Noises in background. "There's men in our house. Professional men. Lurking in the house."
9:17 - It reminds Dan of being at university.
9:28 - Bad wifi mention. It would break if he closed the door.
10:00 - A second "oi oi." I'm offended, but also intriged.
10:15 - Phil doesn't want to just be on his laptop in case the men need him. He has been shaking awkwardly in the corner for two hours.
11:15 - "Give the people what they want."
12:00 - Dragged for not being creative, immediately stops talking about video.
13:13 - "That's my audience. And this is our relationship."
14;15 - 2016 was intense. He was sick a lot, traveled a lot.
14:31 - He ordered takeaway and watched box sets.
14:40 - Watched Planet Earth 2.
15:27 - Animals do things that humans relate to. "Because humans are animals that, at the end of the day, just want to eat, have sex, and die."
16:04 - Yuri on Ice question. Dan leans off camera, groans, dodges it, starts talking about Agin.
16:28 - Ed Sheeran talk.
18:36 - Sherlock talk.
19:28 - Dan doesn't like Mary. Lkes the actress that plays Mary, likes the character, doesn't like the idea of her.
21:22 - Respect your mum because she gave birth to you and she loves you, unless she's a dick and then make your own decisions. (Answering question about haircut.) (Peen. Lol.)
22:29 - He has not watched Skam.
22:39 - "Been watching crime dramas, that's what me and Phil have been on. Nature shows and disturbing, miserable crime dramas."
22:48 - The Missing talk.
23:29 - They put Steven Universe on hiatus to watch Agin.
23:47 - Still has not seen Fantastic Beasts.
24:00 - Has not made New Years Resolutions, but made life improvement goals.
24:30 - Phil has been trying to die as much as possible lately.
24:37 - "What did Phil get you for Christmas? Aw, some domestic Dan and Phil festive vibes."
25:02 - Sand thing. Relaxing and aesthetic. "They're great, they're so great."
25:55 - Oil themed candle. "I feel like Phil's slightly taking the piss with this one."
27:00 - "Look at that shit. Look at that shit. I'm not gonna light that." I think Dan likes the candle. Good job, Phil.
27:55 - His Christmas was good. Calming. "Went back to visit the fam. Saw the dog."
28:00 - Almost a solid two minutes of Dan waxing poetic about Colin the dog.
30:00 - tips on self love question - wish he had actually answered this
31:01 - "I hadn't tidied this bedroom-" (heh. this bedroom.)
31:59 - Awaken My Love by Childish Gambino music rec
32:41 - Dan's top five albums of the year: 1) Frank Ocean - Blonde. 2) A Moon Shaped Pool - Radiohead 3) The Life of Pablo - Kanye 4) Seat at the Table - Solange 5) Atrocity Exhibition - Danny Brown. He liked Bon Iver, Beyonce, Bottomless Pit by Death Grips.
33:46 - "We're not talking about Kanye because lots of people don't like him right now." Dan you're paining me with this refusal to unstan.
35:20 - "Me and Phil went to Manchester to hang out with some old buddies [for NYE]. We went to a guy's house who just got a dog, so I mean - what else? Forget the friends. Forget whatever. Forget whatever. They just got a new Labrador. That's me done."
35:46 - "Everybody's New Year kiss was just that dog."
35:55 - There was a tub full of beads.
36:12 - Was socializing and kind of playing board games while making his horse.
36:30 - Mentions evil piano teacher video idea.
37:10 - He does not know what the broad appeal of a video of him painting his nails would be.
37:45 - Dan promos Phil's liveshow.
37:55 - Someone in chat has a birthday coming up. "Much like Phil, inconvenient."
38:10 - Burgers or pizza? He loves pizza, man. Burgers - he's a condoment guy.
40:23 - Apple of android? What I took from this is that he gets free shit and I'm jealous.
40:39 - The only things he doesn't like are raw tomato, celery, and fishy fish.
40:44 - "Not that I'm much about the fish these days." ~controversial comment alert~
41:25 - Dan is going to experiment.
41:35 - "A cat called Bear. I love it."
41:41 - "Tell you what I watched. With Phil." With Phil, you saw? Wow, Dan. Plot twist. (Spoiler: they watched Home Alone.)
42:31 - "My family didn't really watch movies and then show them to me out of excitement, and because I was born in the 90s I didn't watch a lot of 80s movies because no one showed them to me. So, like, I only watched Back to the Future last New Years." Are they making it a yearly tradition for Phil to show Dan 80s movies?
43:10 - Dan does not want to dwell on the current political climate.
43:30 - Best Undertale song is Megalovania.
43:35 - Dan played genocide route of Undertale over Christmas. Talks about Undertale.
46:44 - Talks about his sense of humor in relation to existential tweets. Actually my favorite part of the liveshow. "If you're somebody that's making fun of your problems with depressing jokes, that's a really good thing because it shows that firstly you acknowledge issues and you're not too proud, and you're willing to talk about things which is good. And that you accept them and you don't take life too seriously and you're not judging yourself too harshly . I think people that ironically joke about things and themselves are the kind of people that are quite honest with themselves and that's a good thing."
48:25 - He couldn't watch Golden Globes live because he couldn't find a stream. Meryl Streep speech.
49:50 - "Phil's probably shaking in a corner again after all that social interaction."
50:18 - "Fav things you got for Christmas?" Talks about the making of Book of Mormon thing his family got him.
50:45 - Won't listen to Hamilton until he sees it, won't read Cursed Child until he sees it.
52:05 - He wants to go to New York in winter some time.
52:48 - He likes "Two By Two" and "I Believe" from Book of Mormon.
52:58 - Over the Christmas period he played: The Witcher 3, which he finished. Age of Empires 3, because he can't stop playing it. Mario Run, which he thinks is pretty good but didn't like it until he finished the entire game.
53:52 - Ultimate Collectors Edition of the new Final Fantasy.
54:36 - Dan loves collectibles, implying he's the one that wanted to do DAPGO because he loves collectibles.
55:29 - Dan outlining his own hipster self au.
55:37 - Dan clenches, is flattening his molars. "Hurt me, hurt me."
56:23 - Dan is not getting a mouth guard.
56:32 - Phil played Pokemon over the Christmas period.
56:55 - Updating his tumblr theme is a 2017 task.
57:06 - The last memes video has six and a half million views and suddenly I understand exactly why Dan is doing another one. You get that money, boy.
57:53 - He thinks pinof8 were best bloopers.
59:12 - Time is a construct and it's meaningless, but the new year is also a good time to stop and think about things before you get swept up in life.