Dan vs. Phil: ZELDA OLYMPICS! (22 Jan 2018)

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:02 - Starting off with sword innuendo, Dan makes his Phil Makes an Innuendo face.
:27 - They each have a Switch, they both played it after Christmas.
:37 - Phil mentioning beards twice, Dan ghosts him both time.
1:07 - Phil boop da nose (with the sticker).
1:19 - Phil calls Link Zelda, Dan rage quits their relationship.
1:47 - Dan questions Phil's character wardrobe choices. "I'm not shaming you, I'm just saying that it's not right."
2:09 - Get those thighs out for the lads.
2:28 - Dan drags Phil for his sense of orienteering.
2:44 - They admire Pondo's fashion.
3:26- Rock paper scissors to see who goes first; Dan comments on how poor Phil is in the game, Phil points out that Dan robs all the banks to get rich. (Dan: "I've got something bringing in the dough.)
3:48 - Dan says the snowy place is the only place he hasn't been. (What about the archery later? Wait nm they're probably in the same place. )
6:10 - Phil singing: "Launch that ball just like you should."
6:18 - Dan gets a strike, Phil does the cute outraged shoving thing where he can't stop grinning.
6:36 - Blizzard rod. ("That sounds sexual.")
6:58 - Phil tries to attack everything in the game.
7:13 - Subtle Phil hand gesture to let us know how he feels about us all.
7:22 - Dan appears to genuinely have no idea what games Phil has lined up.
7:36 - Dan gets to pick out sand area outfit.
7:41 - Phil talks about rubbing butter on Link's thighs, Dan also ignores that innuendo.
8:06 - Sick shield flip - game stays in thumbnail corner, editing fuck up?
8:38 - Dan commenting on Link's hourglass body.
10:18 - Dan names his seal Susan the Seal.
12:22 - Phil is the kind of game player who leans all the way back in his seat like his movement impacts the game.
12:41 - Dan brings up all or nothing. Cute Phil grins.
12:59 - Dan's huge grin at how excited Phil gets.
13:10 - Where is the archussy.
14:17 - Dan says he's glad he didn't watch Phil play this, because Phil just massacres people.
14:54 - Strange aside about yeast infections.
16:37 - Phil suggests more people should say nifty, Dan's response is "Don't... make this a thing." He's so hyperaware of fans latching onto anything and everything.
16:50 - Motion control talk.
18:16 - Dan rips the sticker. "In the interest of friendship." They tap stickers.
18:38 - Dan says the only reason he did this is so he gets a pass when he fucks up next.
18:45 - Dan says "purple rupussy" and Phil tells him stop saying that.
19:19 - Phil smiling sweet at Dan, then doing a cute squinchy face.
19:20 - They're gonna go back upstairs and sit in a cave and play this. (Phil adds a third beard comment that Dan also ignores.)