Dan and Phil fighting in their underwear! (22 September 2018)

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itasca00 wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:55 am As others have said, this video was FULL of one liners. Here are some of my faves:
  • [1:37] Phil the pun master is here, and he's exposing some of his bare chest to us all.
    P: Also, I wore this specially because it is a pug T.
  • [2:19] A window into Dan's mind:
    D: I feel like I need a gaming mode but for life.
    P: What is that?
    D: So I can just turn it on, and, then, nobody can call me or text me. And then, also, my network is boosted mentally--
    P: Yes.
    D: --for the video game, lest I’m thinking about anxious things--
    P: That would be good.
    D: --like cringe attacks from ten years ago.
  • [2:46] Are you kidding me, Phil?
    P: Is there no crotch protection?
  • [2:54] Lots of nice facial expressions from dear Daniel.
  • [3:21] Dan thinks Phil is copying him.
    D: I see what message you’re trying to send here, and I’m taking it as a compliment. *smiles at the camera*
  • [4:34] Great expression, Phil. I love it.
    P: Holy crapola!
  • [5:16] Hmmm. No comment.
    D: Now, let’s just gaily drift forward.
  • [5:36] Really, Phil?
    D: I am now sprinting naked across half the map to try to find you.
    P: Save me, Dad!
  • [6:51] Dan and Phil: One singular entity confirmed.
    D: Dan and Phil: King of all battle royales.
  • [8:02] Okay. Yes. Good.
    D: I think we’re both very kinky right now, Phil.
  • [8:32] Dan and Phil role play.
  • [12:12] Dan and Phil who? I only know the Kawaii Lads.
    D: Don’t mess with the Kawaii Lads! That’s what our clan’s gonna be called.
    P: Is that our new gang?
    D: Kute Bois. With a “K.”
    P: Kute Bois on Tour.
  • [13:51] Dan leaves Phil hanging on a high five, so Phil smacks him in the head instead.
  • [13:54] Mmhmm. Sounds about right.
    P: What are you doing?
    D: I’m just appreciating your...thighs.
    P: Stop it!
    D: That’s a very high skirt. It kind of makes me feel uncomfortable. I don’t know how I feel about this.
    P: Don’t shame me and my outfit choices.
  • [15:48] Dan and Phil both scream after winning.
  • [16:17] Phil's heading home, and a dog is on his mind.
    P: Dog that I don’t have yet.
  • [16:47] Dan and Phil on the OnePlus 6:
    D: It’s one thicc bih, pe--Actually, well, it’s very--
    P: It’s a thin bih.
    D: It’s very skinny.
  • [17:14] Something to look forward to on DanAndPhilGAMES:
    D: We’ll be, like, cosplay gamers that wear schoolgirl outfits and maid outfits while streaming--
    P: Yes.
    D: Whilst also serving the pro gameplay, which is the niche that not many other people have managed to get in.
    P: Totally.
    D: The future of DanAndPhilGAMES. There you go.
  • [17:39] Some closing words of wisdom:
    P: Don’t shoot people while wearing anime costumes.
    D: But do look good in skirts.
  • Their merch links in the video description are again both danandphilshop.com. What the heck?
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."
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