Dan and Phil Actually Go To A Party (11 October 2018)

[lefthandedism]

[lefthandedism]

What the hell is wrong with these two?! Especially Dan. There were so many one-liners and innuendos in this video, and I loved it. Here are my highlights:

• [0:44] Dan flips Phil and all of us off for a solid twenty two seconds.
• [2:03] If they filmed this, I know I'd watch... Oh, wait. They just did.

  D: Because if we can’t get invited to one, we’re gonna pay for it with an Italian plumber. *wink*
  P: Party with ourselves in our own home.

• [2:49] Dan on Monty Mole and Shy Guy:

  D: That’s what you look like before you put your glasses on in the morning, and that’s me:
  P: That’s Dan.
  D: A mask with nothing behind it.
  P: That is definitely you.
  D: A gaping black hole.

• [3:12] Dan on who he thinks he and Phil actually look like:

  D: You look the most like Waluigi if I had to say--
  P: I don’t look like Waluigi!
  D: --what does Phil look like the most here, and I look the most like Rosalina.
  P: Whatever.

• [3:22] Good to know, Dan. Good to know.

  P: Do you want it hard or very hard? *laughs*
  D: I want it very hard.
  P: No, I don’t think…
  D: With the Hammer Bro.

• [3:48] I think the joke here might actually have to do with the word "satisfying," but my mind went to...other places. Also, you hear that everyone? It's our job as subscribers to thumb up a video.

  D: “You know what’s satisfying every now and then? Giving your buddies a good thumbs-up!” Filth. Utter filth. Demonetized.
  P: *waves a thumbs up up and down* Thumb it.
  D: Stop it.
  P: Thumb it!
  D: There we go. There we go. The video’s gone.
  P: They want us to thumb up the video.
  D: They’re just actively trying to get YouTube subscribers to do their job.

• [4:13] Dan makes fun of Phil's age.

  D: It stopped asking us to, granddad.

• [4:20] Phil retaliates by calling Dan "Dad."

  P: I can’t move! I think you are in charge of all of us.
  D: Really?
  P: Lead us, Dad.
  D: Such is life.

• [4:25] It sounds like Dan knows exactly what he's talking about from personal experience.

  D: I’m just gonna pound her.
  P: Stop pounding me!
  D: Oh, my God. Wow, she’s like, “Yes, sit on my face!”
  P: Oh, my God. Stop it.
  D: That’s exactly what that posture was.

• [6:08] I think Dan is jealous.

  P: Rosalina keeps tapping my ass!
  D: Rosalina, now is--it’s not that kind of party.

• [7:43] Phil's got meat on the mind.

  P: Someone’s meat is not getting cooked.
  D: ...because, when you’re actually--look at me now! I’m doing a frickin’ great job.
  P: I’m already digging into my meat, and you’re just waiting behind.
  D: Oh, God!
  P: Got my orange juice.
  D: Oh, this is a frickin’ beef-tastrophe right here.

• [9:05] Words to live by:

  P: No, I went into the hole!
  D: Oh, my God. Phil, the hole is not the goal.

• [9:22] This sounds like something Dan should be saying.

  P: So there’s no way to win that game. There’s just death for everyone.

• [9:33] Like I said before, Phil's got meat on the mind.

  P: It was all about the meat.

• [9:57] This minigame makes them bounce around in their chairs a lot, and I liked it.
• [10:28] Thanks for sharing, Dan.

  D: So we just have to not get tackled. *looks at camera* What if I want to get tackled?

• [11:07] Dan clearly turned on Rosalina when she started tapping Phil's ass.

  D: I’m just saying: Why are these ladies with us? We just wanted to have some bro time, just the two of us.

• [12:21] Dan turns the Super Mario Party printout stuck to Phil’s forehead the right way up, and it was very cute.
• [15:29] Um, okay. What are you trying to say here, Dan?

  D: Alright, so we’re gonna go ‘cause we have some very important business to attend to, um...

• I’m feeling very trolled because, once again, Dan’s merch link has switched compared to the last video. It is again danandphilshop.com. When will this mystery be solved?

[lefthandedism]

-I like that Phil took Dan's "print out a white rectangle" seriously
-as someone who was obsessed with mario party as a kid I am so fucking here for this
-D: "that's what you look like before you put your glasses on in the morning" Oh! Boy!
-god it's true, waluigi would actively stab you lmao
-Dan wants it very hard. Noted.
-D: "she's like 'yess sit on my face'" Dan why. why
-D: "get off me rat!" you're just writing your own dialogue for me now, aren't you?
-Has Dan forgotten what a battle royale is? smh why do you think you need to play with at least 4 people
-Phil is all about the meat lmao
-"bro time" yeah we know
-that moment where Dan turned the sticker around on Phil's forehead was so sweet
-"bub" ??? okay
-P: "see I am perfect at catching popcorn in my own mouth"
D: "you are indeed"
...okay. great. my mind went to several different situations where they could gain this knowledge.
-idk about anywhere else but we did British bulldog in gym class and it was great
-I can't ever hear the word "hectares" the same after that one John Green video lol
-D: "alright so we're gonna go because we have some very important *grunt* business to attend to" Dan...why...why would you say it like that...

overall that was such a great video!! very cute, full of innuendos (but when are they not anymore lol), and definitely worth several rewatches in my books.