A Week in the Life of Dan and Phil (22 Apr 2018)

[lefthandedism]

[lefthandedism]

• 0:00 No cripplingly-fake wake-up scenes! Amazing!!
• 1:06 Phil did A LOT for me here. Holy shit he looks so good with his hair back and that little bit of stubble. Fucks me up.
• 1:56 When Dan says "I want to stop filming" his voice starts to go all casual-giggly and that... that also fucks me up. (This might just be the extent to which I'm able to comment right now.)
• 2:27 Look, the "flowers" were a joke, but Dan saying "For you, Phil." is going to keep me up at night.
• 3:22 They spend lunch time that could potentially involve the bigger team together alone watching Netflix. And that's fine. That's fine.
• 3:29 "We are trying to use less single-use plastic." That's couple shit right there. Couple shit, I tell ya!!!
• 4:26 "....you can be the one that looks like he's got some veiny-painy going on." I have no comment on this. Just thought it needed noting.
• 4:34 Dan's nips in 2018? I never thought I'd see the mole day!
• 5:08 Dan in bed (to one side).... Phil filming Dan in bed.... Phil filming Dan in bed at 1 am.... I physically am unable to compute as of yet.
• 6:17 Who knew Phil saying "cover your balls" was a thing I needed? Not I, my friends. Not I. But here we are.
• 7:50 My personal kink is Dan watching Phil play Fortnite.
• 8:32 "I can hear myself." "Finally you'll realize how annoying you are." IS THE MOST ENDEARING AND SOFT MOMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN. FUCK.
• 9:53 Dan's really pretty. Just... just wanted to remind everyone, in case you were too distracted by Phil in this video.
• 10:24 The entire haircut bit deserves it's own thread of discussion. Dan being so involved? It being in "Dan's" bedroom? I am - as the children say - shook.
• 12:02 The merch looks so fucking good?????? Holy shit??? Take ALL of my money????
• 12:36 Dan has an awkward bulge in the crotch...al region. (Honestly probably the fabric.) But I totally picked up on Phil doing his best not to pan down too much.
• 14:15 "We should spend more time out here, except you haven't put any sun cream on." Protective af boyfriend is v cute.
• 15:10 #TeamCrystal #TeamPhil
• 15:32 I don't actually care about Dan's on-brand shorts, but more the proximity of said shorts to Phil's pajama pants to the left of him. Sitting so close together. They're out to murder me, these 2.
• 16:19 Again, just a friendly reminder that Dan is BEAUTIFUL.
• 17:20 The whole sunglasses bit was so domestic. Gross. Also, I'm with Dan. Throw 'em out, Phil.

[lefthandedism]

0:01 The trunk for someone/something to pop out of. But if it’s them, who will wheel them out?
0:03 Phil plopping down next to a just casually reclining French girl Dan
0:31 Day in the life, behind the scenes, vloggy adventure, sneaky peaky, quest
0:40 First spon, enthusiastic Dan “it gonna be good and stuff”, “see us in real life before we die”
0:48 Full reclining shot. That sofa is deep. I appreciate it a bit more, even if I hate the asymmetricalness. Love the cloud pillows. Hi pastel plushies!
0:55 Bad pun and the pear in Dan’s face seems lewd, have fun with photoshop folks
1:00 Good Vibes tee vs stolen Angry emoji cushion
1:20 Phil opens his mouth to interject something, but it gets cut
1:22 Always late to their own rehearsals
1:36 Seems like famous preformers rehearse here, cool cool
1:40 “I’ve already done enough yoga with you”- Phil
1:45 Yeah I agree that is pornographic
2:00 Dan’s just striking all the reclining poses
2:22 Dan and Phil, professional role players
2:26 Beheaded roses, what a lovely romantic gesture Dan
2:40 Those aren’t hobbit doors, you’re just a giant
2:46 Close up of Dan is giving me making of TATINOF flashbacks, my heart is full
2:50 I don’t understand this simulation talk
3:15 Custard Creams and Quavers, a balanced British diet, while watching what I presume is trash
3:24 Mini marshmallow toss
3:30 Less single use plastic (I would say they make glass, but their both clumsy as heck)
3:38 Slingshot
3:45 Outfits: bold, but a bit boring imo
4:04 Knee gap cam
4:14 “You button up that shirt, sir”
4:15 Tag yourself abs, Dan is “thick chest” Phil gets “veiny painy”
4:30 “Hello nips”- Phil says as if to close old friend.
4:42 Oh my god, the windows are open in the upstairs lounge while filming towards them, it’s a miracle! RIP little plant.
4:51 Pigeon balcony has a red Japanese maple, Dan doesn’t know the correct use of bloom
5:07 I wasn’t prepared for a shirtless Dan in bed, but I’m okay. Only 1am? I’m shocked.
5:20 Themes: being introverts, the difference between our larger than life personas and the reality of who we are as real people, analyzing the relationship that we have with our audience, whether people like to identify as fans or individuals, growing up with us, the consequences of control and giving the people what they want and if it’s a a good idea or not (I’m excited about the difference between personas and self, growing up with them sounds good too even if I can’t relate, I’m terrified about the consequences. Oh and there’s pants on the floor)
5:46 Serial killer suits, Dexter
6:12 There’s the little crossbow, was waiting for that
6:16 Dan’s more concerned about his face than his balls
6:25 Dan hopes there’s WiFi in hell
6:30 Other bow with big foam ball tipped arrow
6:36 Black wig on the floor...
6:46 Sound jump scare
6:50 Idk about you but I’m pretty over this what’s under their beds thing
6:54 Dan + Shrek = Hulk? Does not compute.
7:03 Dan thinks that props are ugly and disgusting
Handcuffs, badge and baton
Black extensions... hmm faux fringe?
Make brushes would be giving some people what they want
Flower crowns and bouquets too (I feel like their going to drag us for wanting it though)
7:37 I like the juxtaposition of the bowl of Tide Pods and can of Diet Coke
7:44 Lots of photoshop opportunities, it’s fine Phil
7:50 Dan just sleepily watching Phil play Fortnight is sweet, but he’s still alert enough to get loud and excited
8:25 Dan sat at the big black piano with the guy who looks a bit like Jude Law makes me emotional
8:30 Leading into Phil recording makes me very excited
8:31 Soft teasing
8:34 Nevermind, Dan just ruined it my singing dreams. No, but this prerecording of reactions feels like an interactive video
8:50 Light denim jacket and glasses, a good look
9:20 Phil’s a fake fan/mentor
9:42 I thought Dan was going to say he would steal it somewhere else
10:15 I’m pretty sure we would all be fine if you huddled together the whole time
10:23 Phil getting his hair cut in his bestest bro’s bedroom, like you do. I’m sure it’s just because it has the best mirror.
10:41 He is shorn, thankfully it will grow
10:45 Dan just playing with Phil’s hair
11:00 Model playing and stuff
11:25 “Guide us through it Lester” (good look at the texture of their dining chairs)
12:00 Tour merch! THEY WANT, CONTROL, straight forward logo jumper, really dig the cloudy grey
12:35 Romper reveal. I looked up the postal uniforms there, they look nothing like that, UK people, did they ever wear rompers?
12:57 The pose and caption are born before he even goes outside. I like Phil’s “a sad maildan”
13:06 Aww they wore the insta outfits on the same day
13:20 Sun shaming and wasp from tweets were on this day
14:30 “Real life butterfingers”
14:45 Breakfast in the filming flat? Nah.
15:10 Phil wants glitter, Dan wants hi-gloss black
15:24 Fishnet, leg and foot content
15:30 Crotch content, I can’t see the brown spots, I do see Phil’s emoji pajamas though
15:53 Stuck in a lift nightmare
16:00 “I’m gonna eat you, don’t get this wrong, it’s not going to happen the other way around”- Dan “Oh my god”- Phil
16:05 Dan get your hand out of your trousers
16:22 Singing Chandelier and Circle of Life
16:41 Jump scare
16:57 Some love eyes Lester from here to 17:15
They somehow feel the most coupley in the car
17:20 Gotta side with Dan on the shades
17:40 Cherry blossoms don’t bloom forever Dan, you need to revisit plant biology basics
17:45 Muse poster, I missed you
17:52 Instagram spon, I am ready
18:15 Last tour spon
18:50 Take away, “living their best life” with fried food dips and Riverdale