Phil is not on fire 10 (7 December 2018)

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"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."
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LurkingTrash wrote: Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:57 am oh my god guys PINOF WAS SO GOOD
it was everything I wanted for it and I'm so happy! I tried to make timestamps and it turned into me just writing out the whole video so scrap that.

I loved every little bit of it:
the start with 'that's not how we start pinof'
the gigantic sharpies
'why not both?'
them fitting in the bathtub!!
the innuendos
the throwbacks
recreating the first selfie
phil punching dan!! (thanks phil, always wanted to see that)
the roasting was so funny!
all the touching!!!
corny ending

it was A LOT
it really feels both like a grown pinof, a celebration and filled with a lot of throwbacks and not one cringe.
they did so good, I'm so happy.
<3
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alittledizzy wrote: Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:11 am So for the over-analyzers amongst us:

1:57 - Boxing stuff seemed to be close by at hand - just like the yoga mats were in GTPWTW. I wonder if they brought them to that flat solely for the filming bits or if they actually do their exercise-y stuff there?
2:06 - I love the face Dan makes when Phil accidentally injures him.
2:42 - ... the plant is fake, right?
3:19 - Phil's tongue between his teeth thing. The cuteness evokes aggressive urges within me, I wanna punch something.
3:29 - @kuensukki's question from last year is just the gift that keeps on giving.
3:40 - Side by side comparison: Phil wins.
3:54 - I would say I called it but I don't think that's much a victory. At this point it would be more shocking if they didn't say penis at least once per video.
4:09 - Phil calling Satan daddy. Mmmmk.
4:49 - I love that the strongest insult Dan can think of for Phil is 'I would not have sex with you' - because clearly depriving Phil of his magical sex stick is just top level roasting.
5:09 - They are both so pleased with Phil's roast.
5:40 - All the dead plants are ones in the filming apartment while all the live ones are in the apartment that I think a lot of us agree is the one they live in and therefore spend all their time in.
6;04 - What is that hat? Should I recognize that?
6:17 - I might be making this filthier than they intended but Phil pretends to mishear 'dick' instead of duck then Dan makes a Face when Phil says 'the only one I have is a small rubber one in the bathroom' and I can't unthink that it was just a continuation of innuendo.
6:46 - "Anything's a pet if you try hard enough." me.
7:05 - Phil's shampoo in 'Dan's bathroom (or at least the bathroom where Dan's rubber duckie resides, and the one he posted that bath selfie in). Bonus points for the bath bombs behind them. Also - 'the things he's seen' indeed. Tell us more, Dan.
7:28 - Dan presenting with his legs in triangular shape while humming the X-Files thing. What am I supposed to take from that? The truth is up his ass?
7:35 - The Phil stan account bit, lmao. I love.
7:49 - Moon room mirror!
8:09 - Phil commenting on Dan's straight hair being like he's going back in time just makes me wonder how many mornings Phil spent watching Dan straighten his hair.
9:00 - Dan shoving Phil's head into his lap, following by sexy hand on arm action in the immediate next question. I'm a fan. I'm being serviced.
9:44 - Santa hat on the lamp, cuuute.
9:46 - I love the heavy eye contact in this moment.
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Catallena wrote: Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:01 am Don't mind me, just arriving late without Starbucks but having watched PINOF 5+ times now. It was a really good one (one of the best) although I do think that I liked 9 better. That's fine, it doesn't mean that this one wasn't brilliant and we've been spoiled this year anyway. I just felt like they were a little less in the zone than last year.

Highlights and commentary:

- Why do they have a giant cutouts of a Sharpie? Missed #spon opportunity tbh.
- Their whiskers really get worse every year :whiskers:
- The cat sounds were... something.
- Dan being the literal Pikachu meme when Phil hits him after having just tried imitating it. :o
- Ok but what the fuck is that pose at the "What does God sound like?" question??
- And then Dan died after poisoning himself by licking a plant.
- Phil sticking a somewhat phallic looking object down Dan's shirt. Content.
- Yesss Danny! Flip that bottle!! Love seeing last year's highlight make a return. :ASs:
- Dan, don't pull Phil's hair out when his hairline is trying so hard not to completely go the other way. Also the first time I watched it I heard grey hair instead of stay hair.
- Capita£ester is not here for Magical Sex Sticks. Unless he starts selling sex toys.
- Phil calling Satan 'daddy' huh? I swear I read that fanfic once.
- Dan would not bang that Voldemort. Welp, time to pack things up I guess. The antiphannies have won.
- omg Dan was so proud of Phil's cringe card roast.
- Dan, juding by the state of your channel you're pretty much already retired...
- If I were Phil I would have killed Dan right there and then for chucking my phone against the wall, but apparently that's just a thing that happens in the Lester-Howell household. :shrug:
- These men should not be allowed near a garden center.
- UwU
- Phil has a small d*ck. Dan has a really big d*ck. Quack.
- Anything Is A Pet If You Try Hard Enough. Now starting to think that that is what happened with Dan.
- It's not a PINOF without Dan putting his legs in the air.
- Ugh people who think they're better than other fans just because they've been a fan for longer are so annoying. :sideeye:
- Next year I'm gonna ask them to burn the hair straighteners forever. :onfire:
- If only Dan had been Nick's buddy in London, it could have been his slightly excessive wedding.
- Seeing them recreate that picture makes me slightly emo. They've come so far.
- Don't casually say AmazingDan like it's nothing you bastard. :x
- That was some quite unnecessary touching there Danny, but ok.
- Phil's ass is so fucking talented ugh.
- The Most Fun They've Ever Had. :happytears:

So. Is it the last one? While I wouldn't be surprised if it was, but I also feel like we can't know for sure until it'll be that time again next year. We gotta see how 2019 plays out for them on personal and professional levels, and what type of content they'll make for the rest of the year. I think I've reached a point where I wouldn't throw myself out of a window if PINOF died, but it would still be very sad to lose a nice tradition.

I hope everyone had a nice PINOF Day <3
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itasca00 wrote: Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:34 am Wow, this video was incredible! It went so many places I didn’t expect it to go, and it definitely instantly became my new favorite PINOF. I feel like it might have been more efficient for me to just write a transcript for the whole video because every moment felt like a highlight. But here’s what I managed to narrow it down to:
  • [0:31] Dan rests his forearm on Phil’s shoulder to draw some cat whiskers on his face. This PINOF is off to the right start. :love1:
  • [0:44] Phil grabs Dan’s face and puts him in a headlock to draw whiskers on his face. Dan responds:
    D: What am I doing? I am twenty seven.
  • [0:47] Phil throws the Sharpie, and it hits Dan in the face. Dan feels betrayed, and he retaliates by hitting Phil with the giant Sharpie.
  • [1:08] Dan’s ASMR accent was...something.
    D: Hello and welcome to Phil’s not on fire.
  • [1:16] Phil meows. Dan purrs. Phil hisses. Phil arches his back and Dan brings out his claws while they both hiss. At [1:37], Dan pretends to be a horrifying cat. :cat:
  • [1:19] There’s a disturbing close-up of Dan licking at the camera.
  • [1:38] Dan and Phil fight with their giant Sharpies.
    D: Pen war!
    P: Take it!
    D: Here we go.
    P: No!
    D: Take my giant pen!
  • [1:51] A question prompts Phil to demonstrate his boxing skills and knock Dan out. Phil hits Dan with the boxing glove harder than he intended. Dan feels betrayed again. Some additional lighter punches by Phil on Dan return at [2:15].
  • [2:21] Dan and Phil create a strange crotch-to-crotch position with their bodies while the next question is asked.
  • [2:40] Dan aggressively licks Phil’s plant.
  • [3:16] Phil puts his yodeling pickle down the neck hole of Dan’s shirt. Dan’s only response is:
    D: Oh, my God! I have a cold pickle on my nips.
  • [3:35] Dan attempts to flip Phil’s bottle of Ribena by twerking his butt. It’s a total fail but the sight was glorious.
  • [3:43] Dan yanks one of Phil’s hairs out by the root. He sniffs it and says he’s going to sell it on eBay.
  • [3:53] Phil’s newfound need to say penis finds its way into PINOF:
    P: Describe a penis without getting demonetized.
    D: It’s a magical sex stick.
    P: That--That--That’s not good!
    D: That is exa--
    P: It’s meant to be innocent!
  • [4:20] Dan and Phil roast each other’s Instagram photos. Dan makes fun of Phil’s pout. Phil tries to forcibly take the sunglasses away from Dan, but Dan’s not done yet. He pulls up another photo and says:
    D: You literally look like Voldemort in that photo.
    P: I don’t--I--I don’t know what--It looked good!
    D: If you were any paler you literally wouldn’t have any facial features. Overall, this is one Voldemort that I would not bang. Oh! A reference!
    P: Oooh!
    D: Ahh!
    After Phil insists he can’t do roasting, he drops this sick burn: 🔥
    P: Oh, Dan, what did you drop on the floor? Your cringe card?
  • [5:16] Dan extends his hand to shake Phil’s, and Phil grabs it and does his own version of a handshake instead.
  • [5:28] Phil’s Russian “No!” returns. Okay, maybe not. But that’s what I thought of.
  • [6:01] Phil tells us all how to pronounce “uwu” once and for all.
  • [6:04] A question prompts Dan and Phil to describe puberty in a sound. Dan’s is angsty. Phil’s is sexual. Dan says:
    D: We got up to very different things.
  • [6:14] Dan asks Phil how big his duck is. Phil says the only one he’s got is a small rubber one in the bathroom. Dan finds this disturbing. Dan says he’ll show us his duck later.
  • [6:34] Dan gets freaked out by a bug that he thinks is a daddy long-legs. He says it’s a big, long bug. It’s a long boy. It’s a boy bug. It’s a bueg.
  • [7:01] A question prompts Dan and Phil to get in the bathtub together...and they do. :shock: Dan shows us his giant duck, as promised:
    D: Look at ‘im! Oh, the things he’s seen. Quack, quack.
  • [7:28] Dan creates an Illuminati triangle with his legs. :illuminati: All I can say is that he sure knows how to entice a guy to join his cult. 👀
  • [7:47] A question prompts Dan and Phil to revert back to their old hairstyles...and Dan starts to straighten his hair. The straightening continues at [8:08], and the transformation is completed at [8:15]. I loved Dan’s hair when it was straight, but now I want it to be curly forevermore.
  • [8:11] Thankfully, fiction lives forever. 😏
    P: Dan, how do you feel about Nick Jonas being married now?
    D: Dick is over.
  • [8:23] A question prompts Dan and Phil to recreate their first ever selfie. Everything about their recreation is incredible.
  • [8:57] A question prompts Dan and Phil to scroll through the PINOF10 hashtag on Twitter and do whatever the tweet they land on says. The tweet says to kill each other. Dan puts his hands around Phil’s neck. Then, he pushes Phil’s face into his lap and pretends to smother him with a pillow. :love1:
  • [9:07] A question prompts Dan and Phil to recreate Infinity War. In response, Dan grabs at Phil’s sleeve and arm as he, Dan, slowly disappears.
  • [9:34] A question prompts Dan to play his piano while Phil accompanies him with his ass. As Dan plays a lovely tune, Phil repeatedly sits on the piano...and Dan’s hand a few times.
  • [9:52] As Dan leans in to pretend to give the audience some cat whiskers, he basically puts his head on Phil’s shoulder.
  • [9:57] Phil says that he thinks we could say that this was the most fun he’s ever had. Dan playfully elbows and hits Phil on the shoulder.
  • Phil has remembered to include all of his and Dan’s social media links in the video description! We know this video must be important because this hasn’t happened since the mukbang. Individual merch links have been removed since there is currently only one combined festive shop.
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."
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