alittledizzy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 5:21 pm
2:26 - horrible echo starts; Dan gives phans a shout out and talks about Phil pioneering platforms. Also, listening to it a second time, I'm even more convincing he's saying 'phans' and not 'fans.'
3:46 - Dan describing the sweater that he is wearing; it was a Christmas gift for Christmas and Phil says he's trying to get Dan to wear colors in 2021.
4:14 - Phil refers to Dan's hair during lockdown as 'long, flowing lockdown hair' - Dan says he couldn't get a haircut but having that much hair was 'physically upsetting' because it was touching his ears. He got a haircut when the lockdown briefly lifted.
5:01 - Dan says the phrase 'hairy muffs.' The echo was just trying to protect us, guys.
5:11 - Dan brags about how well he knows Phil because he got Phil a whole box of retro sweets.
5:45 - Dan also got Phil bath pearls, because Phil mentioned it and Dan remembered seven and a half months later.
6:17 - Martyn and Cornelia got Phil a massive thing of Percy Pigs.
6:44 - Marks and Spencer made vegan ones and Phil doesn't think they taste as good but he can make the sacrifice.
7:30 - Dan makes Phil describe his own sweater and then does a weird Gollum ASMR voice.
7:51 - Phil asks Dan what his favorite outfit in the VPMO2 video was. Dan goes on a lengthy rant talking about what Phil's style actually is and how he has one.
8:41 - Dan liked the moon one best, he liked the silhouette of the baggy purple pants. He doesn't think Phil will wear them but "it was nice to see briefly."
9:08 - Phil says for Dan to pull out his headphone and put it in again and Dan immediately starts a journey of filth with this phase. They think the echo is better; it is not.
9:45 - Dan gives his opinion on Phil's beard. He thinks if Phil had a completely different personality it would work. Phil is a fan of the beard on Dan, but Dan says maybe in ten years.
10:52 - People send in more messages about the echo. Phil's says he'll check with his friend; Dan says Phil doesn't have a friend. Dan figures out muting himself fixes the echo.
12:43 - So much filth comes out of Dan's mouth that I'm not even going to try and transcribe it.
13:25 - "This is what you do to me, Phil."
14:12 - Phil sets the topic of 2020 for a show segment.
14:41 - Dan talks about the 'vivid memory' of Phil massaging the Tesco delivery orders with sanitizing products. Dan intervened when Phil tried to wash an apple with soap.
15:19 - Dan tells a story about Phil recognizing the Tesco guy; spoiler: it was from porn.
16:39 - Phil talking about when he needed glasses.
17:20 - Dan talks about how as an introvert he felt some novelty of lockdown at first but that's gone now. He wants to go outside.
17:56 - Phil talks about being sad that he can't see his family.
18:23 - Dan mentions his plans that have gotten delayed. "It could have been worse for both of us, but it wasn't ideal." Phil starts bubbling over with excitement over the plans that Dan has had delayed.
18:49 - LEAD IN TO MOVING TALK. Dan mentions he doesn't have many clothes at the moment and says it's not just being weird and it's also the reason their furniture has been on shuffle.
19:12 - Life update. "Are you ready for this, everybody? We bought a house." It's been a project they've been working on since 2017.
20:15 - They were told they may move in during the tour but it took longer than that. "How do we feel about the fact that it's taken a while? Slightly miffed." "Slightly miffed."
20:52 - It was meant to be at the start of this year then covid. Dan was over optimistic and said he could live with two t-shirts. Phil packed everything. Phil was right.
21:10 - "We've got enough room there to work and also live." "Which is important."
21:36 - They won't be sharing a house tour because of privacy and also not wanting to look like they're celebrating materialism.
22:40 - Audio message about DND leads to them reminiscing about how they played it once and weren't invited back. Phil wanted to be a gay dragon that breathed fire out of his wings. Dan was a disowned gay elf prince from a kingdom that has one metal arm.
24:05 - The have made some good choices with design. There's a green feature wall. Also a desk. "We're not that extravagent, Phil, I don't know what to tell people." They're going to be sad to leave Steve and Scraggy.
24:45 - Phil is counting on whoever comes in next to feed the pigeons.
25:15 - Phil is the instigator of GET A DOG. Dan goes on a tangent relating their life to The Sims. "People want to see life move fast when they look up to these public figures, Phil."
25:49 - Stereo exclusive: their DSLR turns itself off every half an hour so they have to reset it.
26:24 - The war of the Siri: Phil has Australian, Dan has Irish. Dan won for the house.
26:55 - Dan talking about his anxiety around Norman that he had nightmares. They almost had the chance to get a dog because they were approached by a charity program and considered it but realized the new place wouldn't be ready in time. "We cannot move it into a two foot room covered in boxes."
28:04 - Dan and Phil London apartment; singular. They loved it until the gas leaks. Where they moved after that was "A temporary solution that never quite made sense."
29:16 - Phil hits Dan with all the questions: gaming channel, videos, projects. Dan: "What about you, bitch! Why don't you tell us what you're doing!"
29:42 - Dan has taken a break from regular youtube uploads. He talks about his journey.
30:46 - Dan is still in the pause period, but there were supposed to be 'a couple of things' then 2020 happened.
31:26 - Phil changes the topic of the show to 'what has Dan been doing.' (Emphasizes seventy three times that it's funny guesses only.)
32:05 - Dan talks about how much he values people supporting and caring about him, expressing an interest in more content from him. He knows he could post more - pause for rant on instagram.
32:43 - They talk about Dan's "sexy pose" (Phil's word) instagram photo. Phil was the photograph and lining the wine glass up with Dan's nipple was apparently a task. Dan clarifies it was 'not a sexy moment.'
33:25 - He could make an effort to post more but he has a neurotic complex about the value of everything.
34:06 - Phil describes Dan's emotional state as 'stressed, but inspired.'
34:25 - Phil has been stealing Dan's toilet paper. The other day Dan had no toilet paper; Phil says 'it was awkward.'
35:00 - They did yoga once and Phil found it quite relaxing but the instructor put on sad music at the end. Phil was doing a downward dog and fully crying into the mat.
36:03 - Gaming channel talk; the gaming channel was fun and Dan likes playing video games with Phil. They both wanted to think about other things, and haven't made some secret decision about never coming back. Dan says maybe they'll come back, maybe they'll do streaming Twitch things, maybe they'll do more things about the liveshow. They didn't know how long the pause was going to be and didn't expect that. Dan reiterates his old favorite point about how lots of people loved DAPG but didn't like games so that's a possibility. Everything is up in the air, Dan is just vibing.
37:44 - Phil points out Dan has done a lot of photoshoots lately. He signed a contract to promote it and he has to do photoshoots. Phil intros a boot story that he finds funny and Dan finds traumatic. (Phil wanted to know if Dan was going to get his ass out because he associates Attitude with that from when he was in the closet.) He did not because they're trying to class it up a bit though he did consider it because: "I want some attention. I want some horniness in the DMs."
41:02 - Phil talks about lubing up Dan's feet. Context whomst?
41:25 - They talk about the youtube billboard. Phil drops the hint that one of the things Dan is working on is youtube content; Dan isn't being vague because he wants to be, he's not allowed to talk. Phil wants to be Dan's Tom Holland and tell us.
42:15 - They talk about some of Phil's projects that have gotten rejected. He wrote fifty pages of an interactive concept and it just never came about.
43:03 - Dan fixed Phil's hair after Phil's hair cutting video. He's going to have to cut Phil's hair again since they're in tier 4 now.
43:03 - Next guess is learning to cook; Phil says Dan's not bad, he's not a disaster chef. "In the Dan and Phil house, we're very versed in the pasta section of food."
44:02 - They reminisce about having to leave the sofa behind when they move.
44:42 - Dan's working on three things. One got delayed by Covid, one is impossible until lots of people can congregate together, the third is the book.
45:13 - Phil thinks it's a good thing that Dan's been sat at the desk writing, not fully sofa creased. He talks about bringing Dan a cup of tea and Dan being in his zen writing zone. They reminisce about TABINOF and TATINOF.
46:02 - Phil lets Dan promo and spons him some. "Aw, listen to this guy, being supportive." Book promo commences. He references Harper Collins coming to him with the book concept.
48:12 - Phil was the first person to read the book. Phil says he thought his mental health was fine and then he started reading it - Dan interjects with an 'oh, HONEY' that makes me laugh every time I hear it.
50:00 - Dan says look forward to him being annoying in April and thanks everyone. He also says the book was supposed to be the last thing but now it's the first thing, thanks to 2020.
50:50 - Phil in the Blanks stereo exclusive section;
51:30 - Dan's first topic: he asks Phil if he thinks coming out has made them degenerate into filth more often. Phil says he's less likely to hold in the gay.
52:01 - Phil's first topic suggestion: hair. Dan won't die his hair, he says it would make him look like a crisis twink to go blonde. Phil wants to be a crisis twink.
52:35 - They talk about their baking videos.
53:21 - Siri interrupts them. Their Siri stopped listening to Dan and only listens to Phil now.
54:03 - Mushrooms; Phil hates them, Dan likes them. They are Phil's worst food apart from cheese. Dan has pins and needles because of how he's been sitting. Phil instructs him on how to sit to help his spine. Something about flamingos.
55:35 - They talk about tik tok. They work in longer forms of creativity.
57:10 - Phil watches Hank Green on tiktok.
57:40 - Phil starts talking about BDSM and Dan gets VERY alarmed.
58:14 - They talk about snacks. Phil reviews his box of snacks. He doesn't like popping candy because it's too much of a mouth experience. Dan says Phil doesn't like poppers and Phil does that totally caught off guard laugh.
59:00 - They talk about Harry Styles, then bands, then radio show stuff.
1:00:53 - Sparkling water. They didn't like it as kids, do now. "Bitch, I'm fancy." (Dan does that every time."
1:02:51 - Phil does his wrap up then afterward Dan does a little sincere liveshow ending esque comforting speech.
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