I'm getting a pizza ad and I'm hungry now. it's not Domino's though
0:10 this is more like the dnp we know today. they start the video with banter and googling a bandicoot
0:20 I never knew a bandicoot looked like that
0:55 "show me that bandicussy" oh no
1:03 they already completed the game. fail.
1:44 they sound different. they look different. BUT THE FRINGE IS WORSE ON PHIL! PHIL BABY I LOVE YOUR QUIFF SO MUCH! (when did I become a phillie I wonder)
2:27 "hold my hand dad"
2:38 Dan goes on a tangent about the character trying to kill them and continues narrating while Phil plays and ignores him.
3:09 Dan is stressing you out NOW Phil? just wait for overcooked lmao
3:24 They switch the controller when one of them dies and I'm soft :')
3:48 Phil insists he didn't mess up. OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T PHIL MY BABY YOU'RE PERF
4:01 cutest Phil giggle everrrrrrrrr murder me Phil
4:11 "fucking fuck on a fuck", inspirational quotes by Dan #349857297. oh and he screams again
4:35 Dan is trying to teach Phil some patience, but we all know it's not going to work.
5:07 SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
5:15 "watch out lads, Phil is back on the prowl" hahahaha
5:20~ "floppy ding dong" I feel like I've heard it loads of times before, but they still remark on it
6:05 "he just wants to be touched, and who are we to deny him"
6:17 Phil wants to name the enemy, Dan is in the middle of telling him what to do, but still humors Phil and names the enemy Herbert
6:57 they both burst into song and I want more.
7:33 it feels like there's more banting in this one OH AND MORE SCREAMING DAN WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING MY EARS HURT BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY
7:58 "I've got my period" um Dan….dsfasdsa
8:16 Phil should sue Dan for hearing damages. it must be even worse for him
8:30 ish – plenty of space, but Phil is leaning in as close as he can anyway. Compared to the previous video it's even more noticeable. Dan stop screaming while I'm typing this note goddammit
9ish – I got a one minute long skincare commercial. I hope you're enjoying that
dnp
9:48 WHATSHAPPENING WHATSHAPPENING DSFKHSDKJFHSD
10:00 Phil is picturing his mum giving birth to him as a bandicoot and I am crying. If I were Phil's mum I would disown him
10:13 "multi-track drifting". Dan looks fondly done. "Phil just picks up things that I say and then repeats them, that makes no sense"
10:40 Dan claims they never argued while playing these
10:55 they admit they stopped speaking and hated each other
11:22 one thing that is very much similar now and in 2014 – LOTS OF YOUR MUM JOKES
11:55 "language Daniel, there's babies watching this"
12:18 Philly bby why did you die
12:21 Phil swore and they edited it out. I'm not salty at all. at all. promise.
12:38 DAN PLEASE NOOOOOOOOO STOP SCREAMING
12:48 Phil is trying to get Dan to chill (it fails) by talking about nostrils and tonsils
13:21 Phil makes Dan stop talking about necrophilia and I appreciate him more than ever
14:50 I love when they're truly into the game and it makes me wish they played more games they love and play a lot because I'm happy just watching them play
15:28 strategizing together
15:50 Dan is blabbering nonsense and Phil immediately joins in. These dorks.
16:07 Dan is biting the controller, Phil gently says "come on, come on, don't bite it" and I'm melting
16:33 Phil is growling… ok……… I mean… yeah… I'm… I'm ok
16:57 Super fond look from Phil while Dan is ranting about his mum telling him to turn off a game when he gets angry
17:38 Dan is excited and I am excited and Phil is saying "you're worth this" which makes Dan giggle fondly
17:55 SCREAMING AND CRYING AND MY EARS ARE CRYING TOOO OZDFKHSD
18:17 "patreon for our euthanasia" wow Dan
18:37 cute shoulder punch thingy that we see every now and again and it always makes us melt
19:02 "No patience". I told you Dan, it's a lost cause
19:17 "FUCK! I mean… flip." I like how they censored Phil but not Dan lol
20:13 I am so into this video I actually gasped when Phil got it right
20:26 DAN IS SCREAMING AND I AM TOO AT THIS POINT
20:39 "You're taking years off my life"
20:48 "I'm a calm intelligent youtuber that makes relaxing content" lmao yes of course Dan
21:20 Dan says "touched it with the tip…" and my mind immediately goes somewhere else than the "snout" he finishes it with
21:45 "my mum has nothing to do with the filming of this video," says Dan. "plot twist, she's behind the camera. ""plot twist, our mum films… OUR MUM?" reminds me of that ls where they're asked if they're brothers lol
22:00 screamsssssssss are real
22:155 a very offhanded "fuck you" from Dan that made me snort
22:45 "just call me danny, master of life, space time and erotic massages" goes unnoticed by Phil and I am offended on Dan's behalf
23:15 lots of "fuck" that gets bleeped, unfortunately
24:17 I'M THE SAME AS THEM I'M CRYING
24:39 god I really love when they're so into a game
24:40ish sound barrier talk. Dan looks so fondly done when saying they've been over this and almost touching Phil's shoulder. Phil doesn't give a fuck, sound barrier works differently for him
25:30 honestly they should be hugging but I'm happy with a highfive
25:45 Phil has been on a journey and so have I
26:00 WE DO WANT MORE CRASH BANDICOOT DAN, WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
26:30 they definitely earned a like for this video, it was hilarious