Lockdown Lads: Dan and Phil Stereo Liveshow (Audio Only) - 23 February 2021

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I just snorted at this reading the transcript. The poor sweet summer child, I'm glad they didn't search harder to figure out what the word was and scar themselves.

Phil: There is a time, and a place for the minion yawwie.

Also - timestamps for the 2/23 show:

:11 - Phil was lowkey almost late because of a coat issue.
1:25 - Dan doesn't know if Phil's well or panicked.
2:40 - Phil is a beautiful, anxiety ridden, gay butterfly.
2:57 - Explanation of what the show is/what they're doing.
4:18 - Random sound voice message from Adam, who is not valid.
4:44 - Dan likes that he can look ugly and it doesn't matter.
5:04 - Dan says "undressed and unfiltered" and Phil clarifies they're not undressed. "We've already talked about it. The OnlyPhans is not happening."
5:26 - Phil refers to us as a hive mind. "What does the hive mind want us to call the show?"
6:02 - Living with nothing/3 weeks vs 3 months/Phil's adventure to get a coat.
7:06 - Snow penis. "As a gay." "That's homophobic, Phil."
7:58 - Ladydoor Liveshow.
8:18 - Dan says he's 'coming back on a whim.'
8:38 - Fondness for ladydoor/not a fondness for lady doors.
9:15 - Dan talks about how he's different emotionally/has different energy with Phil.
11:31 - Dan mentions vaginal energy, Phil says don't do that, they're gonna kick us off. Dan doesn't know the rules.
12:45 - They explain they're doing shows on Tue/Thur for old school vibes. Phil calls Dan "Danny laddy."
13:50 - Dan introducing the first topic of being tired of lockdown, Phil clarifying they support lockdown and vaccines.
15:28 - Dan's first one is that Phil eats more than half of the snacks.
16:22 - Phil's first one is that Dan makes him get the door even though Phil's the more socially anxious one. Leads into the home invasion story.
21:17 - Dan and Phil had a serious meeting and he left beard filters on. (Day after he recorded with PJ.)
Leads into Phil talking about how Dan's beard looked good and Dan saying he gets facial hair like the teenagers in The Simpons.
22:40 - Phil's second issue is that Dan spends half his time adventuring with people online and Phil's just sat on his own playing Apex Legends getting angry at teenagers. After playing games Phil needs to watch Real Housewives, "Get a nice parasocial relationship going on."
24:52 - Phil asks what Dan misses the most after being inside for a year. Dan misses going outside.
25:58 - Phil says that Dan keeps calling him a boomer. "Are we allowed to talk about the selfie?" and Phil responds in the most wounded voice, "No!"
28:45 - Dan tells Phil to 'release the thot.'
31:13 - Dan asks Phil if they're going to give each other haircuts again.
34:31 - Phil talks about being paranoid and tells a story about them going in a taxi and Phil panicking about Dan giving the driver a thumbs down.
38:11 - Zoom story about Phil's naked butt.
42:55 - What would Dan ban segment.
42:51 - Dan and Phil apartment spoiler. Dan likes concrete, minimal. Phil hates it because it's cold and sad.
46:46 - They ban the Tory government.