Decorating Dweebs: Dan and Phil Stereo Liveshow 04/13/21 (Audio Only) - 13 April 2021

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:20 - They discuss the Dan and Phil account branding of 'stevesbirdfood.'
1:10 - "It do be time for us to decorate." They're in the final stage of getting the new place - everything is in place, they just need to put some paint on the walls and the place is a place.
3:01 - "We went to visit our apartment yesterday. The Dan and Phil dream house that is being made. Our forever home. Which is - I dunno. Is it?"
3:40 - Phil said it's been looking pretty much the same for the last six months but suddenly it looks done.
4:37 - Phil talks about the man torso cushion and how after he clicked one boob pillow he started getting those.
8:56 - He described his decision to talk about what he's working on at the moment as him being 'slightly chaotic' and then tasks Phil with making sure he doesn't share things that he contractually can't.
10:31 - He describes himself as liking creating in long form. He doesn't do short, little things. (Like one 45 minute video, or a book.) He liked doing a two hour stage show.
11:14 - 2021 Dan energy, Basically I'm Gay on stage with a different theme, theatricality of the Dan and Phil shows. His touring agent called him to say Australia is opening up but he didn't want to leave the rest of the world out. It's "on the table."
12:34 - Another thing covid pending that popped up 'out of nowhere' - something he could make shortly after the book comes out and it is potentially a youtube thing that has to do with Pride in June.
13:11 - Dan asks what people would want him to tackle in a next big Dan thing.
13:32 - Phil mentions Dan almost showing his ass on his ig story and it scared Dan.
14:15 - Dan doesn't want to alienate the straights out there. He's been the gay guy, before that he was the depressed guy. He goes on a bit to say he values what we think.
15:21 - Phil: "I don't think you should worry about the straights because they should also embrace the gay anyway."
15:45 - Audio message: wants him to talk more about his experience with therapy and medication. Dan spons his book.
16:38 - Phil wants to see Dan in drag. Dan says it would be a disaster and waxes poetic about the talent of drag queens.
17:44 - Audio message: something about drag queens/Dan in drag. Dan says he can't be too 'leaky' because that box has been ticked with the potential youtube project.
18:23 - Audio message: deep dive on queer representation in media. He talks about how he didn't see representation growing up before youtube.
19:22 - Phil talks about representation when he was growing up and how they'd be super miserable or die. There was never just someone who was incidentally gay but everything about them wasn't their sexuality.
20:25 - Dan reserves the right to be miserable as he expresses himself.
20:40 - Audio message: ocean pollution. Dan talks about how he wanted to be a marine biologist as a child and when his grandmother bought him a keyboard he composed a song about saving the whales.
21:37 - Dan says he's going to drag Phil into this but Phil says don't drag him. Dan says he's not dragging him and talks about how he wants Phil's game show to happen and he's Phil's momager.
22:08 - Phil talks about the game show being something he needs to do and he needs more confidence. When someone says no the first time he just says okay. He says it might happen in some other form, and Dan says he wants to try again because the no was a not right now.
22:56 - "You're doing great, sweetie."
23:00 - Audio message: remake of The Great British Bake Off. They drag themselves now for their lack of baking skill but Phil says that Dan would be funny on bake off.
24:00 - Audio message: addressing being pushed to come out before you're ready.
25:12 - Phil brings up Dan's tweet about not pressuring people to go out.
25:29 - Dan and Phil tried to pitch an interactive show to Netflix. Phil says that could still be in the works; they were gonna have a meeting that fell through because of covid. That's one of the things Dan was in LA for. Dan says it's not that interesting because 99% of things don't come out.
26:40 - Dan says put some respect on Phil's name as an og user of interactive annotations.
27:20 - Audio message: something in fashion. Dan talks a bit about how he needs to work on his confidence with fashion.
29:25 - Dan wants to see Phil in fashion, and also wants to try and 'scam a piano' because he saw how much grand pianos are. He has a vague fantasy of partnering with some music company.
30:27 - They talk about the piano song at the end of Interactive Introverts and how before that he hadn't touched a piano for years and then Phil said Dan should play the piano for the show.
33:00 - Phil introduces the advice section.
33:40 - Phil asks Dan for bad advice about what to do with his hair since it's getting long.
34:54 - Audio message: crying on cue.
37:10 - Audio message: how to find a boyfriend if you don't go outside and hate online dating.
38:45 - Dan talks about posting thirst traps as a way to get a boyfriend.
39:05 - Audio message: how to kick a coke zero addiction.
40:36 - Audio message: someone whose friend has an obsession with plants
41:52 - Audio message: what is the correct way to measure a penis.
42:30 - Dan introduces final segment by asking people to send in what they think Dan and Phil put into the new house.
43:00 - Phil starts off by saying he wants an indoor room covered with trampoline material on the floors and ceiling so you can't get hurt. Dan opines his dislike of indoor slides.
44:13 - Audio message: a giant microwave. They talk about how they still have some tour stuff in storage.
44:57 - Audio message: absolutely massive greenhouse for all of Phil's plants.
45:38 - Audio message: Popcorn ceilings. (Dan and Phil do not seem to know what popcorn ceiling things are. Is this a cultural difference?) They discuss getting a popcorn machine in the nerdy tv room.
47:06 - Audio message: movie theater roomy enough for them and the two other friends they have.
47:50 - They talk about playing Mario Kart online the other day.
48:14 - Audio message: a bath you can lay down in because you're so tall. Phil says they do have a longer than normal bath but you can't get one a 6'3" can lay down in.
49:08 - They intro the segment where they gently break it to us that it's time for the shows to end because they're going to start moving stuff in next week. Dan explains not wanting to be moving while he's doing book stuff so they need to start moving in right away. One last show on Thursday.
51:59 - They thank people for subscribing and intro the shoutout section.
55:20 - Dan gets a tiny bit emotional about this being the first thing they've gotten for themselves.
55:44 - OBVSLY GETS A SHOUTOUT and I get all emotional. ;_;