"Everyone's talking about dicks." They were... well no they weren't. [laughs] There were a few people. So funny like, when I posted the video, y'know the video is about me... feeling unhappy and trying to find meaning and discussing the concept of authenticity. But the first load of comments was like "that was fun, thanks, liked the video!". Then on Facebook people were like "this was like really deep, and I like Dan, this is quite intense and emotional but that was cool".
But like half an hour later, I don't know where these people came from or who they are, but suddenly everyone was like "DID I DETECT A PENIS?" and I was like "what is going on". And then I realized it was the last line where I said "I put something in my mouth". And this is funny, cuz it's just been entertaining for me to read people arguing about it or not, because I said that, you know, in reference to what makes me happy, which I said was food, sex and laughter, I just referenced that at the end and-and then I said "something".
Which was less about making a big statement at the end of the video, because that wasn't the point of the video. The point of the video was me talking about happiness and how to find it. But um, you know, some people were like "I don't care about anything but the last 4 words". And... it's funny, because I found this video, I actually changed it. Cuz originally, I said "ass" instead of "something".
[plays the video that says "ass in my mouth" instead of "something"]
Yikes! And I was like, okay. And I just, that'd be really funny, cuz like I said, this isn't the subject of the video, it's just me referencing what I said earlier. And I thought ass is funny, cuz eating ass is a meme. And it's nice and non-exclusive. I don't want to exclude anybody, y'know what I mean, everyone has one. Um... and then I listened to "something" half an hour after I made the video, and I was like "oh my god something, it literally only sounds like penis".
And the thing is there's nothing wrong with that, there's nothing wrong with penises and anyone putting them in and out of their mouth. And it's funny because I was trying to not be crude, by changing it, and then it was even more crude. And anyway that's-that's just a... It's quite funny that in the video discussing unhappiness and debating the authenticity of existence, a lot people were like "hmm, penis!" Which was... which was fun.
So... [laughs] I enjoy that. But no, I know that lots of people were like "[whiny voice] no, Dan was making a serious video!" And it's fine, not everybody was obsessed with penises, a lot of people liked the video, and that's fine. It's... people are allowed to have their own enjoyments of things. If some people want to talk about the intense stuff, and some people just want to talk about the funny stuff, and some other people just want to talk about penises, I'm literally not shaming anybody. Y'know what I mean. It's-it's I accept it. I wouldn't have made the joke.