Dan & Phil Part 73: my furry bf

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am I going insane - I swear to god that Dan looks like he's wearing gold eyeshadow. I keep thinking this, and I cant tell if its just the colour of his lids.

I really liked the video - nothing special but I'm enjoying watching them more than I am watching anything else - I think because they keep breaking the 4th wall and I find it really funny.

I'm confused by them flying overnight to America. Both times I've been to America we had morning flights from Manchester? And flew home from America to England overnight. It made adjusting to the timezone easier because I cannot for the life of me sleep on planes, to the point where next time I go long haul I'm definitely taking sleeping tablets. I just find it odd, I wasn't even aware you COULD take overnight flights to the US, because when I worked in an airport all the American flights were in the morning, and all the Pakistan, Dubai, India flights etc were in the evening/afternoon.

And please send help, i've become addicted to Fortnite - the highest i've finished is 4th. I dont think i'll rest until I finish 1st.
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Blurry though it may be, that is such a cute photo!!! <3
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dancy wrote: Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:29 pm Is there any reason as to why they didn't fly straight to Philadelphia?
I'm assuming it's because you can get pretty decently priced tickets London - New York vice versa, much more so than elsewhere in the states. My host family is constantly 'weekending' with their Brooklyn friends at their house in the Hamptons (...yep), and flying to JFK is usually cheapest, even as a start point to the rest of the US.

Cute video, cute bants. I wasn't expecting anything, so it was a nice surprise to finish the weekend. Can second that the time change will be weird, but hey perhaps I'll actually communicate more with my family in the states as I'm seeking Deppy doses ;)

How quickly do you think we'll get a :pancakes: update? 12hrs? 6? If Phil is anything he's on brand :roll:
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rizzo wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:06 am Blurry though it may be, that is such a cute photo!!! <3
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i can't stop staring at this photo. i love it so fucking much :happytears:
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Well that picture is fucking adorable. A rare, full Phil smile - I'm going to treasure it.
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That picture is giving me breathing problems. Like seriously, help. :happytears:

Also the new video had lots of cute moments and I died over Dan's adorable broken french cuz i'm french and i'm weak 'k bye. <3
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that picture is so cute like i can just feel the love radiating from phil.

but the lighting is making it look like one of dan’s front teeth is missing and i can’t unsee it. :lol:
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Ugh that photo!!! It just makes me want to see phil smile like that all the time. It’s too openly sweet. It’s just so nice to see how happy they are doing this.
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i liked the new video! it was an alright video, but probably not one im gonna rewatch.

though the best friends club part made me laugh.
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I had to come out of lurking to just say how GOOD Phil looks in that photo. Hot DAMN. :stan: <3 <3
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god, i just really love phil's smile. he really should show his teeth more i love them.
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Timestamps! Why isn't Phil in any WikiHow Article?!

* In the video description: Come see two rodents rubbing together on tour
0:58 Phil does not want his nipple pierced right now, thank you dan.
1:14 Dan's interpretation of pornography: latex. Phil's interpretation: people dressing up in whale suits.
1:29 Dan blushes visibly. Just thought I'd share that.
1:37 (Incorrect) They guess fake pregnancy but it's accepting boyfriend's pornography.
1:57 Phil roleplays as a vampire with very long teeth, sound effects included.
2:14 Dan roleplays as a horny Sonic the Hedgehog.
2:27 Dan and Phil discuss mammals in French.
1:37 (Correct 1) How to give a hickey.
2:45 Dan has never seen someone suck on someone else's nose and he's seen a lot of things.
3:00 Phil accuses Dan of not knowing what bronzer is.
3:10 Dan does know what a spon KKW beauty tutorial is. (But I do not.)
3:37 Dan's waist is safe for Jesus (in middle school).
3:40 (Correct 2) The middle school one.
4:00 Dan describes a TomSka sketch. D: "Girl walks into room. Has gun!"
4:30 (Incorrect) They guess Mr. Motivator but It's how to show respect.
4:35 Dan's pleased that Phil was wrong. It's possible he's forgotten they're playing as a team.
4:54 Can you believe Phil Lester invented flash mobs?
5:14 After some discussion, it is agreed that the man in the yellow shirt and sunglasses is a stripper.
5:25 Dan and Phil have a best friends club. It's just them. (please refer to time stamp 7:00 for an explanation as to why.)
5:32 (Correct 1) Friends club.
5:33 Dan's response to getting a correct answer: "No!"
5:45 Phil pretends to be a spider descending on Dan. Four times. With a Skyrim spider edited in for visuals. Rude.
6:05 (Correct 2) Horror movie.
6:05 Sign Phil is for some horror movie snuggles/clinging for your life.
6:08 Phil says they've just gotten 4 in a row correct. All men do is lie.
6:50 An episode of Planet Earth they watched has led Dan to believe snakes prefer lizard flavored mice. Phil accepts this logic and it reminds him of eating carrots.
7:00 Dan Howell's advice on how to make friends: "Rubby rub together."
7:25 Phil's mum used to hide pieces of carrot in chicken nuggets. Dan is afraid of Phil's mum.
7:37 (Correct 3) Feed a snake
7:40 Phil lies to us again. P: Yes! 5 out of 5!
7:44 Dan wants Phil to not say "give me those fingers." (what is this hypocrisy, pro-probing daniel?)
7:50 Slow motion #babuse.
8:00 Is that a child or an old lady? Dan and Phil can't tell.
8:13 Dan does a weird thing with his face.
8:31 D: Who's to say that old people can't have crushes on their best friends? P: She's six.
8:36 (Correct 4) Phrases in Esperanto
8:39 Phil lies to us a third time "6 for 6!" and then tries very hard to form a 6 with his fingers.
9:34 Phil does not want full responsibility for winning or losing. Dan gives Phil full responsibility anyway.
9:37 Cute Phil hides in his cute shirt.
9:40 (Incorrect) They guess dangerous roommate but it's how to be an airhead.
10:25 Phil got the last one wrong and thinks Dan should go with his answer. D: No, no, no, Phil's making his decision.
10:32 (Correct 1) It's Laguna Beach.
10:50 Dan says "You are so unique and amazing that no art could ever capture your essence." Phil pouts intensely because he's expecting an insult.
11:00 Dan insults himself instead. No Phils were insulted in the making of this video.

They never do get 5 in a row. :shrug:
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sparkle wrote: Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:57 pm am I going insane - I swear to god that Dan looks like he's wearing gold eyeshadow. I keep thinking this, and I cant tell if its just the colour of his lids.
I didn't think anything of his eyelids the first time I watched the video but on my rewatch after I read the forum I couldn't not see what you were seeing. I don't think it's eyeshadow or anything besides lighting but I also don't think you're going insane.

I loved the video but I am /so/ easily satisfied when it comes to these two. I'm currently rewatching their Sims videos every day when I'm on the treadmill even though I've already had like 2 other full rewatches. These two guys just bring me such easy enjoyment sometimes I can't believe it lol.

That picture Phil tweeted is so sweet that I immediately saved it to my phone for some reason. He sure knows what's going to sell tickets (jk I genuinely think it's more than just that for him).
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Oh my heart, that photo is so adorable! I'm excited for the American tour to start!!
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watsonian wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:57 am 5:25 Dan and Phil have a best friends club. It's just them. (please refer to time stamp 7:00 for an explanation as to why.)

7:00 Dan Howell's advice on how to make friends: "Rubby rub together."
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sugar wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:36 am that picture is so cute like i can just feel the love radiating from phil.

but the lighting is making it look like one of dan’s front teeth is missing and i can’t unsee it. :lol:
omg.... this is terrible i went back to check and i can’t stop laughing! i cant! this photo is cursed i can’t look at it anymore :lol:
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I'm glad I'm not the only one weak-in-the-knees from Phil's tweet. A simple tour tweet, but when you attach a photo of Phil Lester actually beaming... I'm so gone. :love2:
The wiki how video was cute filler, I actually laughed out loud when Phil asked for a high-five by saying, "give me those fingers". :lol:
The gameplay is never the highlight for these videos, but I'll happily accept content these days.
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The video was cute! I like these kind of videos a lot, calm and funny and minimal screaming (I'm sorry but I hate the screaming). There was a few cute moments, like the intro, the best friend club, calling Phil unique and the terrible French. Not a top 5 video, but I will rewatch when I'm in need for something calm and cute.
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Wasn't expecting a video (I sometimes kind of forget they make YT videos lol, not in a bad way, but IG stories also really satisfy me) so I was pleasantly surprised and I enjoyed it so much! As others already said, I'm not necessarily here for the gameplay but more for the boys and the bants, so that was great for me.
watsonian wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:57 am They never do get 5 in a row. :shrug:
So glad you wrote everything down like that, was watching the video while almost falling asleep yesterday so didn't feel like checking again after finishing the vid but I had a feeling they were wrong. :lol:
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rizzo wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:06 am Blurry though it may be, that is such a cute photo!!! <3
There is something that is so fucking cute qnd soft about this picture that I'm just :happytears: thats love right there and the fact that Phil chose to post that instead of one of the official stills/tour dates <3

Also about the video, am I crazy or is no one talking about the 3.10 question? They completely skipped the "how to love your girlfriend" option, didn't even say it out loud, Phil goes straight to discuss the "how to touch a girl" one and then jumpcut. It looked to me that in the entire video they were trying to almost not say things that could even hint at girlfriends being a thing in their reality

Anyway cute video, not much to say besides damn they looked good and Dan can stop being in love please
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@watsonian and @alittledizzy (and anyone else i missed!) thank you for the super detailed timestamps for the last two videos (well, this vid + liveshow)! i heart them. (which you too can see here, if you missed: timestamps subforum!)

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sparkle wrote: Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:57 pm am I going insane - I swear to god that Dan looks like he's wearing gold eyeshadow. I keep thinking this, and I cant tell if its just the colour of his lids.
I didn't think anything of his eyelids the first time I watched the video but on my rewatch after I read the forum I couldn't not see what you were seeing. I don't think it's eyeshadow or anything besides lighting but I also don't think you're going insane.
this prompted me to watch several videos on the gaming channel going back in time and i think it's just his eyelids? which...thank you for pointing this out to me. it does look like he's wearing gold eyeshadow. is it an oily eyelids thing? it's so pretty...

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liola wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 10:58 amAlso about the video, am I crazy or is no one talking about the 3.10 question? They completely skipped the "how to love your girlfriend" option, didn't even say it out loud, Phil goes straight to discuss the "how to touch a girl" one and then jumpcut. It looked to me that in the entire video they were trying to almost not say things that could even hint at girlfriends being a thing in their reality
Oh wow, I didn't even notice that! Huh, they really don't love saying the world 'girlfriend' do they?
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sugar wrote:2) what do you make of their reactions to 'how to make your girlfriend want to have sex with you'? i found it kid of very bizarre and then they jump cut straight to the next option...not sure how to read it
Maybe I'm reading into it but Dan especially looked like he found the question a tad skeevy (which it is) to me. Like, that's his general "whyyy" face, isn't it?

I liked the video but I don't think I'll rewatch it too often. I liked the "How to be polite in Norway?" part bc obviously the answer is "not at all". Just don't interact with people, that's how we like it (I'm joking :lol:).
liola wrote:they completely skipped the "how to love your girlfriend" option, didn't even say it out loud, Phil goes straight to discuss the "how to touch a girl" one and then jumpcut. It looked to me that in the entire video they were trying to almost not say things that could even hint at girlfriends being a thing in their reality
Idk, I went back and rewatched that bit and I don't see it. They don't always mention every option the game gives them, just the ones they can bant about. I wouldn't read too much into it. (I also think no one would be able to spin an "They obviously have secret girlfriends" argument from a video like this but I know the phandom so nothing is impossible of course. :roll:) (Also I'm still salty that people seem to react negatively to female attraction mentions. This isn't directed at you or anyone on here though but all we know is that they're not straight (Dan at least) and that doesn't automatically exclude women, I'll see myself out now.)
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Katka wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:44 pm
sugar wrote:2) what do you make of their reactions to 'how to make your girlfriend want to have sex with you'? i found it kid of very bizarre and then they jump cut straight to the next option...not sure how to read it
Maybe I'm reading into it but Dan especially looked like he found the question a tad skeevy (which it is) to me. Like, that's his general "whyyy" face, isn't it?
I think Dan was mocking the facial expression from the drawing, they also seemed to have weird expressions maybe because they just finished arguing if the second person in the drawing was a child...

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Katka wrote: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:44 pm (Also I'm still salty that people seem to react negatively to female attraction mentions. This isn't directed at you or anyone on here though but all we know is that they're not straight (Dan at least) and that doesn't automatically exclude women, I'll see myself out now.)
hah i am on the other side of that opinion and am salty about them NOT mentioning anything relating to females? Maybe they're trying to be careful not to upset us but i feel like it has the opposite effect. Say The Word Vagina it's Okay! Normalise it! Blease! Obviously it's not their job to and it might be that they're worried of a completely different thing, like people seeing them mention females like that while having a majorly young female audience, coming off as skeevy maybe.
idk i wish they could be more indifferent while talking about stuff, them being careful makes it a bit awkward imo but i guess they'd rather be safe than sorry :shrug:

Also, will anyone discuss Phil With Me? I have the intense urge to but i don't even know where to start. All i know is that i am filled with adoration for him but also find it oddly annoying to find him trying to be funny. He's the funniest when he doesn't force it imo, but i doubt he can just sit back and let dan take the wheel in videos without coming off as angry or something. He never really comes off as angry or frustrated, always good natured! Can That Man Please Write A Book, i need it desperately. It's funny how i'd roll my eyes at most youtubers writing books but that's the thing right, some youtubers really isol8 their traits and qualities in a way that makes them seem worthy of being heard Regarding Something. Ok maybe i'm biased but... who wouldn't want to read a book by someone who KNOWS how to appear as Sunshine Personified and not stagger under the weight of being analysed constantly? To be fair, I'm just really interested in these things and would be so down to read a book by Kath about parenting. Again, I feel like i'm biased and too in love with him and need him to Slap me in the face with a Book that reveals the dark sides of the Sun (isn;t that a great title, @ mr phil amazing credit me if you do use it) (it's also very self absorbed and i like to think phil would use it just to be ironic, but that's ooc and more of a dinof type thing to do) please talk to me, things are happening in life and i don't want to think about them at all.
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