Dan & Phil Part 74: we stan a model

[hello9217]

I'm not quite sure which way round Tom's saying he'd do things/be done to, tbh Someone with a less confused brain please explain

I think he said he would top phil and bottom for dan.


Eta: yes this is 100% the post I want on top of page

[flarequake]

Ah, I see. Interesting. Don't worry, we're not in control of where our best posts end up

[alittledizzy]

Their ig stories today have been super cute though I'm still needing a moment to comprehend that chest/nipple rubbing is something they'll do on camera.

[starwatersong]

The poking gave me shades of the Tabitha tshirt DAPG nipple poke.

Instagram has been a blessing the last week or so.

[obscureDnPreference]

IDB! Long time no see (read?)!

I have been unbelievably busy with work (I work in politics and am working on one of the most competitive Senate races in the US) and I haven't been able to keep up with our boys as much as much as I would like. I am seeing the show next week and I want to know if there's anything I should know from the last few months. I have been able to watch 90% of their videos and keep up with their social media but haven't been on tumblr or on here consistently since probably February.

Anyone want to do highlights from the last few weeks/months?

[flarequake]

I laughed so hard at Phil's with "let's have a business meeting while we pee". His new grey ripped jeans are looking swish, as is the theatre. It opened in 1928, so that kinda explains it I guess, just before the crash. I don't think they've made them like that since. So weird that Phil's tshirt one is backwards.

[ratlad]

dan didn't have to move his finger in a circular motion when he touched (near) phil's nipple............ why is he like this

i hope they got their bags back from the airport

[alittledizzy]

Just posted the Toronto transcript. Here's Dan yet again talking about how Phil would like it up the ass.

- being probed by an alien
D: Now is that a nightmare or a good dream?
P: I mean -
D: What are we saying here?
P: It-
D: Phil dreams about being probed.
P: I could get alien pregnant like Dil did.
D: That is the mpreg plot twist that nobody wanted from our lives.

@obscureDnPreference - tbh I can't think of anything super groundbreaking since tour has started! But if you want to binge watch their instagram stories, here'a s cheeky plug for the IDB youtube channel. @Catallena's been a rock star with editing and posting them daily.

[fieldoflovers]

So Buffy is getting rebooted and I really cannot wait to hear what phil has to say about it! I really enjoy fangirl phil and I want him to have opinions on this and not say something super vague pls.

[obsessivelymoody]

This is the insta story content I signed up for. They're so ridiculous

Edit to add this:

[Loafer]

This is the insta story content I signed up for. They're so ridiculous

Edit to add this:

Hehe cute

The push pins on the corner of the cork board appear to be in the shape of a dog. I wonder if that was on purpose or just a nice coincidence? (Or if I’m just imagining things)

[sonicgreen]

i love these photos so much. the content we deserve.
Phil huddled in a blanket pulling a silly face is too relatable, i feel like i'm being called out.

[flarequake]

Oh, Phil. I hope he’s okay, he looks a bit fed up in there. His trousers look like mine (stretchy loose loungepants, I guess, good find by my mum at Sainsbury's). It’s like his deep voice and sarky tone in the men’s toilet ig story, he goes for so long being so sweet, cheery and nice, anything sharp or less happy seems so stark in contrast. Then there’s Dan being all sardonic so often and apparently not realising how much sweetness he lets shine through. Feels like maybe we all need to let our walls down, we’d be more relaxed.

[human]

I'm not quite sure which way round Tom's saying he'd do things/be done to, tbh Someone with a less confused brain please explain

I think he said he would top phil and bottom for dan.

Eta: yes this is 100% the post I want on top of page

I was confused because he said "top phil and bottom for dan", thus not inserting (lol) himself anywhere into the equation.

[loonyradish]

I'm not quite sure which way round Tom's saying he'd do things/be done to, tbh Someone with a less confused brain please explain

I think he said he would top phil and bottom for dan.

Eta: yes this is 100% the post I want on top of page

I was confused because he said "top phil and bottom for dan", thus not inserting (lol) himself anywhere into the equation.

The question was "Would you rather" though, and he directly answers to that - [I'd rather] top Phil and [be] bottom for Dan.

Also @Loafer I didn't notice at first, but it really does look like a dog! I can totally imagine them making a dog-shaped pin pattern on the board together

[rizzo]

I'll write a review or something eventually in the Providence thread (and @alittledizzy has my audio), but I thought it'd be worth mentioning that in last night's show, Phil addressed whether or not they'd keep doing insta stories after tour. And while they did go with the traditional "we don't do anything interesting... day 750: still in the sofa crease", Phil said he'd genuinely like to continue doing them, even if it's a bit less frequent and that maybe they'd do something interesting just so they could insta story it.

So that's hopeful.

On a related note, the m&g and show were reallyreally lovely and I'd have happily sat in that theatre another 2 hours just to stare at them in person. I went to tatinof and so I've gone through this whole weird post-show feeling before, but I still have a hard time reconciling that D&P with the D&P whose content I drown myself in on a daily basis. It's a weird feeling that just makes you want to keep staring... and... staring... and staring at their very large and very real faces.

I don't think I want them to tour ever again, both for them and for us, but damn. It really is a unique experience when you consider what their traditional presence in your life is.

[hello9217]

I'll write a review or something eventually in the Providence thread (and @alittledizzy has my audio), but I thought it'd be worth mentioning that in last night's show, Phil addressed whether or not they'd keep doing insta stories after tour. And while they did go with the traditional "we don't do anything interesting... day 750: still in the sofa crease", Phil said he'd genuinely like to continue doing them, even if it's a bit less frequent and that maybe they'd do something interesting just so they could insta story it.

So that's hopeful.

On a related note, the m&g and show were reallyreally lovely and I'd have happily sat in that theatre another 2 hours just to stare at them in person. I went to tatinof and so I've gone through this whole weird post-show feeling before, but I still have a hard time reconciling that D&P with the D&P whose content I drown myself in on a daily basis. It's a weird feeling that just makes you want to keep staring... and... staring... and staring at their very large and very real faces.

I don't think I want them to tour ever again, both for them and for us, but damn. It really is a unique experience when you consider what their traditional presence in your life is.

Glad you had a good time. It's really nice to hear that they still want to insta story because that has been some of my favorite content. It's cute that phil felt like it would help them leave the house more to do it. I get that when home they do really crave that privacy but it's nice that they won't be a tour exclusive thing. (Also if they decide to go back to Japan next year I would really want to see some of that)

[kavat]

Count on Phil to appreciate some good muscles.

[starwatersong]

II musing (under spoiler)

I wonder what the end results will be for the poll about whether D&P should give the people what they want or do what Deppy wants. Toronto was 40% people and 60% D&P, but apparently that wasn’t typical.

(I’m just a data nerd)

[obsessivelymoody]

A good, on brand retweet from Phil.

[ratlad]

A good, on brand retweet from Phil.

@ rapidliquid youtube channel come through, make a dog remix to toxic. i dare u.

[Stakhanov]

Cool but can we talk about this

[alittledizzy]

I posted two audio snippets from the Toronto show on tumblr in the last few days. In case embedding is still being glitchy for tumblr the links are here and here.

[dontpanic]

I'm not quite sure which way round Tom's saying he'd do things/be done to, tbh Someone with a less confused brain please explain

I think he said he would top phil and bottom for dan.

Eta: yes this is 100% the post I want on top of page

I was confused because he said "top phil and bottom for dan", thus not inserting (lol) himself anywhere into the equation.

The question was "Would you rather" though, and he directly answers to that - [I'd rather] top Phil and [be] bottom for Dan.

Oooh, I thought Tom meant he wants Phil to top him and Dan bottom for him.

Not that it matters... unless, that is, if someone is interested in using Tom’s preferences to write a Tom/Dan/Phil PWP fic....

I may or may not really want to do so, but I know myself and I’m never getting around to it lol

Way Off Topic

idk why this has stuck with me, but I remember Tom once said in one of his vlogs that he sometimes googles fanfiction about himself but the only ones he usually find fetishize his weight. He seemed like, super bummed about it which... duh wouldn’t anyone be? Anyway, I’ve always wanted to write a Tom fic, bc everyone deserves a fic about themselves, yet a year has gone by and I have taken zero initiative. What was the point of this post again? Who knows

[greenergrass]

I'm living for the ways deppy keep changing audience answers to more innocent things. There have now been the following:

- 'dildo' being changed to 'dil doll' by Dan
- 'furry porn' being changed to 'PG-13 furry art' by Dan
- 'dan's furry paraphernalia' being changed to 'fursuit' by Phil (don't really know how that's much less innocent. I can only imagine what 'paraphernalia' phil was thinking of)
- 'battery operated boyfriend' being changed to 'battery operated robot' by Phil

There's probably some I've missed on this list too (I was just inspired by the 'battery operated boyfriend' thing from today's show, and remembered I'd heard a couple others being changed in past shows, because I found it amusing). Feel free to add to this list if anyone remembers any others.


(also, I don't think this is spoiler-y since I didn't mention what part of the show this comes from, and they're all specific to one show, but mods feel free to add spoiler tags if you think this needs them)