Dan & Phil Part 75: @philsthiccbooty
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Back from my hibernation to scream about PHIL DELETING DREAMS OF THE FUTURE! No. Just no. How dare he? HOW DARE HE? DOn't deprive me of this
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Same! I also loved how Phil forgot Dan's age #phandivorce.........
jk, I went to the DMV a month ago and the guy asked me my age and I blanked for 10 seconds, so I feel you Phil
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Found it! Taken from oqua's compilation: "Photos Phil has taken of Dan"sonicgreen wrote: ↑Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:31 pmyes! this was exactly what came to mind when they mentioned the cube. I remember the picture clearly, maybe i’ll try and find it.phanfckingtastic wrote: ↑Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:49 am Rewatching the ls now, Phil asking Dan if he remembers The cube, around 15 mins in, reminded me of this:
I think there was another tweet about The cube, with a photo of Dan and some towels on the floor, or something? But I can't find it.
Anyway, beautiful young phan, the best (after beautiful present phan imo).
30 April 2012
AmazingPhil wrote: This is what happens when me and @danisnotonfire watch The Cube
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Amazing timestamps!!
Lauren just posted this on her insta, aww:
And Sarah posted something similar:
So I guess that does confirm that neither of them are gonna be there for the rest of the tour. Did Martyn and Cornelia just call dibs on the fun places they'd never been before? Or maybe a cost saving maneuver to hire local and not have to foot all the transport costs?
Lauren just posted this on her insta, aww:
And Sarah posted something similar:
So I guess that does confirm that neither of them are gonna be there for the rest of the tour. Did Martyn and Cornelia just call dibs on the fun places they'd never been before? Or maybe a cost saving maneuver to hire local and not have to foot all the transport costs?
the cube tweets were immediately what came to my mind when they mentioned it in yesterday's liveshow lmao. i rly hope they upload the new sims vid tonight aaahh, but i'm not betting on it since i actually hope they take this time off for themselves more than i want a video!!!
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Just came here to express my gratitude to @sonicgreen and @Catallena that was a very nice ls to watch last night, after a rough day (I pulled a week in March and got to learn what “brain zaps/shocks/shivers” are, fun... by which I mean scary. Just waiting on the phone call from the pharmacy). Loved their Instagram stories last night too and can’t wait to see more of Phil’s modeling today.
Thoughts on the Sims: I don’t think they are killing any of the Howlters or making Dil and Tabitha elderly. I think the moral line crossed will have to do with their choosing to make Dil an evil scientist.
Boo to private Phil videos, there are two or three in my playlist, but I’m not sure which they are.
Thoughts on the Sims: I don’t think they are killing any of the Howlters or making Dil and Tabitha elderly. I think the moral line crossed will have to do with their choosing to make Dil an evil scientist.
Boo to private Phil videos, there are two or three in my playlist, but I’m not sure which they are.
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Phil's really giving his wikifeet page a lot of new content. In all seriousness though, I'm hyped to get my hands on a pair of socks that I really don't need lol
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socked feet have never looked cuter
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is someone gonna tell the boy this is not really a countdown?obsessivelymoody wrote: ↑Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:38 pm Phil's really giving his wikifeet page a lot of new content. In all seriousness though, I'm hyped to get my hands on a pair of socks that I really don't need lol
but no i can’t wait to see phil’s merch im so so excited
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The way he’s got his toes pointing inwards is cute. Drop it already, Phil, we’re curious! Half the phandom I follow on Twitter have changed their names to use wingdings, it’s so cute. Can’t read it, but it looks good.
Phil deleting old videos will always make me sad because it's always sudden and I'm always like "oh no nooo where did you gooo"
Goodbye hickey Phil goodbye fire and petrol goodbye cute blindfolded drawing that was soft and pure ;_;
Now the only way to save the day is for Phil to finally let me give him money
Goodbye hickey Phil goodbye fire and petrol goodbye cute blindfolded drawing that was soft and pure ;_;
Now the only way to save the day is for Phil to finally let me give him money
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.
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I like how Phil just...doesn't know how countdowns work lmao. But I also didn't expect a lion plushie!
Wait... Is the lion plushie going to be Phil merch? Because that is brilliant, but I bet it'll cost a hefty amount for a plush I could get for cheap at some local toy store, but... do want... Come on Phil, hurry up!!!
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Same lmao, but to be fair, I am kind of enjoying this hourly countdown more than I would've enjoyed a daily one, for some reasonobsessivelymoody wrote: ↑Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:34 pm I like how Phil just...doesn't know how countdowns work lmao. But I also didn't expect a lion plushie!
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He’s such a cheeky sh*t. I’d love to see his face right now as we all wait.
I felt like talking about 46 things in the same post so I gave it some headings idk if that helped
For posterity
What we missed in the Why Are Dan and Phil Early Rize show:
About their intros and outros
Dan complaining how quickly Phil started talking about the 'main topic' of their liveshow (his merch) reminds me of last week, when he said it was a rush so they talked about the heat for a good 5 minutes and then he complained that they hadn't gotten to the main topic yet. It seems like Dan is a person who really prefers to be eased in and out of conversation while Phil is more straightforward.
I notice the same thing going on with the endings. Last week Dan did his gentle voice in the last minute of the show and Phil was like "What is this voice?" and then shouted "BYE!" at the end of Dan's whole winding-down thing. This show's ending was similar. Dan's like "I'm gonna let you close it because I feel like I always close these" and Phil interprets this as "What, close the app?" Which, like, no, I don't think he meant physically hit the red X in the app, Phil, I think he meant conclude the show, but it turned out cute af anyway.
Whose iPad/Greatest Showman pouting
At 7 minutes Phil explains he's going to download 18 hours worth of stuff to watch on his iPad.
P: And everyone's telling me I should watch The Greatest Showman, so I'm gonna watch some of that.
D: We'll watch The Greatest Showman.
P: Is it good? Is it sad?
D: We'll find out.
P: I don't wanna cry.
D: We'll find out.
P: I don't want altitude tears.
D: We'll find out.
12 minutes later:
D: What are you gonna watch on the plane?
P: I'm gonna watch The Greatest Showman.
D: On your iPad?
P: On my iPad.
D: *pulling this face*
-What even was this? Does he think Phil's going to watch the show without him? Does he want Phil to watch the show on his iPad? Do they even have two iPads? He's so pouty.
Chan crush
I didn't personally think Dan was laughing at the 'dan your gay is showing' chat message. It's on the screen for a good 3 seconds of Dan straight-faced staring before he laughs, and he reads really quickly.
4:55 P: Anyway, Chan came and inspected our bus.
(chat: dan your gay is showing)
P: And, but before he went on the bus he said, "I'm just letting you know--"
(Dan laughing)
P: If you've hidden any drugs I will find them and I will arrest you. But--
D: And everyone was looking at Phil.
P: --we will-- I -- What? Why was everyone looking at me?
D: But no *mumbling* and then it was funny because he was like "I just have to say this, like... If any of you have drugs you need to tell me now. I'm not gonna be mad--"
P: Yeah.
D: But like, you need to--
P: And then he's like--
D: --you need to tell me now. And then it was like--
P: If you have--
D: --glaring at everybody and we were--
P: If you have--
D: And we were just laughing because we were like 'We are literally not the group of people that are gonna be storing illegal substances.'
Obvs there's more story but you can just listen to it and I don't know why I just spent 15 minutes trying to hear exactly what they were saying. What I was trying to show is that (A) I think Dan's laughing remembering the story of Chan (Dhan ) as Phil starts telling it and not at the chat and (B) I think Dan doesn't want Phil to finish explaining whatever Chan said about if they did have drugs on the bus. Possibly he's realized Chan could get in trouble for whatever he said that they found so amusing.
How old is Dan?
Phil think Dan was 26 reminded me of Dan's February 21, 2017 liveshow when Dan apparently said he was 26 when he was still 25? He says he does that a lot.
48:45 D: I swear, in any thing, I always say that I'm a year older than I am because I'm constantly just thinking about how old I'm gonna be this year.
So basically, Phil is so used to Dan being one year off that he just assumes Dan's age is whatever Dan says minus one.
jealous!dan?
I don't agree with a lot of the jealous!Dan theories/clips that are out there so this is a weird observation for me to make, but I seem to have spent a lot of time this Rize show watching Dan's many facial expressions and he looks unamused by the flirty airport fellow whose name was also Phil.
Even if he was unamused it might not be a jealousy thing. He might just think Airport Phil should have improved his flirty bantery skills before approaching Amazing Phil.
omg this post was long. I'm surprised Phil's merch didn't come out and then sell out while I was writing it.
... oh wait I think it just did. Not sold out yet though!
For posterity
What we missed in the Why Are Dan and Phil Early Rize show:
- Dan trying to get Phil to customize the push notification when it's Dan's turn "this year" according to Phil.
-Arguing over who customizes the push notification seems to be a weekly feature now. I like it. It brought us "whole/hole crotch situation" last week. - The push notification is a combination of Phil's recently used emojis. Enjoy your insight into Phil's life.
- Amelia Phanhart.
P: Where in the world are we, is the questiony? Guess.
D: Amelia Dan-hart. Amelia Phan-hart. That doesn't make any sense.
P: We are in the Bermuda triangle.
D&P: *humming different songs*
P: What was your song?
D: X-Files.
P: Oh. Mine was Twilight Zone. Fight me! ... I've never actually watched the Twilight Zone, so.
D: Fake fan.
P: I should have sang the X-Files.
About their intros and outros
Dan complaining how quickly Phil started talking about the 'main topic' of their liveshow (his merch) reminds me of last week, when he said it was a rush so they talked about the heat for a good 5 minutes and then he complained that they hadn't gotten to the main topic yet. It seems like Dan is a person who really prefers to be eased in and out of conversation while Phil is more straightforward.
I notice the same thing going on with the endings. Last week Dan did his gentle voice in the last minute of the show and Phil was like "What is this voice?" and then shouted "BYE!" at the end of Dan's whole winding-down thing. This show's ending was similar. Dan's like "I'm gonna let you close it because I feel like I always close these" and Phil interprets this as "What, close the app?" Which, like, no, I don't think he meant physically hit the red X in the app, Phil, I think he meant conclude the show, but it turned out cute af anyway.
Whose iPad/Greatest Showman pouting
At 7 minutes Phil explains he's going to download 18 hours worth of stuff to watch on his iPad.
P: And everyone's telling me I should watch The Greatest Showman, so I'm gonna watch some of that.
D: We'll watch The Greatest Showman.
P: Is it good? Is it sad?
D: We'll find out.
P: I don't wanna cry.
D: We'll find out.
P: I don't want altitude tears.
D: We'll find out.
12 minutes later:
D: What are you gonna watch on the plane?
P: I'm gonna watch The Greatest Showman.
D: On your iPad?
P: On my iPad.
D: *pulling this face*
-What even was this? Does he think Phil's going to watch the show without him? Does he want Phil to watch the show on his iPad? Do they even have two iPads? He's so pouty.
Chan crush
I didn't personally think Dan was laughing at the 'dan your gay is showing' chat message. It's on the screen for a good 3 seconds of Dan straight-faced staring before he laughs, and he reads really quickly.
4:55 P: Anyway, Chan came and inspected our bus.
(chat: dan your gay is showing)
P: And, but before he went on the bus he said, "I'm just letting you know--"
(Dan laughing)
P: If you've hidden any drugs I will find them and I will arrest you. But--
D: And everyone was looking at Phil.
P: --we will-- I -- What? Why was everyone looking at me?
D: But no *mumbling* and then it was funny because he was like "I just have to say this, like... If any of you have drugs you need to tell me now. I'm not gonna be mad--"
P: Yeah.
D: But like, you need to--
P: And then he's like--
D: --you need to tell me now. And then it was like--
P: If you have--
D: --glaring at everybody and we were--
P: If you have--
D: And we were just laughing because we were like 'We are literally not the group of people that are gonna be storing illegal substances.'
Obvs there's more story but you can just listen to it and I don't know why I just spent 15 minutes trying to hear exactly what they were saying. What I was trying to show is that (A) I think Dan's laughing remembering the story of Chan (Dhan ) as Phil starts telling it and not at the chat and (B) I think Dan doesn't want Phil to finish explaining whatever Chan said about if they did have drugs on the bus. Possibly he's realized Chan could get in trouble for whatever he said that they found so amusing.
How old is Dan?
48:45 D: I swear, in any thing, I always say that I'm a year older than I am because I'm constantly just thinking about how old I'm gonna be this year.
So basically, Phil is so used to Dan being one year off that he just assumes Dan's age is whatever Dan says minus one.
jealous!dan?
I don't agree with a lot of the jealous!Dan theories/clips that are out there so this is a weird observation for me to make, but I seem to have spent a lot of time this Rize show watching Dan's many facial expressions and he looks unamused by the flirty airport fellow whose name was also Phil.
omg this post was long. I'm surprised Phil's merch didn't come out and then sell out while I was writing it.
... oh wait I think it just did. Not sold out yet though!
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im so happy i actually really love his merch? i wasn’t a fan of dan’s but god phil, you have all my money and my everything
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I love the fox jumper! And though I have an aversion to the texture of most socks with designs on them I might give the foxes a chance. And um a lion plushie for the kiddo. Maybe for Christmas.
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i may have just immediately bought the fox socks and plant pins i got very excited whoops. phil's merch is much more my aesthetic than dan's, i really like it! the message on the "about" page is so adorable, too. my heart swells more with love for phil lester every day
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That fox sweater is the cutest merch either of them have ever sold?????? And the Try New Things Shirt? Shit, y’all. Phil just won the merch game. I am in love!!!
Conversely, is it terrible that I’m sad Phil is selling a Lion replica? I recognize it’s similar to Dan selling eclipse shirts, but I can’t put my finger on exactly why this feels worse to me.
Conversely, is it terrible that I’m sad Phil is selling a Lion replica? I recognize it’s similar to Dan selling eclipse shirts, but I can’t put my finger on exactly why this feels worse to me.
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THE PINS THE PINS ARE FREAKING AMAZING hehe