The last Rize show feels like it happened about 6 years ago but I just finished some timestamps for it anyway.
They are sitting on opposite sides today!
0:30 They’re late because of technical issues, but the room service is fab and Dan has a smoothie so whose complaining
0:50 Dan declares his smoothie to be the best mango flavored smoothie ever, then allows Phil to take it out of his hand for sniffing. Dan is a braver man than I.
1:00 Paper straws save the whales.
1:45 According to Dan, Phil causes insomnia and nightmares. He does not explain how.
2:00 Kathryn convinced young Phil that midnight was 10 o'clock.
2:20 Phil is wearing pjs and shows us. Dan probably isn’t wearing pants and doesn’t show us.
2:30 Dan has discovered how time zones work. He is shook.
3:20 Dan got to New Zealand and slept for two days. P: Dan has been hibernating.
4:35 Dan and Phil owe Marianne hazard pay, confirmed.
4:50 circle back to time zone talk. Dan has pulled up the world clock on his phone. Phil thinks Dan’s phone will be mirrored.
5:10 Dan makes a map with his hands to better emphasize his time zone points. Phil assists.
5:25 Phil is amused by the flat earth comment and waits a solid seven seconds for Dan to finish his sentence before reading it out. That’s a skill, people.
6:00 Dan prompts Phil to talk about his motion sickness which then reminds Dan of whale watching.
6:15 D: and then you almost did a 360 projectile vomit over everybody in Auckland.
P: Yeah, and I almost fell over about three times as well.
D: So that was fun. But also, speaking of whales.
P: What? We’re not speaking of whales.
D: We were at the start.
P: Were we?
D: I don’t remember how--
P: *already making whale noises*
6:38 It was Phil’s dream to go whale watching so they went whale watching
6:50 Dan was originally doubtful about whale watching. Then he was guaranteed whales.
7:20 Your mum joke. Phil reminds us that Dan also has a mum. Sounds fake but ok.
7:35 Phil collides with the camera. Hey Phil.
8:00 They tell a story about travel sickness pills being handed out on the ferry. Because they are Dan and Phil, it is unclear if one, both, or neither of them took a travel sickness pill, but it’s important that we all consider the possibility that whales might have vomit related kinks.
9:00 “Bow Chicka Whale Wow” and Dan is a stressed whale.
9:50 Dan interrupts Phil’s wholesome whale moment to show the chat his mango smoothie. He gets a Look. Phil is then allowed to finish having his whale moment.
10:20 Phil spons Captain Carry at Brisbane Whale Watching Tours dot com dot au. Dan spons mangoes. Buy a mango.
11:00 Being on the 73rd floor made Phil excited about eating cereal and having a wee. It made Dan question human motivation and structures and conclude we’re an obnoxious species.
13:00 Phil plugs the seven (7) seats that have opened up.
13:50 They attempt to count the remaining shows but both of them forget to count.
14:20 Phil followed and unfollowed Kylie Jenner to get a filter. He spends the next half minute defending this decision.
15:20 Phil was Not Amused by housekeeping offering him a towel when the Do Not Disturb sign was on the door. If he wanted a towel he wouldn’t have put up the Do Not Disturb sign. Phil has passionate feelings on this point.
16:30 Fan interaction starts
18:25 Dan and Phil see a dog. We don’t. We see someone who almost definitely doesn’t know she’s still on camera.
send help
22:15 Fan interaction ends.
22:45 We are all allowed to not like each other’s walls.
23:00 Naked butts and hotel cushion talk.
23:50 Dan encourages Phil to continue playing a hard game because he’ll be proud of himself when he finishes.
24:00 The object of the game Hollow Knight is to get to Dan’s nose. Phil demonstrates.
24:15 Phil’s gamer rage:
P: So last night I got a little bit frustrated, didn’t I? I was like: I’m deleting it!
D: Yeah, Phil was screaming things. He was throwing things. I was very scared.
P: I was.
D: Um, that.
P: But then I got some room service shelled out.
24:55 Remember when they saw that dog six minutes ago? Dan and Phil remember.
25:20 They plan on backseat editing II like they did TATINOF
26:05 Dan thinks they’re filming gaming videos today. Phil thinks they’re not.
28:00 Phil likes purchasing his own merch to “see if it works.”
29:05 Dan makes a couple top quality whiny noises at Phil while they look up bird facts.
29:40 Martyn is not allowed near bears because he’d try to take a selfie with the bear.
29:50 Phil’s accent for ‘bear impression’ sounded so much like
Rosie’s accent for ‘crab impression’ that I had to go and find it just to share. I love a very specific type of YouTuber.
30:20 Dan hasn’t packed any warm clothes and is going to wear his t-shirt today. P: You’re gonna be cold.
30:45 Dan likes letting Phil talk because reasons. A brief silence-off follows before Dan gets attacked with the butt pillow.
32:20 Shout out to the emojis that Phil thinks are obscuring his face. He moves his face behind the emojis so we can see him better. Thanks Phil.
32:45 Phil accepts all animal related insults.
34:05 Some intense close-ups while Phil forgets how to close the app.
34:10 Phil decides not to close the app. The stream ends after a few Phil shout-outs. Dan has returned to his smoothie.
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