Dan & Phil Part 80: You're my plinth of life

Our two favourite full time internet nerds who never go outside!
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Grumpybisexual wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:09 pm Hello I would like to remove this picture from my memory please :shock:
I would like to formally propose to this picture, I still don't want children but I could help raise his
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.

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Like I said on tumblr, he looks like a straight man in his 40s who goes at the club at night to hook up with girls half his age to forget about his loveless marriage and 3 kids.
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glitterintheair wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:42 pm Like I said on tumblr, he looks like a straight man in his 40s who goes at the club at night to hook up with girls half his age to forget about his loveless marriage and 3 kids.
Really? I think he looks so much gayer with the beard :lol:
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capybantsa wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:55 pm
glitterintheair wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:42 pm Like I said on tumblr, he looks like a straight man in his 40s who goes at the club at night to hook up with girls half his age to forget about his loveless marriage and 3 kids.
Really? I think he looks so much gayer with the beard :lol:
I wish I could think the same thing, you have no idea lmao
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he looks good but at the same time not.

i don't know if i like it or hate it.

maybe he could try it and see.
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Judge me if you must, but I think bearded Phil would be hella attractive if said beard was the right color and not... jet black. Esp since he's graying a smidge. Salt and pepper scruff? Sign me the hell up.
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Thanks, I hate it.

I may not feel certain about many D&P things rn but I feel safe in the knowledge neither of them's growing a fucking beard anytime soon. If they did it would melt my head.

Also the filter is so unrealistic help.
I miss Dan Howell's stupid face.
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opendoor wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:17 pm Thanks, I hate it.

I may not feel certain about many D&P things rn but I feel safe in the knowledge neither of them's growing a fucking beard anytime soon. If they did it would melt my head.

Also the filter is so unrealistic help.
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What... what happened to his lips? :shock:
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Beard edits can go. No fucking thank you.

But as for top 5 gaming videos (maybe I am late to this party lol):
1. Mark of Oxin. Top tier. This is almost impossible to top for me, so while everything else below this isn't really in order, this is genuinely number 1.
2. Final google feud because...they were really on something and it was wonderful.
3. Bubble Bobble because Phil's nostalgia games win and this is very, very soft.
4. Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes videos are so great because I love seeing them as a team like that and the way their minds work.
5. Golf because there's something about the golf videos that I just love so much. I can't even explain it but those videos are some of the ones I gravitate toward the most when I need a good, longer rewatch.

Because 5 is hard to choose and I'm extremely indecisive and terrible at just choosing a certain amount of favourites, I want to give an honourable mention to Tekken with our feet and the bloopers from last year (even though that's not a game...I watch it a lot).
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Not sure I’m quite ready for a bearded Phil, also found it hilarious that the soul patch bit of the filter ended up on the tip of his tongue. From what we’ve seen of a bit of chest hair and the odd flash of armpit looking black, he might have a darker beard than his head hair, but :shrug: maybe he’s scoping out the reaction and planting the seed.
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This made me smile.
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kavat wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:34 pm This made me smile.
I'm sorry, but like... L O L Phil you cheap bitch.

Betcha he got a cute little PR package with a personalized 3DS, so this was nbd. #tbt to Dan and Phil giving those milk carton things they got a million of as gifts to friends.

Truly how the rich stay rich. :rofl:

(I kid ofc, I'm sure Phil made it cute. :love2: )
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rizzo wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:13 pm
kavat wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:34 pm This made me smile.
I'm sorry, but like... L O L Phil you cheap bitch.

Betcha he got a cute little PR package with a personalized 3DS, so this was nbd. #tbt to Dan and Phil giving those milk carton things they got a million of as gifts to friends.

Truly how the rich stay rich. :rofl:

(I kid ofc, I'm sure Phil made it cute. :love2: )
That was my first thought too. But then I realised if it wasn't "his old, used one that he doesn't need anymore" (I bet that's what he said), she probably wouldn't have accepted such an expensive gift. Those things are not cheap. I also don't think that he'd only give her that. It was probably an extra thing that he remembered while going through some possessions.

(More sifting though stuff? Moving theorists are quaking......)
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starwatersong wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:22 am In honour of the hiatus, I’m going to list a top 5 favourite D&PG videos in no specific order. I’d love to see other people’s take as well, as I’m sure I missed some favourites.
Oooh always here for a top 5 8-)

1. Can Dan and Phil Survive Fortnite
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2. Not My Arms Challenge - MarioKart
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3. Is This The End - The Impossible Quiz
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4. Dan and Phil Play Pokemon Go (and all the pokemon videos)
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5. Minecart Mania - Dan and Phil play Donkey Kong
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ok phil looks like an even gayer uncle than he already does now.
and now my top 5 gaming vids of 2018 are ...
(in no particular order)
- the last google feud
they were on some shit
- clickbait card game
"really, fedex? mailing actual cuties?"
- trap adventure 2
"i'll hold you right"
- the creepy mind of phil lester
i just really enjoyed it, had soft moments and i liked the gameplay
- heartthrob
it was so fucking great. just beautiful. richard was created, we all love richard. dnp were just unapologetically talking about who could be their potential fictional boyfriend in the 80's.

i'm probably forgetting about other ones that i loved equally as much, and i'll kick myself later for not including them.
honorable mentions: the first wikihow of this year, getting over it, and all of the devan episodes of the sims.
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So many gaming videos, dance and golf are all amazing and I’m always soft for Sims, but -

1. Undertale - their general commentary and need for exploring all nooks and crannies, plus the main highlight, Phil as Papyrus.
2. Chopstick Challenge - Dan so calm even with the chilli gummy in his mouth and eye twitching, Phil so adorably into it and hoisted by his own petard.
3. Dan plays Pokemon Omega Ruby - his love for it is lovely.
4. Dan’s Farfetched Quest - Dan being a salty bitch, his commentary as he walks around, demanding Phil likes the cough medicine (or whatever he asks)
5. The Mario Kart they teamed up in - so good to see their dynamic together especially in that game. I never know exactly how you protect your butt tbh. I’ve played it, but not to that depth of expertise ;)
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Top DAPGs vids....this is hard. I'm not a gamer so series like undertale and such are less my style, hence why this is like all non "real" games.

1. Heartthrob (sorry I love it.)
2. The Impossible Quiz...Final One
3. Charades (Dan turn)
4. Final Google Feud because they were just..in a delightfully weird mood
5. All Devan Sims (sorry)
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missemma wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:56 pm
starwatersong wrote: Thu Dec 27, 2018 7:22 am In honour of the hiatus, I’m going to list a top 5 favourite D&PG videos in no specific order. I’d love to see other people’s take as well, as I’m sure I missed some favourites.
Oooh always here for a top 5 8-)

1. Can Dan and Phil Survive Fortnite
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2. Not My Arms Challenge - MarioKart
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3. Is This The End - The Impossible Quiz
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4. Dan and Phil Play Pokemon Go (and all the pokemon videos)
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5. Minecart Mania - Dan and Phil play Donkey Kong
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This is almost exactly mine, except I would switch out number 3 for Dan and Phil fighting in their underwear!
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So hard, but my top 5 DAPG videos are, in no particular order:

The 1st Yasuhati game
Gang Beasts
Job Simulator
Dan playing Outlast on his own in the dark
Embodiment of Rage: Getting Over It


The first three because it looks like they're having a good time, and all 5 because they make me laugh a lot every time :D
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Oh, I forgot how good the Fortnite one is! From Phil dancing for the lads to blond Markiplier to Phil apologizing for insulting Dan’s mum a little too roughly (and Dan promising not to tell).
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