I’m enjoying reading all of these, but the apologizing for all men being disappointing gave me a good chuckle. Also I suppose reading a rather sensual fic before bed inspired one of my *three* deppy dreams last night.somethingsketchy wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 8:18 amI had a dream last night that Dan and Phil were having a M&G at the new central library of Helsinki. When it was my turn to meet them, I just told them that all men are disappointing, and then they apologised. After that the dream went on and I did something else.
I had a phanfic binge yesterday, so I was kind of expecting to see D&P in my dreams. What my subconscious had to say about them ended up being pretty hilarious in my opinion.
The first one took place in the lounge of their old London apartment. Dan was trying to paint these plastic textured pannels on the ceiling in copper paint. I was talking to him about faux finishes I had seen and my love of copper but it turned out blue and the pannels kept detaching. Turns out he had just used sellotape, not nails. I was also trying to hold the paint tray up higher for him to make his job easier, but I realized I was only wearing a robe and it was coming undone. Then all of a sudden he was naked as well and we were just looking at each other and I noticed he had no visible genitalia. Cool.
The second was getting a notification that Daniel Howell had posted, I, not sure of the exact title, it was definite mental health related and might have been similar to Adrian’s last video title. The best part is that the time said one hour long. Woohoo!
I forget how the third one came about but I was invited to have a threesome with them. I’ll leave out the details of that, but by the end I was being asked to live with them and marry them. I was trying to figure out how this would work with my husband. And it became clear this wasn’t about love or sex, but about being their beard :/ Most of this discussion took place in a touristy gift shop, maybe in Florida.
Thanks for the great night subconscious!