Dan & Phil Part 83: Where in the World is Daniel Howell

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Omg guys I woke up this morning after a crazy dream with Suga and that Phil guy from Dan and Phil and wow that sure was one hell of a ride :garbage: :garbage:

Someone stop me from starting a fic draft while i'm at work :please:
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.

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I'm so sad that my other fave group LOONA just finished promotions, but luckily there's not too long left until our boys' comeback! :springbutterfly:
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liola wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:29 am Omg guys I woke up this morning after a crazy dream with Suga and that Phil guy from Dan and Phil and wow that sure was one hell of a ride :garbage: :garbage:

Someone stop me from starting a fic draft while i'm at work :please:
Sorry to but in, but i do have something to say: Jin is Phil’s perfect man. Hear me out;
Abs? Check
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Tall? Check
Awkward? check
Ridiculously Handsome? Check
Weird Mario Collection? Check


I dont understand why Phil isn’t obsessed with Kim Seokjin yet, change my mind.
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somethingsketchy wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:44 am I'm so sad that my other fave group LOONA just finished promotions, but luckily there's not too long left until our boys' comeback! :springbutterfly:
Sorry to be off-topic for a bit (I know this is a bts forum), but did you see this yesterday?


liola wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:29 am Omg guys I woke up this morning after a crazy dream with Suga and that Phil guy from Dan and Phil and wow that sure was one hell of a ride :garbage: :garbage:

Someone stop me from starting a fic draft while i'm at work :please:
I'd read that tbh.
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omg my so-called friend sneked me with an april fool’s article saying jimin was quitting music; I actually believed it for a moment, it was really well done. I’m so upset 😭 can you imagine??
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Wow, are people really talking about Dan and Phil in 2019? I remember when I used to watch them in like 2012 or smth.. and I cringe every time I think about it, LMAO

Anyway STAN LOONA
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Dan and Phil? 2009? Time for me to go back to 1993 and teen Wil Wheaton in Star Trek and movies. BTS are great too, these streams of young cute fellas are endless, but I’m still a bit young to be a puma let alone a cougar. Not just about looks, though, sure. Good dancing too (I know so much of their music, you can just tell).
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I guess someone saw the change on the forum and started feeling desperate. :roll: What a has-been. Good thing we've all moved on.
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Fuck you, Dan. That's just mean.
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sonicgreen wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:27 am
April fools :sideeye:
I almost believed it too, since its 11pm where I am and April fool's day is pretty much over :backawayslowly:
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phanniemegan wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:47 am
sonicgreen wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:27 am
April fools :sideeye:
I almost believed it too, since its 11pm where I am and April fool's day is pretty much over :backawayslowly:
...i immediately started rearanging my busy plans for the day to save time for dan then read the @ replies (all within 2 seconds)... in my defense it was 7 am
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I read that tweet with the same amount of enthusiasm i have when i read spam mail.
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sonicgreen wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:27 am
This just makes me sad. :cry:

At least BTS, i mean, SOPE are catering more light-hearted April Fool's content.
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glitterintheair wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:55 am I read that tweet with the same amount of enthusiasm i have when i read spam mail.
could not have thought of a more accurate description on my feelings as well.

I saw this joke coming from miles away and still didn’t like it.
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sonicgreen wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:53 am
phanniemegan wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:47 am
sonicgreen wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2019 11:27 am
April fools :sideeye:
I almost believed it too, since its 11pm where I am and April fool's day is pretty much over :backawayslowly:
...i immediately started rearanging my busy plans for the day to save time for dan then read the @ replies (all within 2 seconds)... in my defense it was 7 am
SAME! My first thought was : what now?? No, I have lots of important stuff to do right now, etc. And then, i understood.
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Well, sorry to everyone that legit thought we're getting something today, I guess? Unless they double prank us and actually do something later.

I'm... almost afraid to say this but I'm stupidly upset over Dan's tweet. After months of not uploading, this prank almost feels like too much. I saw it coming and I still HATE it. So yeah.
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I'M NOT IMPRESSED
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I’m not impressed either / dan’s tweet is kind of mean-spirited and Phil’s just makes me sad that they can’t even prank us together anymore

Maybe the real joke is that we still have such high expectations for them and maybe I should really switch to stanning bts
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Yeah, what if it's a double-bluff, and he does actually upload tonight, knowing we'll all think it was a joke so won't be expecting it :shrug: one can hope!

Also regret clicking Phils link - I wanted to see some stupid pigeons dammit
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I’m mildly annoyed, but just keep remembering “my life’s a joke”... oh wait, now I’m just sad.

So uh not to start a flame war but who do you think has the best hair of the boys? I love double checks google RM’s color choices and asymmetrical style. I wish I could just have his hair on my head, ya know?
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As a BTS fan I am thoroughly enjoying this :lol:

Dans joke just made me sad :cry: as people said before already the real joke would be if he actually did upload but I'm not betting on it
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The tweet from that Dan guy is so irrelevant. Nugu flop trying to revive his dead career? :roll:

Anyways stan Jung Hoseok. He would never let us down like this. :ribena:

Looking forward to the collaboration between my man Hoseok and Phil oppa (weird choice right? Phil is like so 2014, ew.)
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