Dan & Phil Part 88: orbit of uranus

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Meanwhile in a world where this isn’t a delayed post and they totally haven’t already left this hotel, phil fell for dan’s thirst trap pic and is dashing back to the room. #whyisphilrunning 2019 edition. :lol: Sorry I couldn't help it
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I love Dan being such a little ho, it's great. I do wish he had some socks on tho lmao

Also, Hector is the best
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knq wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:45 pm The rapid return of 2009 nakedbooth Dan continues.

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imo he should go full Jonathan van Ness style and put some glittery high heels on with this.

(Can you tell I'm watching the new Queer Eye season lmao)
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knq wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:45 pm The rapid return of 2009 nakedbooth Dan continues.

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This is so tragic. Phil has gambled away their fortune, forcing Dan to sell his pants so that they wouldn't have to dumpster dive for food :(
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Catallena wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:18 pm
knq wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:45 pm The rapid return of 2009 nakedbooth Dan continues.

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This is so tragic. Phil has gambled away their fortune, forcing Dan to sell his pants so that they wouldn't have to dumpster dive for food :(
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i almost did a spit take
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I keep waiting for them to get spotted in the airport but if they are still in Vegas then I’d be surprised
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Amiaw wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:58 pm Yep Phil’s laptop and his switch controller lol. I’m not a fan of these types of pics from anyone but way better than the bathtub pics
ahah I didn't even spot the switch controller, nice.
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alittledizzy wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:42 pm
Amiaw wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:58 pm Yep Phil’s laptop and his switch controller lol. I’m not a fan of these types of pics from anyone but way better than the bathtub pics
ahah I didn't even spot the switch controller, nice.
Doesn't dan also have a switch ? If not then if I was him i'd totally get one for myself, that must be annoying to have a shared one :-D
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Someone on Tumblr mentioned this picture was probably taken at the first hotel they stayed at in West Hollywood - before vidcon
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If he stored this up for a week and a half... that’s just extra cheeky :roll:
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knq wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:45 pm The rapid return of 2009 nakedbooth Dan continues.

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What does it say on his shirt sleeve? I can't figure it out.
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It says “Sexual Fantasies” ;)
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Phil’s stories are actually perfect right after dan’s post.
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flarequake wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:07 pm It says “Sexual Fantasies” ;)
Just when I thought this picture couldn't get any thirstier :lol:
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aaand now I feel deeply compelled to rewatch all the golf with friends videos and be emotional about it :rainbowtears:
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i don't know what to do with all of this fresh Content! dan's thirst pic is iconic and less than an hour later phil is keeping us well fed with some wholesome golf content. also had a lil laugh about the most recent photo the vegas version of topgolf posted (read the caption!) v cute and i hope it inspired their trip (possibly, depending upon if these stories were queued up in advance or not) :rainbowtears:

can't work out how to embed ig pics i'm so sorry but here you go:
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:biheart: i'm gonna go change the world in ways you could not believe!
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fadedheart wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:28 pm
can't work out how to embed ig pics i'm so sorry but here you go:
Handy guide over here.
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these are real cute
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These stories are very cute. They also look like the same outfits as when they ran into a fan on Thursday so we’re still getting delayed content. Wonder what they’re up to now
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Why is Dan playing golf righthanded? I guess a place like this doesn't have any lefthanded clubs.
"If you're left-handed, ask a friend."
"Why am I left-handed?"
"Everybody makes mistakes."
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lefthandedism wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:16 am Why is Dan playing golf righthanded? I guess a place like this doesn't have any lefthanded clubs.
Topgolf has left-sided machines, but they’re pretty hard to get if you don’t reserve them ahead of time. There aren’t two-sided machines, iirc.
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Phil has his phone in his shorts so it looks like they used dan’s phone to post to his story again
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Looks like they’re getting ready to leave?
this picture is tagged at the Venetian and I thought they were staying at the belaggio. They continue to be confusing
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Yikes... their golf form though :shock:
Boys need some lessons!
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TuxedoSam wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:47 pm
Doesn't dan also have a switch ? If not then if I was him i'd totally get one for myself, that must be annoying to have a shared one :-D
Dan’s got the grey one, Phil’s got the red-blue one (of course). Phil’s is the one used for most of the gaming channel, because they complain all of the stuff isn’t unlocked because they both play Dan’s more.
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