my favourite conspiracy theory is that Dan and Phil are youtubers and have channels where they post videos. (and other social media that they update)
If you’re attracted to somebody, you’ll want them to sniff you eventually - Dan
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
daphenaxa wrote:my favourite conspiracy theory is that Dan and Phil are youtubers and have channels where they post videos. (and other social media that they update)
This forum totally needs a "like" button. Get on that forum software developers.
gnostic wrote:That Dan and Phil are actually massive assholes who let their fame get to their heads. It's my guilty pleasure theory.
Oh and Dan and Phil dated pre-2012, broke up but stayed together for the moolah
I love you because I'm sensing you are a chaotic neutral troll like me who kind of wants them to be happy but also wants to watch the world burn.
Well this is about 100% accurate
And to be frank, the less I believe they're together the less I want them to be happy, but (a) that's a discussion that's not for here and that I ignited several times already, and (b) if I was phan af I'd still want to watch the world burn, who am I even kidding lol
So #phandivorced because Phil likes Muse and Dan likes Radiohead? Well PJ was wearing a Radiohead shirt in one of his latest Intagram pictures. #kickthedan confirmed?
adequack wrote:So #phandivorced because Phil likes Muse and Dan likes Radiohead? Well PJ was wearing a Radiohead shirt in one of his latest Intagram pictures. #kickthedan confirmed?
And Dan excluded Phil from his infinite cat dream life. Phandivorce 100% confirmed. Kickthedan to be confirmed, I don't know how Sophie would feel about it
I have had many (#IDB IRC knows ) but some of them are possibly true or I have forgotten about them.
Totally fake theory:
We have noticed a slight mood shift after this reply:
Now Dan keeps answering to favourite song questions with this:
Possibly just being Troll-memey Dan, possibly just listening to that song a lot.
But why? Why is Dan listening to that song a lot?
Ver #1:
Maybe he just recently lost his virginity and is not trolling us.
Ver #2:
Shrek fucked Dan.
The quality content you joined this forum for, blame Dan, I have no shame.
But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
- Manged
I kinda have a conspiracy therory its not that great but dan howell today is an actor and 2009-2012 dan howell was real dan howell so basically an impressionater because dan was sick of phan shippers what do you think?