Dan & Phil Part 4: The Cheekiest Link

[Anonymousse]

Is that a euphemism?

No, but what exactly do you mean?

Now I'm trying to find euphemisms in their food tweets, christ

[phamnotof]

Was there any confirmation that Phil's actually on the Lester family vacation? Because the internet seems to be treating it as a Fact & I am confused.
also, sidenote: nothing more amusing than watching people argue that "it'd be good for the to spend some time together before they have to spend 3 months together on a tiny tour bus"

[lilMango]

He over here talking about American cereal choices, no respect for poor lonely naked popcorn noshin' daniel just totally ignored his 'real phil' comment and the planticide comment too dan hungry too phil dan like cereal too phil that's just cold man nochilllester man

btw, all the =

He won't be eating Dan's cereal for a while

The sad realizations.

I feel like this tweet was a reply to Dan. Like, "So what if you kill my house plants and eat popcorn? I don't miss your cereal anyway. I've got plenty in the states. I don't neeeeeed youuuuu..."
(Probably not, but with all of this Dan Lester stuff happening it suddenly seems plausible. What has my life become?)

[bluebox-away]

I have nothing to add to the wonderful #DanLester conversation , I just want to say that I have literally spent hours attempting to find some sort of link to the Jeremy Kyle episode... but have not had any success. No links, no torrents... no anything. I'm going by the fact that it is March 3, 2011? Even so, there is hardly anything from 2011 available.. i didn't realise how difficult it would be to download an episode of a tv show... I always thought every tv show would be readily available... obviously not.

I made quite an attempt myself but there's over 2000 episodes of the show and it's not exactly something they'd sell boxsets of for rewatching, so I think it might just be lost unless someone has access to the complete ITV archives? The site I found TWL on has hardly any episodes from 2011 and none of them are the right date

[swofro]

Is that a euphemism?

No, but what exactly do you mean?

Now I'm trying to find euphemisms in their food tweets, christ

I mean Phil can't eat Dan's cereal anymore might mean Phil eating something else...... Lol. Don't mind me. I am in one of those bizarre mood

[Stakhanov]

on one hand i don't think it says dan lester, because why would it. on the other, what else could i be? so i'm resting on that it IS dan lester, but there's a hilarious reason why and we are absolute spoons who don't get it OBVIOUSLY it was a joke you sporks

Yea, the rules all scream obv fan trolling to me. It's highly unlikely that they just left that sheet of paper plainly visible throughout the video 'by accident'. The whole idea of writing down 'house rules' and putting them on the piano (really) makes it look like they live in a college dorm bathroom ...

[jhamba]

on one hand i don't think it says dan lester, because why would it. on the other, what else could i be? so i'm resting on that it IS dan lester, but there's a hilarious reason why and we are absolute spoons who don't get it OBVIOUSLY it was a joke you sporks

Yea, the rules all scream obv fan trolling to me. It's highly unlikely that they just left that sheet of paper plainly visible throughout the video 'by accident'. The whole idea of writing down 'house rules' and putting them on the piano (really) makes it look like they live in a college dorm bathroom ...

you do realize having general rules for yourself and your room mate is not that uncommon, right? And, having rules like the ones on that paper is very common, especially among procrastinators. And, I really don't think they were into the idea of trolling fans at that point, since that was after the voldy leak, and around the time Dan kept getting mad at people for assuming he was in a relationship with Phil.

[akui]

Was there any confirmation that Phil's actually on the Lester family vacation? Because the internet seems to be treating it as a Fact & I am confused.
also, sidenote: nothing more amusing than watching people argue that "it'd be good for the to spend some time together before they have to spend 3 months together on a tiny tour bus"

Because updatephan said so?

The tweet linked here is no longer there, but i went to see her twitter (@sparkshowell), she doesn't seem to be sure either. So i don't know where they get this info from.

[syzygy]

Was there any confirmation that Phil's actually on the Lester family vacation? Because the internet seems to be treating it as a Fact & I am confused.
also, sidenote: nothing more amusing than watching people argue that "it'd be good for the to spend some time together before they have to spend 3 months together on a tiny tour bus"

i think it's come from the fact that phil's brother tweeted the US flag emoji:

also, phil said he was at a publix, which is a chain of supermarkets in florida. his family go to florida on holiday quite a lot so it looks like he is spending time with family before the tour.

[danphil333]

I am OK with butt talk and pics of butt underwear covered, but please no visual butt cracks

I just wake up, and there is 3 more pages I has not read, but I'm with you sweetmm

Third me up girls! I just don't like seeing people's naked butt unless i'm on a porn site.

i dont like seeing people's naked butt unless its phil's butt (although i dont think he has left any butt after the UK tour, he lost so much weight).

what an idiot... he covers his butt with clothes

i cant believe i just spent an hour reading about dans butt and stare at 2349768 versions of the same piece of sheet from freaking 2012. I want it to be Dan Lester too, dont get me wrong but Hazel needs to upload her video right this second.

I am excited for more phil collabs but i still want a gaming video.Its been so long since the last one. Lets hope dan wont spent all day watching star wars and eating popcorn and finally edit/upload a video soon

[akui]

Was there any confirmation that Phil's actually on the Lester family vacation? Because the internet seems to be treating it as a Fact & I am confused.
also, sidenote: nothing more amusing than watching people argue that "it'd be good for the to spend some time together before they have to spend 3 months together on a tiny tour bus"

i think it's come from the fact that phil's brother tweeted the US flag emoji:

also, phil said he was at a publix, which is a chain of supermarkets in florida. his family go to florida on holiday quite a lot so it looks like he is spending time with family before the tour.

Ah okay, that make sense.

[phamnotof]

on one hand i don't think it says dan lester, because why would it. on the other, what else could i be? so i'm resting on that it IS dan lester, but there's a hilarious reason why and we are absolute spoons who don't get it OBVIOUSLY it was a joke you sporks

Yea, the rules all scream obv fan trolling to me. It's highly unlikely that they just left that sheet of paper plainly visible throughout the video 'by accident'. The whole idea of writing down 'house rules' and putting them on the piano (really) makes it look like they live in a college dorm bathroom ...

you do realize having general rules for yourself and your room mate is not that uncommon, right? And, I really don't think they were into the idea of trolling fans at that point, since that was after the voldy leak, and around the time Dan kept getting mad at people for assuming he was in a relationship with Phil.

I don't know if this is relevant, but my and my college roommate have 4 differen sets of rules plastered around our dorm. Cleaning schedules, one night stand protocols, a general cohabitation guide & How To Treat Me When My Anxiety Is A Mess sheet that I've put above my bed because rules calm me down. It like, helps us navigate ourselves. I'm also a mess of a person who can't manage themselves like a normal person so... yeah, no, that probably applies.
But I do thoroughly doubt it's a troll, it was 2012, everything was tense. And they've been known to leave kinda important stuff lying around before, even as late as in 2015 when they were far more used to people obsessing over every detail. (The Making of TABINOF thing is what I'm referring to, but let's not talk about it in detail publicly, in case anyone's uber-curious and doesn't know, PM me.)

[alittledizzy]

i cant believe i just spent an hour reading about dans butt and staring at 2349768 versions of the same piece of sheet from freaking 2012. I want it to be Dan Lester too, dont get me wrong but Hazel needs to upload her video right this second.

I am excited for more phil collabs but i still want a gaming video.Its been so long since the last one. Lets hope dan wont spent all day watching star wars and eating popcorn and finally edit/upload a video soon

Or maybe Dan lurks here and you just ensured he won't edit/upload because he'll be too busy staring at Phil butt pictures and pining.

(I really want Tipsy Talk, too. Please, Hazel, we have proven our thirst. Give us Phil and a cheery cocktail.)

[clarinetupmyass]

how fitting

[jhamba]

on one hand i don't think it says dan lester, because why would it. on the other, what else could i be? so i'm resting on that it IS dan lester, but there's a hilarious reason why and we are absolute spoons who don't get it OBVIOUSLY it was a joke you sporks

Yea, the rules all scream obv fan trolling to me. It's highly unlikely that they just left that sheet of paper plainly visible throughout the video 'by accident'. The whole idea of writing down 'house rules' and putting them on the piano (really) makes it look like they live in a college dorm bathroom ...

you do realize having general rules for yourself and your room mate is not that uncommon, right? And, I really don't think they were into the idea of trolling fans at that point, since that was after the voldy leak, and around the time Dan kept getting mad at people for assuming he was in a relationship with Phil.

I don't know if this is relevant, but my and my college roommate have 4 differen sets of rules plastered around our dorm. Cleaning schedules, one night stand protocols, a general cohabitation guide & How To Treat Me When My Anxiety Is A Mess sheet that I've put above my bed because rules calm me down. It like, helps us navigate ourselves. I'm also a mess of a person who can't manage themselves like a normal person so... yeah, no, that probably applies.
But I do thoroughly doubt it's a troll, it was 2012, everything was tense. And they've been known to leave kinda important stuff lying around before, even as late as in 2015 when they were far more used to people obsessing over every detail. (The Making of TABINOF thing is what I'm referring to, but let's not talk about it in detail publicly, in case anyone's uber-curious and doesn't know, PM me.)

yeah, exactly, as someone with ADHD, the whole "rules for yourself" thing becomes very useful in life. I can definitely see them working for Dan, who has procrastination issues.

[danphil333]

i cant believe i just spent an hour reading about dans butt and staring at 2349768 versions of the same piece of sheet from freaking 2012. I want it to be Dan Lester too, dont get me wrong but Hazel needs to upload her video right this second.

I am excited for more phil collabs but i still want a gaming video.Its been so long since the last one. Lets hope dan wont spent all day watching star wars and eating popcorn and finally edit/upload a video soon

Or maybe Dan lurks here and you just ensured he won't edit/upload because he'll be too busy staring at Phil butt pictures and pining.

(I really want Tipsy Talk, too. Please, Hazel, we have proven our thirst. Give us Phil and a cheery cocktail.)

phil is wearing his Captain America shirt. I bet they will talk about movies and phil will be extra cheeky maybe flirty and he will make many innuendos ;)He is always like that with hazel. And i really want to see what cocktail he will make he talks a lot about his cocktails lately.

[DryCereal]

Is Martyn doing the merch for the tour?

Still convinced Dan's stateside too. And they're trolling us, rather than each other.

[danphil333]

cornelia is a sweetheart. Is she on holiday with the lesters? Did they all go and left dan to rot in london

[Anonymousse]

Is Martyn doing the merch for the tour?

Still convinced Dan's stateside too. And they're trolling us, rather than each other.

This idea is SUPER interesting to me...

is there ANY way to confirm that he is still in England?

[majitzu]

Is Martyn doing the merch for the tour?

Still convinced Dan's stateside too. And they're trolling us, rather than each other.

Idk why you don't believe Dan is on London. He said in his ls Phil was going early. And I don't find anything weird in that.

Also I suppose everybody know this but they are very careful on when tweet something. They will never said something like "in the airport" or "flying to..." they always tweet when the event has finish. If Phil says he just arrive to América that means he is in his house/hotel not in the airport where any crazy fan can stalk him.

I Cornelia

[DryCereal]

re: Dan's whereabouts, call it a gut feeling.

also:

[alittledizzy]

phil is wearing his Captain America shirt. I bet they will talk about movies and phil will be extra cheeky maybe flirty and he will make many innuendos ;)He is always like that with hazel. And i really want to see what cocktail he will make he talks a lot about his cocktails lately.

I did wonder about that - he and Hazel have good chemistry, but is he flirtier because Hazel is not single (now with Jack, and previously whoever she had that bad breakup with) and it feels safer? Are there a lot of examples of Phil flirting or being tactile with people who he might be interpreted as actually being interested in?

[akui]

Wow, just thinking about Dan will be spending 3 month in a tour bus with brother/sister in law makes me feel awkward.

[smarties]

I left the forum on a discussion about Dan's butt....

and now there are two new conspirancy theories based on a badly written piece of paper....
Phil is Dan's father or are they brother?? I would go with the second one, but the only problem is that Dan's actual brother is way to similar to him.....maybe the Lesters adopted Adrian too??



I'm really happy that Martyn and Cornelia are going on tour too....

About Dan being or not being in London, I'm quite sure the next book from them will be titled something like:
"All the times we have trolled you (but always with love )".....



(and thanks mermaid blood for the explanation about the mistery of Dan's body!! )

[oqua]

I left the forum on a discussion about Dan's butt....

and now there are two new conspirancy theories based on a badly written piece of paper....
Phil is Dan's father or are they brother?? I would go with the second one, but the only problem is that Dan's actual brother is way to similar to him.....maybe the Lesters adopted Adrian too??

Did you miss the #1 conspiracy, that they are married or want to be?