Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

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Phil ig story talking about tentacle porn? Why not, apparently this is just the 2021 mood for them.
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Never thought i would say this but THANK GOODNESS stereo is an 18+ app!
I friggin' love this adult version of them lol
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Was tempted to 'who's more likely to' them with - completely leak far too much information about their own new home before they even move in and jeopardise their security. Not that that would fit in the box.

Nice that Dan's finally got Phil on his story though. Cute.
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obvsly wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:48 pm Never thought i would say this but THANK GOODNESS stereo is an 18+ app!
I friggin' love this adult version of them lol
Not wasting any time meeting that rating with 'shower toys'
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I think even I'm going to need the transcript at this rate.
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This show is so amazing. I am living for this.
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alittledizzy wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:43 pm Phil ig story talking about tentacle porn? Why not, apparently this is just the 2021 mood for them.
Phil said Lia Rights
Will probably never be over the BONCAS and the beauty of Phil Lester.

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Ok I wish I had some wine this is frickin hilarious.
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oh my god this is the best one yet.
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'Why doesn't Dan get married? because he's scared of commitment'

helLOOOO???
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inanerat wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:29 pm 'Why doesn't Dan get married? because he's scared of commitment'

helLOOOO???
Honestly this is a bit like couples therapy on coke and red bull.
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this is my timeline after they got asked about DanAndPhilGames (there's actually a lot more than this) :lol:
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dan's therapist does a good job with selfknowleadge, but is awful at coming up with ways to deal with the shit that comes up. dan's got a rule of "i'm like this i'll never change" but maybe if he changed, he'd be happier.

and phil is such a wealthy kid. omg. i knew it, but i did never know as much as i known it now. he is so fucking spoiled.
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fruitcriminals wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:31 pm
inanerat wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:29 pm 'Why doesn't Dan get married? because he's scared of commitment'

helLOOOO???
Honestly this is a bit like couples therapy on coke and red bull.
This is the most accurate take I've ever seen.
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there's for sure a "you HAD to go mentioning marriage?!" spat happening right now.

i'm cackling.
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Blah blah marriage commitment blah blah... the real take away from this stereo is when were dan and phil in France????? Like i love the idea of them going on these private holidays but still tell me just a bit more please.
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I agree it was the best stereo show by far but why did it seam like it was rushed at the end and phil was really quiet
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I love these shows but I’m so genuinely worried for them (mostly dan) that they’re going to say too much and it’s happened so many times. The other shows have been fun but today legit felt like couples therapy and I don’t know what to do with all the information they gave us
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hello9217 wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:55 pm Blah blah marriage commitment blah blah... the real take away from this stereo is when were dan and phil in France????? Like i love the idea of them going on these private holidays but still tell me just a bit more please.
i have the same question!! the fact that they take little private vacation has me melting. like we know, but we didn't know. ya know? maybe they met up after dan hung out with his family in france? so many questions.
ma_rose wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:57 pm I agree it was the best stereo show by far but why did it seam like it was rushed at the end and phil was really quiet
i imagine phil was having a little marriage related panic in texts :lol:

truly, this show has become a wild ride i never want to get off.
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The keys in France story triggered a memory so I searched Phils Twitter and this is why it was familiar
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I don't know if we've ever heard of them being in Calais but they did go to Cannes ages ago

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Could be wrong but it’s very possible the reason they were in France (specifically Calais) is for tour related purposes, as Calais is where you get the ferry to come back to England (i.e not somewhere you would go on holiday). Parisian twink fantasies live on tho
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Incredible how Dan is saying how these shows are real fun on IG when I’ve never (well.. *never* is an exaggeration but you get my point) felt more drained after a liveshow and it’s all his fault
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