Deposcopes
How to find your sign:
First things first: Dan or Phil?
Next, imagine you’re going to see TATINOF tonight! What color will you wear?
Dan: obsidian, onyx, black leather, gun metal, raven, noir
Phil: bluey green, dental wire royal purple, ribena red, galaxy, pancake batter, fresh powdery snow
Dan Signs: [moon]
Dogeface (raven): Don’t be afraid to speak your mind. No, really. You don’t think you should? Fight me. You know it’s time.
Succubarius (obsidian): Admit it: you’ve had it on your mind for a while. Should I stalk them until they love me? Well, the answer is: NO. Absolutely not. Do not try this at home, OK? Ah ha…gotcha. See what I did there? You know what to do.
Kanye (gun metal): Why are you even reading this? You’re Kanye and you’d go your own way no matter what. You’re good. Keep doing your thing.
Haruio (black leather): Now’s the time to learn something new. Maybe ask that older friend for editing tips. Learn how to use capitalization and punctuation. You’ve got a bright future ahead of you and should probably think about rebranding from your MySpace/emo persona. Or not. But probably, tbh.
Samaracorn (onyx): You have a unique perspective and many stories within you. Have you ever thought about sharing them? Start small, with those around you. Maybe someday you’ll make the whole world cringe with your awkwardness.
Monprofpsycho(noir): Oh! Il est agréable de voir ‘phans’ de différents pays. Comment allez-vous? Merci de regarder mes vidéos ^ _ ^ L’espoir de vous voir sur mon tour du monde ...un jour.
Phil Signs: [sun]
Hampstani (pancake batter): Be kind to strangers today, especially the oddest one you meet. You never know who will become your best p-l-a-t-o-n-i-c bro pal for life.
Sassmastafrommanchestarius (ribena red): You’ve been on the fence for a while but today is the day. Go for it! No, really, you’re about three weeks overdue for a haircut. How are you going to stand the humidity with that dog on your head?
Fringegaparnicus (dental wire royal purple): The accidental model star is shining in your house today, my friend. Take some extra photos today because you are lookin’ fine. Seriously though.
Angelbean (bluey green): Don’t eat any dairy today. Please, just don’t. Don’t you know they make so many non-dairy options, these days and some of them are quite tasty! You don’t need to make yourself and everyone around you suffer.
Waffles (galaxy): You’ve been so caught up in your routine lately that you’re starting to sound a bit robotic to those around you. Animals and breakfast food are wonderful things, but come on, man. I dare you to look out the window and write a sentence about the first thing you see that’s NOT an animal or a freakin’ pancake ffs. OK? Go!
Cactor (fresh powdery snow): I hear you. You’re very angry right now. But don’t send that DM just yet. Take a few breaths and talk it out with a friend first. Then, by all means, unleash the fury of a thousand glochids on ‘em. Serves ‘em right for messing with your bear like that.
How to find your sign:
First things first: Dan or Phil?
Next, imagine you’re going to see TATINOF tonight! What color will you wear?
Dan: obsidian, onyx, black leather, gun metal, raven, noir
Phil: bluey green, dental wire royal purple, ribena red, galaxy, pancake batter, fresh powdery snow
Dan Signs: [moon]
Dogeface (raven): Don’t be afraid to speak your mind. No, really. You don’t think you should? Fight me. You know it’s time.
Succubarius (obsidian): Admit it: you’ve had it on your mind for a while. Should I stalk them until they love me? Well, the answer is: NO. Absolutely not. Do not try this at home, OK? Ah ha…gotcha. See what I did there? You know what to do.
Kanye (gun metal): Why are you even reading this? You’re Kanye and you’d go your own way no matter what. You’re good. Keep doing your thing.
Haruio (black leather): Now’s the time to learn something new. Maybe ask that older friend for editing tips. Learn how to use capitalization and punctuation. You’ve got a bright future ahead of you and should probably think about rebranding from your MySpace/emo persona. Or not. But probably, tbh.
Samaracorn (onyx): You have a unique perspective and many stories within you. Have you ever thought about sharing them? Start small, with those around you. Maybe someday you’ll make the whole world cringe with your awkwardness.
Monprofpsycho(noir): Oh! Il est agréable de voir ‘phans’ de différents pays. Comment allez-vous? Merci de regarder mes vidéos ^ _ ^ L’espoir de vous voir sur mon tour du monde ...un jour.
Phil Signs: [sun]
Hampstani (pancake batter): Be kind to strangers today, especially the oddest one you meet. You never know who will become your best p-l-a-t-o-n-i-c bro pal for life.
Sassmastafrommanchestarius (ribena red): You’ve been on the fence for a while but today is the day. Go for it! No, really, you’re about three weeks overdue for a haircut. How are you going to stand the humidity with that dog on your head?
Fringegaparnicus (dental wire royal purple): The accidental model star is shining in your house today, my friend. Take some extra photos today because you are lookin’ fine. Seriously though.
Angelbean (bluey green): Don’t eat any dairy today. Please, just don’t. Don’t you know they make so many non-dairy options, these days and some of them are quite tasty! You don’t need to make yourself and everyone around you suffer.
Waffles (galaxy): You’ve been so caught up in your routine lately that you’re starting to sound a bit robotic to those around you. Animals and breakfast food are wonderful things, but come on, man. I dare you to look out the window and write a sentence about the first thing you see that’s NOT an animal or a freakin’ pancake ffs. OK? Go!
Cactor (fresh powdery snow): I hear you. You’re very angry right now. But don’t send that DM just yet. Take a few breaths and talk it out with a friend first. Then, by all means, unleash the fury of a thousand glochids on ‘em. Serves ‘em right for messing with your bear like that.